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HAWXMASSS 2023 with Kristen Bartlett - EPISODE 100!
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Dec. 18, 2023

HAWXMASSS 2023 with Kristen Bartlett - EPISODE 100!

GINGER MISTLETOE (KRISTEN BARTLETT), the owner of Val Verde’s Christmas Store and volunteer organizer of the Val Verde Christmas Parade stops by The Rock And Roll RV with a promise to Whisp and Geoff that unlike last year, this year’s parade will not be a disaster. Jason Gore Hawkcasts live from the Val Verde Valley Mall for this year’s HAWK TREES! Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! 173rd Val Verde Dog Show! Weasal Techniques! And a special message from Whisp Turlington! Guest Starring: Kristen B...
Well, That's What We Call Hawk Commercials, Volume Three
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Dec. 11, 2023

Well, That's What We Call Hawk Commercials, Volume Three

Once again we dive into the depths of depravity that are the commercials you hear on 108.9 The Hawk! WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HAWK COMMERCIALS VOL. 3! From Mold Control to Promo Hut to commercials from Billy Joel and Bryan Adams - all your latest 108.9 The Hawk commercial favorites are here!!! "Tiny Fork" written by Emily Gore "Vanessee Starr" written by Emily Gore and Jason Gore "Qum Gutters" written by Kristen Bartlett 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff ...
Truck And Geoff
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Dec. 4, 2023

Truck And Geoff

Tragedy struck the 108.9 The Hawk rock family as we are once again mourning the loss of our own DJ, Mikki Mackmack. Whisp calls out “sad” so Big Truck fills in for him on the Whisp Turlington Show. Truck and Geoff play everyone’s favorite morning show game, “I Don’t Need Therapy Because!” Greg Lemonsour finally delivers a Good Rock Fact! A classic 108.9 The Hawk! Toot toot! Sponsored by Billy Joel Tee Ball Stadium Tour! Channel 8’s “Conflict Of Interest!” Tease Treestorm’s “I Snorted It All For ...
Val Verde: Murder Capital of the World
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Nov. 27, 2023

Val Verde: Murder Capital of the World

Wow! Producer Scotty has actually produced a new open for The Whisp Turlington Show. But wait, does it include breaking news that Val Verde is the new MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD?! Whisp and Geoff are forced by the station’s new owners to do promos for the other radio stations they own. And a shock that rattles 108.9 The Hawk to its core.Sponsored by Qum Gutters! DrugMore! Channel 8’s “Double Death 2!” And a promo for the 108.9 The Hawk Hawk Trees, now up at the Val Verde Valley Mall!“Qum Gu...
The Alice Saga
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Nov. 20, 2023

The Alice Saga

For the past two years, 108.9 The Hawk has put out TWO “Alice’s Restaurant” themed shows. You know, the song every classic rock radio station plays on Thanksgiving? Well, now for the very first time, experience BOTH specials - “Alice’s Restaurant Attacks!” and “Alice’s Revenge” combined into one blood curdling, spine chilling, family dinner ruining episode! 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Support The Hawk at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk ! Bon...
Whisp Turlington's Audiobook - CHAPTER EIGHT - Will The Real Paul McCartney Please Stand Up?
Nov. 17, 2023

Whisp Turlington's Audiobook - CHAPTER EIGHT - Will The Real Paul McCartney Please Stand Up?

And now another chapter from Whisp Turlington's audiobook, "Through The Years, Through The Tears." Chapter Eight: Will The Real Paul McCartney Please Stand Up? This chapter has it all! The Beatles! The Rolling Stones! Admiral Dipshits?
Advertising Job Fair with Richie Moriarty
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Nov. 13, 2023

Advertising Job Fair with Richie Moriarty

Val Verde’s legendary unemployment rate is higher than it has ever been. Luckily MediaTimeMedia Advertising is hosting a job fair! And the Whisp Turlington Show was hired to broadcast their entire morning show from the fair. Whisp and Geoff are joined by MediaTimeMedia CEO SCOTT PILGRIM (RICHIE MORIARTY) who happens to write most of the commercials you hear on 108.9 The Hawk. Sponsored by Bryan Adams’ Everything I Do I Do It For Noodles! Seasonal Fish Tanks! Channel 8’s “Cockblocked By Death!” A...
Start Hearing Sports with Joe Wengert
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Nov. 6, 2023

Start Hearing Sports with Joe Wengert

World renowned filmmaker, Jonathan David Martin-David (Joe Wengert) pops by The Whisp Turlington Show to discuss his unreleased film about Huey Lewis & The News, “Start Playing Sports!” Why would Huey Lewis and even The News want to keep this film a secret? Tune your radio to 108.9 The Hawk and FIND OUT! Hear a new PSA from PSA Legend, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and a new 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar from the one and only Jason Gore! Sponsored by Coderssons Coding Completely and Channel 8’...
Guest: Joe Wengert
Halloween Episode! The Verde Stabber with Dan Klein!
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Oct. 30, 2023

Halloween Episode! The Verde Stabber with Dan Klein!

