Guest Episodes
The Spirit of The Doors with Joe Wengert
DoorsCon26 hits Val Verde, which means the convention center is packed with shirtless Jim Morrison freaks, suspicious Ray Manzarek lookalikes, and exactly one self-declared Doors legacy act. Enter Ed Zed, frontman of The Wind...
Jury Duty 2: That's Just What We Do with Chris Kula
“Just a bunch of toilet paper with nothing on it. That’s how serious he’s taking this show.”
The Bathroom Boys with Clare O’Kane
“Clare, we have a no number two rule in the Rock & Roll RV.”
All Aboard The Val Verde Crazy Train with Chandler Dean
All Aboard The Val Verde Crazy Train with Chandler Dean Val Verde's $15 billion transit miracle has 13 riders, zero credibility, and one communications director who really should not be allowed near a microphone. Stephen Ribb...
The Eagles At The Big Ball with Tom Scharpling
“Rules are kind of like your face, Golf. Made to be broke.”
Classic Hawk: The Contest Winner with Tom Scharpling
Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK — a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history. Originally released on July 25, 2022 , this episode marked Tom Scharpling’s first appearance on 108.9 The Hawk as the instantl...
The Val Verde Zoning Crisis with Eric Cunningham
Whisp Turlington is salty. And for once, it’s not because Bastrd AI is generating “Hogan’s Heroes” deepfake erotica. No. Today, the Val Verde City Council has declared war on Turlington Manor (the dead mall that Whisp lives i...
WOOF IT UP with Will Hines
The Hawk is back, and Val Verde is once again experiencing the kind of civic growth that only happens when a man (Whisp Turlington) invents an AI named BASTRD … and another man opens a pet store that accidentally becomes a do...
Joe Walsh (No Relation) Forces Val Verde to Run (with Dru Johnston)
“Even if you weren’t the Joe Walsh we wanted, you were the Joe Walsh we got.”
Mary Houlihan, Road Comic
"I don’t care who you are, where you’re from — funny’s funny.”
When Rock Was Rock with Joe Kwaczala
You’ll have to forgive me, fellas — I just needed to take a moment to remember one of the greats.
Bo Merman: Rock & Roll Lifeguard with Jon Gabrus
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde’s legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus . Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val...
DJ For A Day with Matt Gourley
Matt Gourley Is Dutch Swanson — 104 Years, 8 Wars, and Now Your DJ
Stay Living, Val Verde with Matt Hobby
“Y stands for… You Never Leave. You go in, you never leave.”
Welcome To Sharney's with Kristen Bartlett
Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legenda...
Truckabration with Ben Rodgers
It's time to Truckabrate at Carl Luciferi Ford!
Jon Daly’s Jack White: The Unpasteurized Truth
Oh, we’re still having a ball down at the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House ! This morning, Geoff and Whisp are visited again by the one and only “Jack White” ( JON DALY) ! Jack slept over at the Beach House last night and mumbled a...
The 108.9 The Hawk Beach House with Pam Murphy
SEASON SIX of 108.9 The Hawk kicks off with a BEACH HOUSE . Not just any beach house, but the 108.9 The Hawk Beach House! That’s right! ALL of the DJ’s (except Jason Gore) are moving in together for the entire summer and they...
Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill
Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill This week on 108.9 The Hawk , Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debat...
Got Your Rock Merch with Damien Fahey
They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn’t stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geo...