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I Guess That’s Why They Call It Hawk Commercials Volume Four
June 17, 2024

I Guess That’s Why They Call It Hawk Commercials Volume Four

The next volume in the 108.9 The Hawk Commercials collection is here! "I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT HAWK COMMERCIALS VOLUME FOUR!" Over 44 recent Hawk classics such as "Hot Yogurt," "Michael's McDonald's II," "One Ticket To Paradise," "Pearl Jam Butter," "Ball Pit Warehouse" and more! Sit back and relax while 108.9 The Hawk takes a commercial break to pay some bills. 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock. Listen. Subscribe. Tell your friends. Suppor...
Anthony Comstock’s Ghost with Molly Gaebe
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June 10, 2024

Anthony Comstock’s Ghost with Molly Gaebe

108.9 The Hawk isn’t usually the station you listen to for current news, but thanks to a haunting by the ghost of late-19th century Postal Inspector, ANTHONY COMSTOCK (MOLLY GAEBE), that’s all about to change. Comstock regales Geoff and Whisp about his very real law that is in front of the Supreme Court right now. Yes, real. Yes, NOW. This is an episode you don’t want to miss - especially if you’re a fan of pro-life ghosts! Sponsored by: Pearl Jam Butter Balloon-A-Palooza Fletchies And Eliminato...
108.8 The Flow with Brian Wecht
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June 3, 2024

108.8 The Flow with Brian Wecht

The signals have CROSSED and somehow everyone listening to 108.9 The Hawk are also listening to 108.8 The Flow, Val Verde’s Best In Smooth Jazz! Engineer Tharp is working on it… But until it’s fixed, Geoff and Whisp are going to have to co-host The Geoff And Whisp Show with The Flow’s morning host, PAUL BEAUCAMP (BRIAN WECHT)! Plus the announcement of an all-new Verde Valley Rock Jam Fest, despite the horrific things that happened at last year’s festival! Sponsored by: JUGGGGS MUG EMPORIUM ROCK ...
Guest: Brian Wecht
We Shall Build The Val Verde Rock Hall with Joe Kwaczala
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May 27, 2024

We Shall Build The Val Verde Rock Hall with Joe Kwaczala

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees have been announced. Geoff and Whisp invite Rock Hall expert, BOB PANACHOWSKI (JOE KWACZALA) to discuss the inductions, his objections and what he’d really like to do to the Rock Hall. Sponsored by: HOT YOGURT! SEABIRDS BURRITOS! SHARNEY’S AND CHANNEL 8’S “CAN’T STOP LOVE FROM BEEPIN’” Guest Starring: Joe Kwaczała as Bob Panachowski! Joe Kwaczala is an LA-based standup who has two half-hours that you can watch for free on YouTube (from Comedy Central and He...
Guest: Joe Kwaczala
Val Verde Comic-Con with James III
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May 20, 2024

Val Verde Comic-Con with James III

Actor, Comedian and Comic Book Creator JAMES III (Junior, Astronomy Club, Tiny Dinos) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his very real comic book, “Junior.” Whisp shares his experiences with Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. A superhero edition of GOOFS, SPOOFS OR TROOFS is played! Art Spart gives you the traffic update to get you safely to Val Verde Comic-Con and Fan Festivo! A PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock! That's all on the World's Greatest Comedy Podcast About A Fictional Classi...
Guest: James III
HAWK ROCK TALK: VAN HAGAR
May 13, 2024

HAWK ROCK TALK: VAN HAGAR

Our second part of our Hawk Rock Talk deep dive in to Van Halen concludes with, VAN HAGAR! Jason and Geoff talk all things Sammy, Alex, Eddie and Michael. Will Geoff actually like any of this stuff? Do they prefer THIS Van Halen?!?! Listen and find out!108.9 THE HAWK returns next week with "Val Verde Comic-Con with James III!"
New Music Monday with Brandon Gardner
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May 6, 2024

