Episodes

25 episodes in Season One. 50 episodes in Season Two. LORD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY WILL BE IN SEASON THREE but this SEASON TWO FINALE has everything you'd want from an improvised comedy podcast about classic rock radio finale! With so many questions to be answered?! Come on. Seriously? TWO Jason Gore's? And who the hell is Kegstand?! Wait, you mean Channel 8's "Those Horny Royals" can be horny and sad at the same time? The Rolling Stones didn't initially go with the name "Angie?!" Sponsored by Ter...

Of course, EVERYONE remembers The Ceramica, the legendary hair metal club forty miles from Val Verde. And of course, everyone was upset when it burned to the ground. Fortunately for us, Ceramica owner SALLY JANE (Tai Leclaire) has come onto The Whisp Turlington show to announce they are opening a new hair metal club right here in Val Verde called "The Viper Barracuda!" Whisp and Geoff try out the new Olive Oil Blasters from JAVAZONE! Sponsored by JAVAZONE, Hard Dad from the makers of Soda ...

Comedian MAX BEASLEY stops by the Whisp Turlington Show to promote their headlining weekend at Val Verde's most famous comedy club, DINGBATS! Also, Hawk listeners call in as soon as they hear the HAWKBUXXX sounder to win $1000 dollars in HAWKBUXXX! Who is Ewok? And how angry does Whisp get when he hears the promo for KSLOB? Sponsored by Sharney's, Flenderson's Horse Bags, KSLOB, Construction Brothers and Channel 8's "Carbon Copy!" Guest Starring: Max Beasley as Max Beasley! Max Beasley (She/T...

Every episode of 108.9 The Hawk has a ton of commercials and now we get to celebrate the latest batch (and some that didn't make the first one) with YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HAWK COMMERCIALS: VOLUME TWO! All your favorites are here! METALLIFUEL! MICHAEL'S MCDONALD'S! SEBASTIAN'S PLAYGROUND! GAL GERDE! AEROSMITH: THE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE! JEFFERSON STARCHIPS! DOUG TUBB'S HOT TUBS FOR DOGS! And so many more! Wanna get your friends to listen to 108.9 The Hawk? This is a great episode to send them!...

THE HAWK SWOOPS OUT OF THE SKY ABOVE AND DELIVERS YOU A BRAND NEW CLASSIC HAWK! This time we venture back to 6/26/22 when Lisa, The Tour Manager (Jo Firestone) stopped by the 108.9 The Hawk studios to plug their new rock and roll tell-all book! Lisa won't tell the boys who she's talking about, so they are forced to guess. From the episode "Lisa, The Tour Manager (with Jo Firestone)" available HERE! Guest Starring: Jo Firestone (Good Timing, Teenage Euthanasia, Dr. Gameshow, Joe Pera ...

BRACE YOURSELVES. CLASSIC HAWK IS BACK. This time we go back to 3/6/22 when "Neil Young" called 108.9 The Hawk to talk to his good friend, Jake The Real (Zach Cherry)! Guest Starring: Zach Cherry (Severance, The Great American Baking Show, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Shang Chi, Succession, You) as Jake The Real! 108.9 The Hawk was created by Jason Gore & Geoff Garlock. The Hawk is launching a Patreon on 5/1! Learn more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcavJVG5g6M Get all th...

Here we are! The inaugural edition of HAWK ROCK TALK: CLASSIC ALBUMS! And this is a taste of what you will get as part of the Hawk Patreon launching on May 1st! With HAWK ROCK TALK proper, we discuss a band's entire history. On HRT: CLASSIC ALBUMS we break it down by talking about some of the most classic Classic Rock albums around. We kick things off with probably one of the biggest Classic Rock albums - Boston's self titled debut record! It's hard to think of many other albums where every tra...

This edition of CLASSIC HAWK comes from February 22, 2022 when controversial conservative talk show host, Willy Crystal (Anthony Atamanuik), from The Hawk's sister station, ValleyNewsRadio8888, filled in for Big Truck on 108.9 The Hawk. Jason and Geoff stuck around to make sure everything went smoothly and... Spoiler alert... It didn't. Get the full episode HERE! Guest Starring: Anthony Atamanuik (The Phoney & Call-y Show, Coffee With Tony, The President Show, What We Do In The Shado...

