
“Old man, take a look at my rock. I’m a lot like you.”
The Murder & Sinkhole Capital of the World Val Verde did it again. Producer Scotty has UPDATED THE OPEN and made it official: we have retained our rightful title as the Murder Capital of the World. And in a coordinated civic ...
Another morning on 108.9 The Hawk , and the Val Verde Radio Wars grind on… Unresolved, undignified, and somehow wetter than ever. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock continue broadcasting through pure spite, us...
"Geoff, I think I know why Enya's not calling."
“He did a four-hour episode on Staind.”
“If this happens every year, make it a float.”
“Styx is the only band where every song has a gun.”
“67 souls captured, sent home courtesy of Whisp Turlington. You’re welcome.”
“I spent most of my time in the country of Kokomo, where I am now a legal resident.”
The One Where Dog Boy Touches Your Funnel Cake
Local farmer strikes gold, buys the Gin Blossoms.
Why broadcast from the deck when the ADU has air conditioning?
A Hawk for the history books. You think it’s a regular Geoff & Whisp Show with Geoff and Whisp yelling at Kegstand until Newsradio888 breaks in. A new MA SHARNEY HAS BEEN CROWNED! Who could it be?! But that can’t be the ONLY ...