
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are back in the Rock & Roll RV, where Sammy Hagar still refuses to explain the one true way to rock, Mayor Lee Roth is cutting multiple ribbons on Hog Street, and Big Truck i...
“I did not want to be a Doobie Brother. I didn’t want to be a Doobie sister, Doobie auntie, nothing.”
It’s Whisp Plays Anything He Wants Wednesday on 108.9 The Hawk, which means Whisp Turlington has seized full control of the playlist, threatened Val Verde with multiple Tormado warnings, and dedicated emotionally devastating ...
“My title is assistant procurement and sourcing manager. Rockin' Grandma’s Hot Sauce.”
DoorsCon26 hits Val Verde, which means the convention center is packed with shirtless Jim Morrison freaks, suspicious Ray Manzarek lookalikes, and exactly one self-declared Doors legacy act. Enter Ed Zed, frontman of The Wind...
“Just a bunch of toilet paper with nothing on it. That’s how serious he’s taking this show.”
“Clare, we have a no number two rule in the Rock & Roll RV.”
All Aboard The Val Verde Crazy Train with Chandler Dean Val Verde's $15 billion transit miracle has 13 riders, zero credibility, and one communications director who really should not be allowed near a microphone. Stephen Ribb...
“Rules are kind of like your face, Golf. Made to be broke.”
Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK — a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history. Originally released on July 25, 2022 , this episode marked Tom Scharpling’s first appearance on 108.9 The Hawk as the instantl...
Whisp Turlington is salty. And for once, it’s not because Bastrd AI is generating “Hogan’s Heroes” deepfake erotica. No. Today, the Val Verde City Council has declared war on Turlington Manor (the dead mall that Whisp lives i...
The Hawk is back, and Val Verde is once again experiencing the kind of civic growth that only happens when a man (Whisp Turlington) invents an AI named BASTRD … and another man opens a pet store that accidentally becomes a do...
“Even if you weren’t the Joe Walsh we wanted, you were the Joe Walsh we got.”
"I don’t care who you are, where you’re from — funny’s funny.”
You’ll have to forgive me, fellas — I just needed to take a moment to remember one of the greats.
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde’s legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus . Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val...
Matt Gourley Is Dutch Swanson — 104 Years, 8 Wars, and Now Your DJ
“Y stands for… You Never Leave. You go in, you never leave.”
Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legenda...
It's time to Truckabrate at Carl Luciferi Ford!