Friend of the show, Trip Larson (PAUL SCHEER) from Trip's Dips stops by to talk about the latest in hot tub and hot sauce deals at his store. Whisp asks Trip to play the game "HOT TUB OR HOT SAUCE." Sponsored by The New Megabuffet at Sharney's! 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar brought to you by Jeff Skunk Baxter's Ponytail Warehouse! Val Verde Pizza & Brewing! Infinite Succulants! C.R.A.B.! Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (Human Giant, How Did This Get Made?, Unspooled, Black Monday) as Trip Larson...

It's a normal Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Hawk until Whisp and Geoff receive some breaking news that changes everything. Brought to you by Channel 8's "The Whale: 2043." The Hawk is launching a Patreon on 5/1! Learn more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcavJVG5g6M Get all things 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT 108.9 THE HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrockshirts SOCIAL SIGHTS: https://twitter.com/1089thehawk https://instagram.com/1089thehawk

Here we go again! Another episode of HAWK ROCK TALK and this time we dive deep into Boston's finest, AEROSMITH! Look, we already know Jason loves Aerosmith but will Geoff like anything? Tune in and find out?! Also tune in for a VERY BIG HAWK ANNOUNCEMENT!

IMAGINE A CITY WITH NOT ONE. NOT TWO. BUT THREE BILLY JOEL CONVENTIONS. IN THE SAME WEEKEND! That's what Whisp, Geoff and Art are dealing with this morning! Plus an in-studio appearance by Val Verde High School Head Basketball COACH PORT JEFFERSON (Eric Silver). He claims he isn't a "Billy Joel," but the guys have their doubts. Sponsored by: Jazz Fusion Networking! BUTTROCKAPALOOZA! Bert's Funeral Flowers and Crazy Eddie's Pizza Shoppe! Guest starring: Eric Silver as Coach Port Jefferson! ...

Finally. Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band return to the venue where it all started, Val Verde's VERDE DOME! Jason Gore fills in for Whisp Turlington on a very momentous occasion - Springsteen (John Murray) himself is coming on The Whisp Turlington Show for an interview! How will Jason, Geoff and Art handle themselves?! Sponsored by the fine folks at Michael's McDonald's! Chat Bot Therapy! Val Verde Tornado PSA and Shetland Creameries! Guest Starring: John Murray as SPRINGSTEEN! Joh...

iHeartRadio sensation, JANELIS J (Milly Tamarez) visits The Whisp Turlington Show on her manager’s advice. Janelis talks with Whisp and Geoff about Donald Trump, what is considered cheating, knowing nothing about classic rock and so, so, so much more! Mayor David Lee Roth stops by the studio to discuss his plans to fix Val Verde’s infrastructure. Art Spart has your traffic from the Bert’s Funeral Flowers Traffic Desk and it’s bad news if you’re looking forward to either Horn Fest or a trip to Wi...

It's another edition of Val Verde's favorite (in their hearts) morning show, The Whisp Turlington Show! Whisp & Geoff talk about the Illuminaughties that aired on Channel 8 last night. Ricky Gervais! Good Rock Facts! So much more! This episode of 108.9 The Hawk is brought to you by Buggie's Comfort Mattresses! The Val Verde Police Department! Bert's Funeral Flowers! And Samuel's Flowers! Get all things 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT 108.9 THE HAWK MERCH: http://tee.pub/lic/goodr...

For one hundred years, Val Verde has celebrated their love of frogs with the Val Verde Frog Festival. This year, Mayor David Lee Roth tasked Greg Lemonsour to spice the festival up a bit with hundreds of progressive rock bands, creating the Val Verde Frog Prog Festival! Whisp Turlington, Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Greg Lemonsour hawkcast live from the festival and they interview PROFESSOR EMERSON L. PALMER (HUNTER NELSON), a frog expert from Val Verde University and the usual curator of t...