New Music Monday with Brandon Gardner

BRANDON GARDNER, co-creator of the stop motion comedy, “In The Know” on Peacock, stops by The Geoff & Whisp Show to talk about the show and to celebrate NEW MUSIC MONDAY with the boys. That’s right, it’s NEW MUSIC MONDAY! We can’t play new rock on 108.9 The Hawk, unless the artists are from Val Verde!!! Hear new tracks from Fister, The Gunt Brothers, Merkin’s Wand and Darren Could (formerly of the band, Actor). Art Spart talks “WHINE A THON 2024” and more! Sponsored by: Rock Dolls! One Ticket To...
How To Open A Business On Hog Street with Natasha Vaynblat
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April 29, 2024

How To Open A Business On Hog Street with Natasha Vaynblat

Sometimes you wonder - can this episode of The Geoff And Whisp Show get ANY bigger?! The answer. Yes. It can. We highlight another local business in Val Verde, CORKPLUGZ, recently opened by the delightful LINDA LABZ (NATASHA VAYNBLAT - WE’RE ALL DADS HERE, THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON)! Linda walks Geoff and Whisp through the process of opening a new earplug business on Hog Street! Geoff gives you a PSA on how to prep for the next eclipse! We attempt to give away tickets to see The Rolling...
Revolutions Per Farmer Dan with Chris Slusarenko
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April 22, 2024

Revolutions Per Farmer Dan with Chris Slusarenko

CHRIS SLUSARENKO (EYELIDS, REVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE, GUIDED BY VOICES) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show when the guys were not expecting a guest. Farmer Dan stops by to talk about Shetland Creameries. They talk about Chris’ podcast, REVOLUTIONS PER MOVIE and Farmer Dan's exploding podcasting career. Art Spart also covers weather as the greater Verde Valley is under a "Tormato Warning!" Will Chris make it through the entire show or will Producer Scotty just keep slipping him Benadryl pills to swall...
Many Grand Rock & Roll Returns
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April 15, 2024

Many Grand Rock & Roll Returns

A Hawk for the history books. You think it’s a regular Geoff & Whisp Show with Geoff and Whisp yelling at Kegstand until Newsradio888 breaks in. A new MA SHARNEY HAS BEEN CROWNED! Who could it be?! But that can’t be the ONLY grand return, correct? And how does Jack Russell from Great White have ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! Sorry to be so cryptic - ya gotta listen to this one to find out! Sponsored by: Val Verde Tourist Tees! A Dire Straits PSA from 108.9 The Hawk! That Smell Carbon Detection A...
Val Verde University Quad Jam 24 with DC Pierson
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April 8, 2024

Val Verde University Quad Jam 24 with DC Pierson

Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are live from the quad on the campus of Val Verde University for “QUAD JAM 24!” They speak with HANDSOME “GARY” TORNADO (DC PIERSON - CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER, THE BOY WHO COULDN’T SLEEP AND NEVER HAD TO, DERRICK) about all of the one-man bands he has booked this year. Jason Gore gives you the latest in GOOD ROCK NEWS! Also, is there always another Marshall Tucker locked and loaded to shoot out of the stage if something happens to the...
Guest: DC Pierson
Drones! with Caissie St. Onge
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April 1, 2024

Drones! with Caissie St. Onge

Vanessa Lust from The Val Verde Rag has reviewed The Geoff and Whisp Show. Whisp has some bones to pick with her and with local seafood chain restaurant, Blue Tuna. Whisp and Geoff speak with CRYSTAL PARKER (CAISSIE ST. ONGE - BUSY PHILIPPS IS DOING HER BEST, BUSY TONIGHT, BEST WEEK EVER), Val Verde High School Cheer Coach, in a new segment called Local Celebrity Spotlight! Will the Val Verde Hard Lessons Cheer Squad get a reality show? WE SHALL SEE! Sponsored by: Blue Tuna Sebastian’s Playgroun...
The Steve Miller Mattress with Jordan Morris
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March 25, 2024

