Episodes

Top Three Metal Bands with Dave Hill This week on 108.9 The Hawk , Geoff Garlock spirals into a hilarious numerical meltdown, prompting Whisp Turlington to offer dubious comfort, before the show devolves into a spirited debate over Nazareth versus Judas Priest. The chaos culminates with comedian Dave Hill joining the fray to discuss his upcoming show, opening the brand new Flapper's Comedy Club in Val Verde, which includes a damp cake for the 1700 lucky attendees. Dick Jokes: Yep, Dave Hi...

They may be the NUMBER TWENTY morning show in all of Val Verde, but that isn’t stopping Geoff and Whisp from delivering the GOODS. Today, they set a trap and welcome rock merch mogul, JEEF PONDEROSA (DAMIEN FAHEY), to The Geoff and Whisp Show to discuss all of the deadstock rock shirts he has and what the hell is taking so long with the 108.9 The Hawk shirts Whisp ordered from him weeks ago. A Mission Impossible too far?: Geoff and Whisp discuss the latest Mission Impossible trailer and h...

This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff and Whisp debate fire safety with the aggressively disgusting Stinky the Bear, launch seedless watermelon into the sun, and reveal the shocking truth about H.P. Lovecraft's hatred of summering in Val Verde. More insider information about the much more dangerous Illuminati, The Sultans of Swing! Plus, Art's 'Crazy Taxi' traffic reports and a deep dive into the CIA's connection to the Scorpions. It's the kind of classic rock morning radio that'll make you questio...

Join Geoff and Whisp as they grapple with plummeting radio ratings (from #1 to #10 and then #20!). They blame a disastrous “98.6 The Squirt" ad buy and explore the questionable comfort of Chatbot therapy. This episode takes a wild turn with Marvel "What If...?" scenarios, the dangers of Val Verde's Pac-Man Fever-a-Thon, and a truly unforgettable interview with Zimothy Larson (Mike Drucker), the eccentric owner of "Bookshelf Books." Zimothy's struggle with names, his disdain for James Patterson (...

Buckle up, Val Verde! It's ratings day on 108.9 The Hawk, and Geoff and Whisp are feeling... some type of way. Will it be Steakport celebrations or limo cancellations? Plus, rock legend Vic Badmoney (Jordan Doll) of 80's rock band, Rock Bottom joins the show, and things get WILD! Get ready for questionable financial advice, dirtbag rock confessions, and of course, Art Spart with the traffic report that will make you hurl! "Shit City" vs. "Shit Burrow": The ridiculous debate about Valverde's nei...

Flip Turley (Paul Scheer) has purchased Val Verde's Hard Rock Cafe, but he's converting it into an all STONES restaurant.

The marching band is ready. The floats are moving. And an annual Val Verde tradition is here. Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from Hog Street giving you a rundown of all the festive magic of this year’s Val Verde Couple Days Before Christmas Annual Christmas Parade! Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE’S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch...

Welp, when you’re the number one radio station in Val Verde, it just makes sense to play around with the format, right? That’s at least what Boss Ron thinks and this morning, he’s changed 108.9 The Hawk into DOOBIE 108.9. All Doobie Brothers. All The TIME! Doobie Traffic: Skunk Baxter and Michael McDonald fill in for Art Spart to deliver all your Doobie traffic. From Hawk to Doobie: A Radio Transformation Doob2: How did the Doobie Brothers influence U2? Hawkcast: Big Truck broadcasts live fr...

It seems that All Bets are Off in the 7AM hour of today’s Geoff and Whisp Show! Who’s Gonna Die First? We’re breaking it down with all your favorite musicians! GeoffANON: Whisp has had enough of Geoff’s conspiracy theories. Monster Butt: The worst Jeff Dunham puppet has come to life! Seger’s Pies: There’s a new menace making pizza in Val Verde, Bob Seger! Cocaine Wings: Why can’t we buy them anymore!? And Geoff and Whisp wrap up the 7AM hour with their famous “I’m Fu*king Sick Of It” segmen...

For years, the organizers of the Annual Val Verde BeatleCon have been emailing Sir Paul McCartney (played by Pat Cassels), begging him to perform at the Con at the Verde Dome. This year, for the 48th iteration, it actually worked! Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from backstage at BeatleCon, running down all the performers and sitting down for an interview with a legendary, Paul McCartney! Macca at Sea: Instead of stories about Hamburg or Liverpool, McCartney sh...

The Fourth Hour Usually, when you listen to 108.9 The Hawk, you’re listening to the first hour of The Geoff and Whisp Show, the number one morning show in Val Verde. Today, we mix it up and you get THE FINAL HOUR. THE FOURTH HOUR. And oooh baby, it ain’t nothing like the first hour. The Rage of Ed Begley Jr.: Ed was a guest in the first hour and he’s still in the green room for the 9am hour, and everything will be fine as long as Scotty doesn’t give him any liquids! Fripp VS. Beat: Art Spart ...

That’s right. On this day in 1974, the tubes warmed up - the transmitter whirred and the first sounds of 108.9 The Hawk blasted over the airwaves in the Val Verde Valley. And since you only get one 50th Anniversary, Whisp Turlington is pulling out all of the stops, calling in every single celebrity favor to make this an anniversary party you will remember forever! Sponsored by Drugmore, The Steak Hole, No Sugar Tonight Diner, Vanessee Starr’s, Channel 8’s National Lampoon’s Speed Trap, Taco Tue...

