Episodes

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Harper Lawson, Hawk Intern (with Ashley Nicole Black) Originally Aired on July 10, 2023 Social media influencer HARPER LAWSON (ASHLEY NICOLE BLACK) gets an internship at 108.9 The Hawk at her high school teacher's recommendation. Are the DJ's from The Whisp Turlington Show COOL enough for Harper? Sponsored by Farnsworth Chocolate Turd! Joe Perry's Let The Washer Do T...

That’s right. On this day in 1974, the tubes warmed up - the transmitter whirred and the first sounds of 108.9 The Hawk blasted over the airwaves in the Val Verde Valley. And since you only get one 50th Anniversary, Whisp Turlington is pulling out all of the stops, calling in every single celebrity favor to make this an anniversary party you will remember forever! Sponsored by Drugmore, The Steak Hole, No Sugar Tonight Diner, Vanessee Starr’s, Channel 8’s National Lampoon’s Speed Trap, Taco Tue...

Sure, Jason and Geoff have written over 700+ commercials on 108.9 The Hawk. But now it’s time for the FANS to choose. That’s right HawkHeads. We asked you for some of your favorite commercials throughout the history of 108.9 The Hawk AND YOU CHOSE some of the absolute best. Not only are you getting newly remastered versions of these commercials, you’re also getting the FULL version of our Pink Floyd Sharney’s Parody, “Uncomfortably Full,” which has never been released BEFORE. You asked for them...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Frank Zappa Morning Show (with Julie Klausner) Originally Aired on September 26, 2022 Boss Ron is trying some new things and this time he's paired Whisp Turlington with the Hawk's latest "star" DJ, Greg Lemonsour. They are joined in-studio by Cindy Ravine (played by Julie Klausner), the world's biggest Frank Zappa fan. Cindy is working to start a Frank Zappa Morni...

The one and only BOBBY MOYNIHAN stops by the Rock & Roll RV to plug his upcoming weekend shows at Dingbats! Friends Reunited: Bobby and newly indicted Mayor Lee Roth went to high school together so get ready for one tearful reunion. Ch-Ch-Ch-Churchill Off: The contest of the century! Garlock. Moynihan. Who can do the best Winston Churchill impression?! Radio Days: Whisp and Bobby share stories about the competing stations in New York City they worked on - WMTN “The Mountain” for Whi...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Liquid Lunchtime! Originally Aired on January 3, 2022 Get out those lunch sacks and THROW THEM IN THE RIVER! It's time for the 108.9 The Hawk All Request Liquid Lunchtime with your hosts, Jason Gore and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock! Phone lines are open! GLUG GLUG! NO SOLIDS FOR LUNCH, PLEASE! Sponsored by: Shetland Creameries, Enuff Z’Nuff Lawyers, Mi...

It’s the annual 108.9 The Hawk Halloweeeeeen episode! Jill Jurgens (played by Kristen Bartlett) from “Moms For Freedom” stops by The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk Halloween candy safety and she definitely knows exactly what contraband Val Verdians will be sticking in their candy this year. Edgar Winter?: Yep, he’s here, but he’s refusing to play “Frankenstein.” Trad Wife, Trad Life: Not only is Jill Jergens a “Mom For Freedom,” she’s also a “Trad Wife” and Geoff and Jill have to explain...

Fright Night in Val Verde? Not so fast! Police Chief Joe Pitzola (Dan Klein) joins Whisp and Geoff in the Rock & Roll RV to address the rumors of the "Verde Stabber" and assure the community that Halloween fun is still on! Plus spooky movie recommendations, a killer haunted house attraction, and a hauntingly delicious pizza deal! Episode Highlights: Interview with Val Verde Police Chief Joe Pitzola (Dan Klein): Get the latest updates on the "Verde Stabber" case and Chief Pitzola's safety ...

Geoff and Whisp are visited by the world’s only guitar surgeon, Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar). Find out what guitar legends Dr. Hands has operated on! Who got extra fingers?! Guitar God Unleashed: Dr. Sheila Hands, the world's leading guitar surgeon, reveals the secrets behind transforming ordinary guitarists into shredding legends. Classic Rock Trivia Battle: Test your knowledge, Val Verde, and win BIG in our new trivia game! Val Verde's Sandworm Crisis: Experience the panic and...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Hair House with Mikki Mackmack Originally Aired on Dec 27, 2021 Get out your Aqua Net cause it's time for HAIR HOUSE with MIKKI MACKMACK on 108.9 The Hawk! Brought to you by DENISE'S TAKE & BAKE WAREHOUSE! TOM KIEFER'S BLOWIN' LEAFERS! VAL VERDE MEMORIAL HOSPITAL! And ROCK DOLLS! Special Guests: Kristen Bartlett as Leslie Branscomb Emily Gore as Michelle Sally Dabs...

Buckle up for a wild ride! Jason Gore returns to 108.9 The Hawk, sparking questions about his motives and reception. Plus, find out the NEW name of Poseidon Radio's rebranded 108.9 The Hawk, relive the glory of hair metal with Mikki Mackmack’s return, and dive into the bizarre world of the "French Doctor Who" starring Whisp Turlington! Jason Gore Returns: The OG host makes a surprise comeback, leaving listeners wondering about the future of the show. Station Rebrand Alert: Find out what Poseid...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Every Last Drop (with Gil Ozeri) Originally Aired on June 26, 2023 WARNING: The FCC has fined 108.9 The Hawk for this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," but we are leaving it up so it can remain part of the historical record.In this episode of "The Whisp Turlington Show," the self-proclaimed "biggest slut in rock and roll history," Sunset, has come...