The Verde Stabber has been tormenting Val Verde for weeks and everything comes to a head on this Halloween episode of 108.9 The Hawk! VAL VERDE POLICE CHIEF JOE PITZOLA (DAN KLEIN) hangs out with Whisp and Geoff in the Rock & Roll RV, to let citizens know it’s probably completely safe for your children to trick or treat. Sponsored by Channel 8’s “Slaughter In Massacre Woods” and “The Seventh Judas Principle!” Motley Crue’s Dr. Feelgood’s Haunted Memorial Mental Hospital House! Pizza Emporium! Gu...
Guest: Dan Klein
CLASSIC HAWK: Live from Val Mart!
Oct. 27, 2023

CLASSIC HAWK: Live from Val Mart!

Welcome to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history. This week, we travel back to 3/13/22 when Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock interviewed Val Mart manager Cam Winchester (Colby Smith) Hear the full episode here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock/id1594915778?i=1000594565567 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Ga...
So Long, Willy Crystal with Anthony Atamanuik
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Oct. 23, 2023

So Long, Willy Crystal with Anthony Atamanuik

It’s a sad day at Val Verde Valley Radio Partners, as ValleyNewsradio 8888 conservative afternoon host, WILLY CRYSTAL (Anthony Atamanuik) is being forced to retire. Whisp and Geoff celebrate Willy’s forty-one year radio career as Willy lets us know his plans for retirement among other very Willy Crystal topics. Sponsored by ITT Clam! Fat Tony’s! A new single from country artist, Tease Treestorm! And a Port-O-Potty PSA from the current king of PSA’s, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! Guest Starring ...
CLASSIC HAWK: Clint, The Nighttime Producer
Oct. 20, 2023

CLASSIC HAWK: Clint, The Nighttime Producer

Welcome to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history. This week, we travel back to 1/16/23 when Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock thought he’d be hosting the Hawk Nighttime with Jason Gore by himself - but instead, he encountered grizzled Hawk Nighttime producer, Clint. Hear the full episode here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock/id1594915778?i=1000594565567 108.9 Th...
The Lamb Lies Down In Val Verde with Christian Finnegan
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Oct. 16, 2023

The Lamb Lies Down In Val Verde with Christian Finnegan

Actor GAVIN GARJULO (CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN) stops by the Rock & Roll RV to plug his one-man show of the Genesis concept album, “The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway.” Garjulo has rented out the Val Verde Enormodome for “One Man Lamb” and he makes his case for listeners to attend. Art Spart delivers a Danzig fueled traffic update. Whisp & Geoff rundown the latest mugs at Juggggs Mug Emporium. Geoff Garlock talks about vaccinations. And Mikki Mackmack delivers another On This Day In Rock History! Sponsored...
CLASSIC HAWK - Whisp and Geoff - Live from Rocktoberfest!
Oct. 13, 2023

CLASSIC HAWK - Whisp and Geoff - Live from Rocktoberfest!

Welcome to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history. This week, we travel back to 10/9/22 when Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock broadcasted live from the Val Verde Rocktoberfest Festival! Hear the full episode here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock/id1594915778?i=1000582105627 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and ...
Rockrock Dinners with Jo Firestone
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Oct. 9, 2023

Rockrock Dinners with Jo Firestone

Legendary rocker, ALEXIS ROCKROCK (JO FIRESTONE) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote her new line of frozen meals, Rockrock Dinners! Whisp has some serious words for Vanessa Kreeve at the Val Verde Rag. Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Turn It On Again Again! Guest Starring: Jo Firestone as Alexis Rockrock! Jo Firestone is a comedian, actor, and writer. Select credits include Ziwe, Joe Pera Talks With You, Teenage Euthanasia, The Tonight Show , and Shrill. She co-hosts the long-run...
Guest: Jo Firestone
CLASSIC HAWK - Sunday Morning Beatles Show with Will Hines
Oct. 6, 2023

CLASSIC HAWK - Sunday Morning Beatles Show with Will Hines

Welcome back to Classic Hawk, a weekly bonus edition of 108.9 The Hawk that relives some of our favorite moments in 108.9 The Hawk history. This week, we travel back to 10/2/22 when “Breakfast With The Beatles In Danbury, CT” host, Ethan Wellman (WILL HINES), visited The Whisp Turlington Show to discuss his upcoming changes to the Sunday morning Beatles show. Guest Starring: Will Hines (Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk Comics, Brooklyn 99, Broad City, Comedy Bang Bang, UCB) as Ethan Wellman! Hear...
Geet's First Amendment Bookstore with Alex Steed
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Oct. 2, 2023

