Twofer Episodes

Moontan, The Wet Horn and Samantha Mule This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock survive All Request Friday, Grand Funk Railroad, and the sudden realization that Golden Earring’s Moontan might be a secret prog-rock masterpiece hiding behind “Radar Love.” What starts as a normal Hawk broadcast quickly becomes a cursed classic rock investigation involving Meg White’s texting style, Rock Dolls, BASTRD AI, Samantha Fox, Samantha Mule, and the terrifying possibi...

“My pants got too political, so I left them by the Golden Tee.”

This week, you Hawkheads get a nice preview of the BONUS material available on the 108.9 The Hawk Patreon! Yep, that's right. Bonus episodes of 108.9 The Hawk called "More From The Hawk." And this week we present a Patreon favorite! "The Truck & Greg Show!" A taste of HAWK afternooooons! Want more HAWK and want to support the station in the process? Head on over to the Hawk Patreon and subscribe today at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk! The afternoon shift is HERE and Big Truck and Greg Lemons...

“It’s like, whoa, was that Jay Leno? No. It was George Lucas.”

“Old man, take a look at my rock. I’m a lot like you.”

The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the World Val Verde did it again. Producer Scotty has UPDATED THE OPEN and made it official: we have retained our rightful title as the Murder Capital of the World. And in a coordinated civic achievement, we have also been crowned the Sinkhole Capital of the World. The earth continues to open. We continue to broadcast. It’s a standard morning inside the Rock & Roll RV. Whisp is doing impressions. Geoff is fielding complaints from the Val Verde Police Department...

Another morning on 108.9 The Hawk, and the Val Verde Radio Wars grind on… Unresolved, undignified, and somehow wetter than ever. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock continue broadcasting through pure spite, using Jon Bon Jovi tickets, hostile listener interactions, and wildly irresponsible sponsors as weapons in the never-ending fight against 98.6 The Squirt. Also in this broadcast: A Jon Bon Jovi ticket giveaway that becomes psychological warfare Geoff live reads a new ad fro...

"Geoff, I think I know why Enya's not calling."

“A brand new age. A brand new day.”

“He did a four-hour episode on Staind.”

“If this happens every year, make it a float.”

“Styx is the only band where every song has a gun.”

“67 souls captured, sent home courtesy of Whisp Turlington. You’re welcome.”

“Give Kermit the chair!”

“I spent most of my time in the country of Kokomo, where I am now a legal resident.”

The One Where Dog Boy Touches Your Funnel Cake

Local farmer strikes gold, buys the Gin Blossoms.

Wait, who is Steve Temple Pilots?

Why broadcast from the deck when the ADU has air conditioning?

A Hawk for the history books. You think it’s a regular Geoff & Whisp Show with Geoff and Whisp yelling at Kegstand until Newsradio888 breaks in. A new MA SHARNEY HAS BEEN CROWNED! Who could it be?! But that can’t be the ONLY grand return, correct? And how does Jack Russell from Great White have ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! Sorry to be so cryptic - ya gotta listen to this one to find out! Sponsored by: Val Verde Tourist Tees! A Dire Straits PSA from 108.9 The Hawk! That Smell Car...