Big Truck fills in for Whisp Turlington and brings his good buddy, BENNETT THE ROADIE (Davram Stiefler) along for the ride! Jason Gore broadcasts live from Plusky's Distillery! Amphetty Cash and roadie stories galore! Sponsored by Jefferson Starchips, Channel 8's "Fire Down Below," Books-A-Thousand and Depressed Dan's Party Warehouse Guest Starring: Davram Stiefler (The Good Liars) as Bennett The Roadie. Get all things 108.9 The Hawk at 1089thehawk.com! GET THAT 108.9 THE HAWK MERCH:...

It's time to point at yourselves and celebrate, Val Verde! Its LISTENER APPRECIATION DAY on The Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Hawk. Whisp and Geoff call up Hawk fans in the VV area to let them know that they are appreciated. Jason Gore HAWKCASTS live from Daddy's (Shetland Creameries). Sponsored by Pizza Emporium, Promo Hut, Seabirds Burritos and Radio Glunkton! Please tell your friends to listen to the dumbest comedy podcast about classic rock radio! Get all things 108.9 The Hawk at 108...

Believe us, we're just as shocked as you are. Somehow 108.9 The Hawk DJ Jason Gore has found himself back in the radio host seat with the HAWK NIGHTTIME! How long will it last? Why isn't Geoff "The Angry Man" mentioned in the title??! WHO IS CLINT?! Welcome to the new episode of The Hawk, baby. Sponsored by SHARNEY'S! VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL! SEBASTIAN'S PLAYGROUND! CHANNEL 8! GERALD'S GRAPES! Val Verde Memorial Hospital was written and performed by Emily Gore. 108.9 The Hawk will be back...

Good Morning, Val Verde! It's The Whisp Turlington Show and today we're celebrating Geoff "The Angry Man's" birthday by bringing in one of his favorite TV composers, SUSAN SLUMP (REKHA SHANKAR), the composer of all of the slap bass songs on "Seinfeld." It's also a Commercial Free Morning on the show, but we still slip some commercials for some quick cash for Seabirds Burritos, Flappers and more! Guest Starring: REKHA SHANKAR (Grand Crew, Digman, Animaniacs, CollegeHumor's Hardly Working) as S...

It’s the CHANNEL 8 NEW YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION PARTY! Live from the Channel 8 Stage in Verde Square! With your hosts Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock from 108.9 The Hawk and Channel 8’s own superstar, SLEDGE HUNTLEY (Michael Hartney)! Featuring Art Spart! With special guests - Paula Abdul, Keanu Reeves, Mayor David Lee Roth and Mama’s Revenge! Brought to you by GLUNKTON! Slipknot In This House! Metallifuel! Channel 8 News! The Val Verde New Year’s Knife Challenge! And Ain’t Nuth...

Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are forced to do a live remote broadcast from Whisp Turlington's Holiday Party at Turlington Manor (the former Valley View Mall). If it's a Turlington party, you know there are celebs galore, but does everything remain festive for Jason and Geoff? Sponsored by Rock Dolls, Steve Mackniacks, Flemington Laxatives, On This Day In Rock History and Channel 8! Happy Hawkadays from everyone at 108.9 The Hawk! Thank you for listening, reviewing and being a p...

The fallout from the launch of sister station, HITS 103, has left Whisp Turlington completely alone on the Whisp Turlington Show and possibly all of 108.9 The Hawk. How will he go it alone and still maintain the quality of a Whisp Turlington Show?! Do drones count as a co-host? Is Terry Fashions real and separate from Harry Styles?!?! So many questions! Sponsored by Aerosmith: The Immersive Experience, Metallafuel, The White Lotus Val Verde and Braggart Heat Pumps. The White Lotus Val Verde vo...

Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock welcome Boss Ron's nieces, Kali and Krystal Dalton (Kelley Quinn and Malin von Euler-Hogan), into the Hawknest to talk about the launch of their new morning show, "A Really Great Morning Show" on sister station HITS 103! Whisp learns what Boss Ron has been doing with his investment checks. Brought to you by the fine folks at Val Verde Valley Radio Partners, HITS 103, Val Verde Vertical Movie Theatre, The Hot Dog King, The Hot Dog King, Guitar...