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Hacked By A Cryptid with Alise Morales

Hacked By A Cryptid with Alise Morales

Oh, Val Verde. You’re number one in the world  for education. You’re the murder capital of the world. AND you’re also the number one place in the world where you’re most likely to get hacked by a cryptid! Channel 8 superstar, CHAINSLEY REDDIT (ALISE MORALES) returns to 108.9 The Hawk to talk to Whisp and Geoff about how she was hacked by a strange local group referring to themselves as “The Mattress Boys.” Art Spart tries to get you through the gridlock of the VAL VERDE ACADEMIA-BOWL-A-THON-A-PALOOZA-FEST! LARFS AND BARFS and more!

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Guest starring Alise Morales (Tooning Out The News, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Betches Sup) as Chainsley Reddit!

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Alise Morales

Comedian

Alise Morales is a comedy writer and performer based in Brooklyn, NY. Alise is currently the writer of the Betches Sup newsletter, and co-host of the Betches Sup podcast. Her writing has been featured in Flexx Mag, Reductress, Above Average, PureWoW, Betches and more. In 2012 she was a featured standup in MTVU's College Quickies series and was a member of the video sketch trio Horrible Insane Girl, which premiered on IFC's Comedy Crib in May 2015. In 2016, Alise was one of the winners of the NBC/UCB Diversity Scholarship Showcase, and her series Triffany & Briffney was an official comedy selection for 2016's New York TV Fest. Alise also performed on UCB's Lloyd Night from 2015-2018

Alise’s original show, The Roast of Your Teenage Self, has toured across the country and was featured in the 2017 and 2019 New York Comedy Festivals. In 2019 it became its own podcast on the All Things Comedy Network and debuted at #2 on Spotify’s trending podcasts. She has appeared in Hulu's Difficult People, Late Night with Seth Meyers, and The Chris Gethard Show. You can catch her voicing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Showtime’s Our Cartoon President and as Lila on CBS’ Tooning Out the News. In 2022 she also joined the cast of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel as Village Voice secretary Isobel. Alise’s first book I’m a Fucking Puzzle Genius was released in 2020.