The one and only BOBBY MOYNIHAN stops by the Rock & Roll RV to plug his upcoming weekend shows at Dingbats! Friends Reunited: Bobby and newly indicted Mayor Lee Roth went to high school together so get ready for one tearful reunion. Ch-Ch-Ch-Churchill Off: The contest of the century! Garlock. Moynihan. Who can do the best Winston Churchill impression?! Radio Days: Whisp and Bobby share stories about the competing stations in New York City they worked on - WMTN “The Mountain” for Whi...

It’s the annual 108.9 The Hawk Halloweeeeeen episode! Jill Jurgens (played by Kristen Bartlett) from “Moms For Freedom” stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk Halloween candy safety and she definitely knows exactly what contraband Val Verdians will be sticking in their candy this year. Edgar Winter?: Yep, he’s here, but he’s refusing to play “Frankenstein.” Trad Wife, Trad Life: Not only is Jill Jergens a “Mom For Freedom,” she’s also a “Trad Wife” and Geoff and Jill have to explain...

Buckle up for a wild ride! Jason Gore returns to 108.9 The Hawk, sparking questions about his motives and reception. Plus, find out the NEW name of Poseidon Radio's rebranded 108.9 The Hawk, relive the glory of hair metal with Mikki Mackmack’s return, and dive into the bizarre world of the "French Doctor Who" starring Whisp Turlington! Jason Gore Returns: The OG host makes a surprise comeback, leaving listeners wondering about the future of the show. Station Rebrand Alert: Find out what Poseid...

Calling all aspiring TikTok stars! Get ready to learn from the best as former wrestler and current TikTok influencer, DJ Buttafuoco (played by Sean O'Connor), joins the Geoff and Whisp Show for a masterclass on conquering the platform! Raising Cane's Review Extravaganza: Dive into DJ Buttafuoco's hilarious obsession with the fast-food chain Raising Cane's, and his quest to review every location! His Son’s TikTok Account: Buttafuoco explains how he gained control of his son’s TikTok account and...

Legendary radio DJ, Don Valley (played by James Adomian) has to extend his usual overnight shift on 108.9 The Hawk, due to a misfire in the 5am hour by our sister station, 8888 ValleyNewsRadio. And since he’s up at 6am, he might as well hang out with Geoff and Whisp and talk all things radio! Radio Tragedy: Don Valley recounts tragic events at previous stations, including a fire and a near-death experience. Don Valley's Unique Eating Habits: Don Valley shares his unusual eating schedule due to...

Dan Luis Obispo (played by Aaron Burdette) stops by the “Rock & Roll RV” to talk to Geoff and Whisp about his ongoing fights with his neighbors and Val Verde City Council, regarding the giant Gundam he built in his front yard. His Gundam Has A Name: Dan Luis Obispo, the Gundam enthusiast and former Val Verde Police officer, names his front yard creation, Clarita. RV Park Enemies: Dan calls all of his Val Verde Springs neighbors out, from Jamison Speckles to Mark Flattbottom! Rock Legend Ray S...

Wait. We thought “Morrissey” was banned from Val Verde. Is the thirteen year ban really up? That must be the case, because “Morrissey” (ALEXIS PEREIRA) joins Geoff and Whisp in the Rock & Roll RV during this hour of The Geoff & Whisp Show! The 13 Year Ban: Why was "Morrissey" kicked out of Val Verde? We reveal all! Behind The Song: "The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get" is NOT what you think! Hear Morrissey's (hilarious) take on the classic tune. Manchester to Long Island: Is Morrissey se...

Comedian Mary Houlihan joins The Geoff and Whisp Show for a hilarious episode packed with celebrity impressions (think Jack Nicholson, Dr. Evil, and more!), her signature "Houliheads" catchphrases, and a discussion about the ultimate Val Verde prize: a lifetime pass to Glockenspiel Pond! Plus, discover how Rush bassist Geddy Lee spent his time in the quirky town and how the infamous Tumbletwins are involved. Don't miss this scorcher of an episode! This episode is sponsored by: Risky Jake's S-...

Join Geoff and Whisp as they broadcast live from the wildest Labor Day fair you’ve ever heard at the Val Verde Unemployment Office! This episode is packed with: Celebrity Sightings: From Jean-Claude Van Damme and a skeleton impersonating Mick Mars all the way to Jeff Foxworthy holding job interviews in a Graviton. The stars are out in VAL VERDE! Hope you like the song, “Live Wire!” Labor Day Countdown: Get ready to sing along to the most iconic Labor Day anthems, from classic rock hits to mode...

Calling all 80s rock fans! This week on The Geoff & Whisp Show, Joey Weatherman (Will Hines) from Outfield tribute band "Long Flyball" joins the guys to discuss: Outfield Tribute Bands: Dive deep into the world of Outfield cover bands and the joy of celebrating classic rock. Nicolas Cage Mania: Explore the extensive filmography of Nicolas Cage (a topic near and dear to Joey's heart). Flappers Cantina Feud: Joey reveals his surprising beef with the local hangout, Flappers Cantina. "Y...

Val Verde's #1 Classic Rock Station 108.9 The Hawk is back for Season 5! Join Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Whisp Turlington in the Rock & Roll RV as they gear up for Extreme Heat Days, Val Verde's favorite outdoor festival that takes place in a mall parking lot. This episode features: Local meteorologist Greg Fresca (DAVE HOLMES) discussing the perils and thrills of Extreme Heat Days. Burning questions answered: Will Disturbed perform? Will the Val Verde Tumbletweens shine? Why is...