The Steve Miller Mattress with Jordan Morris

Nighty Night Mattress Store heir, CHET NIGHTY (JORDAN MORRIS - JORDAN JESSE GO, YOUTH GROUP) stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his father and his plans for the store now. Squirrels are causing a traffic nightmare in Val Verde and Art Spart has the latest traffic update. What’s this about a mattress used by rocker Steve Miller? Sponsored by: Why Can’t This Be Cakes Metallifuel Val Verde International Airport Channel 8’s Horndoggin’ and Blue Tuna Guest Starring Jordan Morris as Chet ...
March Madness with Chris Gethard
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March 18, 2024

March Madness with Chris Gethard

We’re getting close to the NCAA Tournament and the buzz around town is that the Val Verde University Assholes could make it this year. For more on this, Geoff and Whisp welcome the host of “The Asshole Line,” the basketball post-show on 108.9 The Hawk, FRANKIE GIAMBATISTA (CHRIS GETHARD - THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW, BEAUTIFUL/ANONYMOUS, NEW JERSEY IS THE WORLD) to give us his predictions for the Assholes and the lowdown on his former board operator, Franklin. Listeners call in for their chance to wi...
A Moonman From Maine with John Hodgman
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March 11, 2024

A Moonman From Maine with John Hodgman

It’s The Geoff and Whisp Show’s “SALUTE TO VAL VERDE SPACE HEROES!” Episode! And when you’re referencing Val Verde space heroes, you know CHARLEY “CLUNK” BOTTOMS (JOHN HODGMAN - JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN, DICKTOWN, THE DAILY SHOW) is at the top of that list! Clunk tells the boys the secrets of space travel while promoting his new tell all book, “Moonman From Maine.” Art Spart explains why it’s raining so hard and why CCR is to blame for the rain and traffic! Shartlesburg has a new mayor! And get a prev...
Guest: John Hodgman
Hacked By A Cryptid with Alise Morales
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March 4, 2024

Hacked By A Cryptid with Alise Morales

Oh, Val Verde. You’re number one in the world for education. You’re the murder capital of the world. AND you’re also the number one place in the world where you’re most likely to get hacked by a cryptid! Channel 8 superstar, CHAINSLEY REDDIT (ALISE MORALES) returns to 108.9 The Hawk to talk to Whisp and Geoff about how she was hacked by a strange local group referring to themselves as “The Mattress Boys.” Art Spart tries to get you through the gridlock of the VAL VERDE ACADEMIA-BOWL-A-THON-A-PA...
New Classic Rock with Mike Kelton
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Feb. 22, 2024

New Classic Rock with Mike Kelton

The Geoff and Whisp show moves into its new studio in the Poseidon Radio building, but something looks oddly familiar. MIKE KELTON from the supernatural podcast, BEYOND WITH MIKE KELTON, stops by to talk about his show with the guys. Geoff and Whisp have trouble adjusting to the new ALL ROCK playlist for 108.9 The Hawk. Sponsored by Sauce King! Channel 8’s “The Running Man!” Gal Gerde! Pizza Emporium! Check out BEYOND with MIKE KELTON here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/beyond-with-mike-...
Guest: Mike Kelton
The Geoff and Whisp Show
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Feb. 15, 2024

The Geoff and Whisp Show

Ozzy said it best. “I’m going through CHANGESSSSS.” So is 108.9 The Hawk as Whisp Turlington finds out with the debut of “THE GEOFF AND WHISP SHOW!” How? Why? Do they have to stay in the extremely stinky RV? Huh? All of these answers and more in this monumental episode of 108.9 The Hawk. Sponsored by: The Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company The Ball Pit Warehouse Chogle Chiropractics Nighty Night Mattress Store 108.9 The Hawk was created, written and performed by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock....
Listen To The Music with Achilles Stamatelaky
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Feb. 8, 2024

