Episodes

Just what the title says! Through hard work and determination, 108.9 The Hawk is the NUMBER ONE RADIO STATION IN VAL VERDE. The Greater Verde Valley cannot get enough of 108.9 The Hawk and The Geoff and Whisp Show. So how do the Overlords at Poseidon Radio celebrate this feat? You’ll have to listen to this Season Four Finale to find out!!! Sponsored by: TIM ALLEN’S ARRRRT! NO SUGAR TONIGHT DINER! NIGHTY NIGHT MATTRESS STORE! JOHN BARGAIN, DDS! 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and perfor...

Apparently Val Verde relies on local business, Muskberg Industries, for 70% of its economy. So naturally, you can understand that Geoff and Whisp have to speak with Elaine Muskberg (KATE WILLETT) after she announces that Muskberg Industries will be leaving Val Verde... For the Moon? Mayor Lee Roth also gets involved with this conversation to SAVE VAL VERDE! Art Spart traffic and you get an all new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! Sponsored by: SHETLAND CREAMERIES! 108.9 THE HAWK CONCER...

108.9 The Hawk isn’t usually the station you listen to for current news, but thanks to a haunting by the ghost of late-19th century Postal Inspector, ANTHONY COMSTOCK (MOLLY GAEBE), that’s all about to change. Comstock regales Geoff and Whisp about his very real law that is in front of the Supreme Court right now. Yes, real. Yes, NOW. This is an episode you don’t want to miss - especially if you’re a fan of pro-life ghosts! Sponsored by: Pearl Jam Butter Balloon-A-Palooza Fletchie...

The signals have CROSSED and somehow everyone listening to 108.9 The Hawk are also listening to 108.8 The Flow, Val Verde’s Best In Smooth Jazz! Engineer Tharp is working on it… But until it’s fixed, Geoff and Whisp are going to have to co-host The Geoff And Whisp Show with The Flow’s morning host, PAUL BEAUCAMP (BRIAN WECHT)! Plus the announcement of an all-new Verde Valley Rock Jam Fest, despite the horrific things that happened at last year’s festival! Sponsored by: JUGGGGS MUG EMPOR...

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees have been announced. Geoff and Whisp invite Rock Hall expert, BOB PANACHOWSKI (JOE KWACZALA) to discuss the inductions, his objections and what he’d really like to do to the Rock Hall. Sponsored by: HOT YOGURT! SEABIRDS BURRITOS! SHARNEY’S AND CHANNEL 8’S “CAN’T STOP LOVE FROM BEEPIN’” Guest Starring: Joe Kwaczała as Bob Panachowski! Joe Kwaczala is an LA-based standup who has two half-hours that you can watch for free on YouTu...

Actor, Comedian and Comic Book Creator JAMES III (Junior, Astronomy Club, Tiny Dinos) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his very real comic book, “Junior.” Whisp shares his experiences with Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. A superhero edition of GOOFS, SPOOFS OR TROOFS is played! Art Spart gives you the traffic update to get you safely to Val Verde Comic-Con and Fan Festivo! A PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! That's all on the World's Greatest Comedy Podcast About A Fictional Classi...

BRANDON GARDNER, co-creator of the stop motion comedy, “In The Know” on Peacock, stops by The Geoff & Whisp Show to talk about the show and to celebrate NEW MUSIC MONDAY with the boys. That’s right, it’s NEW MUSIC MONDAY! We can’t play new rock on 108.9 The Hawk, unless the artists are from Val Verde!!! Hear new tracks from Fister, The Gunt Brothers, Merkin’s Wand and Darren Could (formerly of the band, Actor). Art Spart talks “WHINE A THON 2024” and more! Sponsored by: Rock Dolls! O...

Sometimes you wonder - can this episode of The Geoff And Whisp Show get ANY bigger?! The answer. Yes. It can. We highlight another local business in Val Verde, CORKPLUGZ, recently opened by the delightful LINDA LABZ (NATASHA VAYNBLAT - WE’RE ALL DADS HERE, THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON)! Linda walks Geoff and Whisp through the process of opening a new earplug business on Hog Street! Geoff gives you a PSA on how to prep for the next eclipse! We attempt to give away tickets to see The R...

CHRIS SLUSARENKO (EYELIDS, REVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE, GUIDED BY VOICES) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show when the guys were not expecting a guest. Farmer Dan stops by to talk about Shetland Creameries. They talk about Chris’ podcast, REVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE and Farmer Dan's exploding podcasting career. Art Spart also covers weather as the greater Verde Valley is under a "Tormato Warning!" Will Chris make it through the entire show or will Producer Scotty just keep slipping him Benadryl pills to...

A Hawk for the history books. You think it’s a regular Geoff & Whisp Show with Geoff and Whisp yelling at Kegstand until Newsradio888 breaks in. A new MA SHARNEY HAS BEEN CROWNED! Who could it be?! But that can’t be the ONLY grand return, correct? And how does Jack Russell from Great White have ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! Sorry to be so cryptic - ya gotta listen to this one to find out! Sponsored by: Val Verde Tourist Tees! A Dire Straits PSA from 108.9 The Hawk! That Smell Car...

Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are live from the quad on the campus of Val Verde University for “QUAD JAM 24!” They speak with HANDSOME “GARY” TORNADO (DC PIERSON - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER, THE BOY WHO COULDN’T SLEEP AND NEVER HAD TO, DERRICK) about all of the one-man bands he has booked this year. Jason Gore gives you the latest in GOOD ROCK NEWS! Also, is there always another Marshall Tucker locked and loaded to shoot out of the stage if something happens to the...

Vanessa Lust from The Val Verde Rag has reviewed The Geoff and Whisp Show. Whisp has some bones to pick with her and with local seafood chain restaurant, Blue Tuna. Whisp and Geoff speak with CRYSTAL PARKER (CAISSIE ST. ONGE - BUSY PHILIPPS IS DOING HER BEST, BUSY TONIGHT, BEST WEEK EVER), Val Verde High School Cheer Coach, in a new segment called Local Celebrity Spotlight! Will the Val Verde Hard Lessons Cheer Squad get a reality show? WE SHALL SEE! Sponsored by: Blue Tuna Sebastian...

Nighty Night Mattress Store heir, CHET NIGHTY (JORDAN MORRIS - JORDAN JESSE GO, YOUTH GROUP) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his father and his plans for the store now. Squirrels are causing a traffic nightmare in Val Verde and Art Spart has the latest traffic update. What’s this about a mattress used by rocker Steve Miller? Sponsored by: Why Can’t This Be Cakes Metallifuel Val Verde International Airport Channel 8’s Horndoggin’ and Blue Tuna Guest Starring Jordan Morris a...

We’re getting close to the NCAA Tournament and the buzz around town is that the Val Verde University Assholes could make it this year. For more on this, Geoff and Whisp welcome the host of “The Asshole Line,” the basketball post-show on 108.9 The Hawk, FRANKIE GIAMBATISTA (CHRIS GETHARD - THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW, BEAUTIFUL/ANONYMOUS, NEW JERSEY IS THE WORLD) to give us his predictions for the Assholes and the lowdown on his former board operator, Franklin. Listeners call in for their chance to wi...

It’s The Geoff and Whisp Show’s “SALUTE TO VAL VERDE SPACE HEROES!” Episode! And when you’re referencing Val Verde space heroes, you know CHARLEY “CLUNK” BOTTOMS (JOHN HODGMAN - JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN, DICKTOWN, THE DAILY SHOW) is at the top of that list! Clunk tells the boys the secrets of space travel while promoting his new tell all book, “Moonman From Maine.” Art Spart explains why it’s raining so hard and why CCR is to blame for the rain and traffic! Shartlesburg has a new mayor! And get a prev...

Oh, Val Verde. You’re number one in the world for education. You’re the murder capital of the world. AND you’re also the number one place in the world where you’re most likely to get hacked by a cryptid! Channel 8 superstar, CHAINSLEY REDDIT (ALISE MORALES) returns to 108.9 The Hawk to talk to Whisp and Geoff about how she was hacked by a strange local group referring to themselves as “The Mattress Boys.” Art Spart tries to get you through the gridlock of the VAL VERDE ACADEMIA-BOWL-A-THON-A-PAL...

The Geoff and Whisp show moves into its new studio in the Poseidon Radio building, but something looks oddly familiar. MIKE KELTON from the supernatural podcast, BEYOND WITH MIKE KELTON, stops by to talk about his show with the guys. Geoff and Whisp have trouble adjusting to the new ALL ROCK playlist for 108.9 The Hawk. Sponsored by Sauce King! Channel 8’s “The Running Man!” Gal Gerde! Pizza Emporium! Check out BEYOND with MIKE KELTON here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p...

Ozzy said it best. “I’m going through CHANGESSSSS.” So is 108.9 The Hawk as Whisp Turlington finds out with the debut of “THE GEOFF AND WHISP SHOW!” How? Why? Do they have to stay in the extremely stinky RV? Huh? All of these answers and more in this monumental episode of 108.9 The Hawk. Sponsored by: The Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company The Ball Pit Warehouse Chogle Chiropractics Nighty Night Mattress Store 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Ga...

If this stinky RV is rockin’, you know it’s housing a classic rock radio station! Famous Hollywood screenwriter CHRIS CHADD (ACHILLES STAMATELAKY) stops by The Whisp Turlington Show to talk about his recent series of TikTok’s that reveal how “Hollywood really operates.” Blue Collar Comedian DENNY SNOOD and actor KEANU REEVES also stop by. Sponsored by Channel 8’s “Bad Medicine!” A message from Bucky Tuzzard! Monsters of Whistle! And make some rockin’ plans with an all new 108.9 The Hawk Conce...

New year. New season. New Hawk. Whisp and Geoff welcome DANNY TAMBERELLI (The Adventures of Pete & Pete/All That/Jounce) to the Rock & Roll RV to talk about his new book (co-written with his wife Kate), “The First Date Prophecy!” Meet cutes! Television (the band)! The original cast of “Our Gang!” Werner Herzog! It’s all in this episode! You also get a new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Tom Kiefer’s...