Geet's First Amendment Bookstore with Alex Steed

We’re right back in the ROCK AND ROLL RV brought to you by the Val Verde Candle Factory and today Whisp and Geoff are visited by local small business owner, GEET FROST (ALEX STEED). Geet has run Geet’s First Amendment Bookstore and Adult Emporium in Val Verde since 1987 and Whisp brought him on because Whisp cares about supporting local businesses. Farmer Dan also stops by to give an update on Shetland Creameries’ FALL FESTIVAL DAYS! Robby Dalton fills in for a very sick Kegstand! Sponsored by T...
REO Stewwagon with Flula Borg
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Sept. 25, 2023

REO Stewwagon with Flula Borg

It’s another beautiful morning in the 108.9 The Hawk Rock & Roll RV, now sponsored by the Val Verde Candle Factory. German comedian FLULA BORG (Flula Makes Five, Pitch Perfect 2, The Suicide Squad) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote his new podcast, FLULA MAKES FIVE! Sponsored by Sharney’s! Channel 8’s “HOT RAIN!” Danny And Sons Crater! and Sauce King! Flula’s hilarious new podcast, FLULA MAKES FIVE, premieres on September 19th wherever you find podcasts! 108.9 The Hawk was created, w...
Guest: Flula Borg
HAWK ROCK TALK - METALLICA
Sept. 18, 2023

HAWK ROCK TALK - METALLICA

It's back. The one and only HAWK ROCK TALK! This time Jason and Geoff take a dive into a band that is very important to both of them, even if they don't like all of their albums (SPOILERS) - METALLICA! From "Kill 'Em All" to "72 Seasons," we cover it all and we GO DEEP (Greg Lemonsour style) with questions like: - Why does the snare sound like that? - Should Load and Reload be just one good album? - Why does the snare sound like that again? and even Where is the guitar solos?!
Lillehammer 2 with Pat Byrne
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Sept. 11, 2023

Lillehammer 2 with Pat Byrne

The Whisp Turlington Show is back, baby! And Whisp swears he didn’t destroy the 108.9 The Hawk studios! But do we believe him? Rock legend Little Steven Van Zandt (PAT BYRNE) stops by the Rock and Roll RV with two HUGE announcements! Sponsored by: Promo Hut! Verde Lake Days Fall Concert Series! Guest Starring: Pat Byrne (The Best Show with Tom Scharpling, Meet My Friends The Friends) as Little Steven Van Zandt! Best Show 24 returns on 9/12/23! For more information visit https://linktr.ee/bestsho...
Big Scotty Returns with Tom Scharpling
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Sept. 4, 2023

Big Scotty Returns with Tom Scharpling

You read that correctly. The bane of Geoff “The Itty Bitty Baby” Garlock’s existence, BIG SCOTTY (TOM SCHARPLING) has returned to 108.9 The Hawk! This time as the prize winner of the “Security Barracks” on The Hawk Rock Cruise. This means Big Scotty and Abe are the only security on the ship and if you’re going to enjoy yourself on the premium rock cruise in the Southwest, you better abide by Big Scotty’s rules. Sponsored by Sharney’s! Like A Rock Climbing Gym! O Neal Advertising! HR Puttintutts!...
Petroleum Joe's
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Aug. 28, 2023

Petroleum Joe's

Time for another Jason And Friends In The Morning! Jason plays Geoff clips of Geoff's Hawkcast from the Val Verde County Fair from the previous weekend. The guys deal with some serious technical issues, but handle it with the professionalism and grace that you expect from 108.9 The Hawk, The Valley's Classic Rock Station. Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! A MessageFrom Val Verde Secretary of Waste Management, Bucky Tuzzard! Taco Tuesday's at Johnny's Pizza Warehouse! And a new On This Day In Roc...
A Nautical Announcement (with Ariel Dumas and Andrew Ecker)
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Aug. 21, 2023

A Nautical Announcement (with Ariel Dumas and Andrew Ecker)

Your favorite classic rock radio morning show, Jason & Friends In The Morning is back! With Jason Gore! And Friends (Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock)! Scotty forces Jason and Geoff to play an announcement for The Hawk Rock Cruise and interview the winners for the "Captain's Cabin," TRIXIE AND HUNK TRESSELL (ARIEL DUMAS and ANDREW ECKER)! Are they the Captain now? Is it the best idea in the world to do ANOTHER Rock Cruise?!?! Listen and find out! Sponsored by Shetland Creameries! Peter Green Greens...
Jason And Friends In The Morning (with Dru Johnston)
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Aug. 14, 2023

Jason And Friends In The Morning (with Dru Johnston)

When this Rock & Roll RV is a'knockin', it's probably because 108.9 The Hawk is LIVE ON THE AIR! Boss Ron has changed the morning show to Jason & Friends In The Morning and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock has some issues with it. SHELLY GRIP (DRU JOHNSTON) drops by to talk about the latest production of Shakespeare's "King Lear" that is being performed by his Val Verde theatre group, Merely Players (Not The Sports Kind). Sponsored by David Blowies! Sauce King! A Message From Bucky Tuzzard! And the...
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