Listen To The Music with Achilles Stamatelaky

If this stinky RV is rockin’, you know it’s housing a classic rock radio station! Famous Hollywood screenwriter CHRIS CHADD (ACHILLES STAMATELAKY) stops by The Whisp Turlington Show to talk about his recent series of TikTok’s that reveal how “Hollywood really operates.” Blue Collar Comedian DENNY SNOOD and actor KEANU REEVES also stop by. Sponsored by Channel 8’s “Bad Medicine!” A message from Bucky Tuzzard! Monsters of Whistle! And make some rockin’ plans with an all new 108.9 The Hawk Concert ...
The Season Four Premiere with Danny Tamberelli
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Feb. 1, 2024

The Season Four Premiere with Danny Tamberelli

New year. New season. New Hawk. Whisp and Geoff welcome DANNY TAMBERELLI (The Adventures of Pete & Pete/All That/Jounce) to the Rock & Roll RV to talk about his new book (co-written with his wife Kate), “The First Date Prophecy!” Meet cutes! Television (the band)! The original cast of “Our Gang!” Werner Herzog! It’s all in this episode! You also get a new PSA from Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and the latest 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar! Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Tom Kiefer’s Blowi...
HAWK REPLAY - Jon Gabrus on 108.9 The Hawk
Jan. 22, 2024

HAWK REPLAY - Jon Gabrus on 108.9 The Hawk

HAWK REPLAY! JON GABRUS! 108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock returns on Thursday, February 1st! Until then, get a nice hefty dose of HAWK REPLAY! Some of the GREATEST episodes in HAWK history! Drug and pharmaceutical aficionado DR. BONES (JON GABRUS) stops by The Whisp Turlington Show and things QUICKLY get interesting. Whisp and Geoff also await the results from the release of the latest radio ratings. Is 108.9 The Hawk back on top? Sponsored by: Val Verde International Airport! Th...
HAWK ROCK TALK: Fleetwood Mac
Jan. 15, 2024

HAWK ROCK TALK: Fleetwood Mac

HAWK ROCK TALK RETURNS with a look at one of the tumultuous lineups of any rock band ever - The Lindsey Buckingham/Stevie Nicks era of FLEETWOOD MAC! From 1975's "Fleetwood Mac" to 1997's "The Dance" to 2018, when they kicked Lindsey out of the band. We cover it all! You already know Jason sweats the Mac - what will Geoff think?!
HAWK REPLAY - Paul Scheer on 108.9 The Hawk
Jan. 8, 2024

HAWK REPLAY - Paul Scheer on 108.9 The Hawk

108.9 The Hawk returns on Thursday, February 1st! Friend of the show, Trip Larson (PAUL SCHEER) from Trip's Dips stops by to talk about the latest in hot tub and hot sauce deals at his store. Whisp asks Trip to play the game "HOT TUB OR HOT SAUCE." Sponsored by The New Megabuffet at Sharney's! 108.9 The Hawk Concert Calendar brought to you by Jeff Skunk Baxter's Ponytail Warehouse! Val Verde Pizza & Brewing! Infinite Succulants! C.R.A.B.! Guest Starring: Paul Scheer (Human Giant, How Did This Ge...
108.9 THE HAWK - THE BEST OF 2023
Jan. 1, 2024

108.9 THE HAWK - THE BEST OF 2023

We asked Hawk fans what their favorite moments of 108.9 The Hawk were in 2023 and they actually answered us! And told us the truth! Over TWO HOURS of Hawk clips! And let’s be real, there were so many clips we could have included. We could have done three of these episodes! Every guest on The Hawk in 2023 was completely brilliant and we recommend going back and checking out all of 2023’s episodes! Go on! We dare you and you can’t pass up a dare. But for now and without further ado, THE BEST OF 20...
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