Calling all aspiring TikTok stars! Get ready to learn from the best as former wrestler and current TikTok influencer, DJ Buttafuoco (played by Sean O'Connor), joins the Geoff and Whisp Show for a masterclass on conquering the platform! Raising Cane's Review Extravaganza: Dive into DJ Buttafuoco's hilarious obsession with the fast-food chain Raising Cane's, and his quest to review every location! His Son’s TikTok Account: Buttafuoco explains how he gained control of his son’s TikTok account and...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Willy Crystal Show (with Anthony Atamanuik) Originally Aired on February 28, 2022 Jason and Geoff try to wrap up a PERFECT edition of the New 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show when they are interrupted by ValleyNewsRadio8888 host, Willy Crystal (Anthony Atamanuik), who arrives early for his fill in shift for Big Truck. Big Truck broadcasts live from the grand opening of...

Legendary radio DJ, Don Valley (played by James Adomian) has to extend his usual overnight shift on 108.9 The Hawk, due to a misfire in the 5am hour by our sister station, 8888 ValleyNewsRadio. And since he’s up at 6am, he might as well hang out with Geoff and Whisp and talk all things radio! Radio Tragedy: Don Valley recounts tragic events at previous stations, including a fire and a near-death experience. Don Valley's Unique Eating Habits: Don Valley shares his unusual eating schedule due to...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Whisp Turlington Show Originally Aired on December 6, 2021 The first time Geoff and Whisp meet!!! Jason Gore has an emergency and asks radio legend and host of the Vinyl Winery, WHISP TURLINGTON, to fill in. Whisp shares stories with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock about his truly amazing career, including a clip from 1988 of his previously syndicated show, RockNigh...

Dan Luis Obispo (played by Aaron Burdette) stops by the “Rock & Roll RV” to talk to Geoff and Whisp about his ongoing fights with his neighbors and Val Verde City Council, regarding the giant Gundam he built in his front yard. His Gundam Has A Name: Dan Luis Obispo, the Gundam enthusiast and former Val Verde Police officer, names his front yard creation, Clarita. RV Park Enemies: Dan calls all of his Val Verde Springs neighbors out, from Jamison Speckles to Mark Flattbottom! Rock Legend Ray S...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Bassist (with Rekha Shankar) Originally Aired on January 9, 2023 Good Morning, Val Verde! It's The Whisp Turlington Show and today we're celebrating Geoff "The Angry Man's" birthday by bringing in one of his favorite TV composers, SUSAN SLUMP (REKHA SHANKAR), the composer of all of the slap bass songs on "Seinfeld." It's also a Commercial Free Morning on the show,...

Wait. We thought “Morrissey” was banned from Val Verde. Is the thirteen year ban really up? That must be the case, because “Morrissey” (ALEXIS PEREIRA) joins Geoff and Whisp in the Rock & Roll RV during this hour of The Geoff & Whisp Show! The 13 Year Ban: Why was "Morrissey" kicked out of Val Verde? We reveal all! Behind The Song: "The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get" is NOT what you think! Hear Morrissey's (hilarious) take on the classic tune. Manchester to Long Island: Is Morrissey se...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: JACK WHITE WON’T LEAVE (with Jon Daly) Originally Aired on April 3, 2023. He arrived in the six o'clock hour. He stayed through the seven, eight and nine o'clock hours. Now Whisp and Geoff are hanging out with Jack White (JON DALY) during the midday shift. Will Jack White ever leave? Sponsored by Mr. Big's and Tall! Billy Idol's Bounce Weddings! Doug Tubb’s Hot Tubs ...

Comedian Mary Houlihan joins The Geoff and Whisp Show for a hilarious episode packed with celebrity impressions (think Jack Nicholson, Dr. Evil, and more!), her signature "Houliheads" catchphrases, and a discussion about the ultimate Val Verde prize: a lifetime pass to Glockenspiel Pond! Plus, discover how Rush bassist Geddy Lee spent his time in the quirky town and how the infamous Tumbletwins are involved. Don't miss this scorcher of an episode! This episode is sponsored by: Risky Jake's S-...

Join Geoff and Whisp as they broadcast live from the wildest Labor Day fair you’ve ever heard at the Val Verde Unemployment Office! This episode is packed with: Celebrity Sightings: From Jean-Claude Van Damme and a skeleton impersonating Mick Mars all the way to Jeff Foxworthy holding job interviews in a Graviton. The stars are out in VAL VERDE! Hope you like the song, “Live Wire!” Labor Day Countdown: Get ready to sing along to the most iconic Labor Day anthems, from classic rock hits to mode...

Calling all 80s rock fans! This week on The Geoff & Whisp Show, Joey Weatherman (Will Hines) from Outfield tribute band "Long Flyball" joins the guys to discuss: Outfield Tribute Bands: Dive deep into the world of Outfield cover bands and the joy of celebrating classic rock. Nicolas Cage Mania: Explore the extensive filmography of Nicolas Cage (a topic near and dear to Joey's heart). Flappers Cantina Feud: Joey reveals his surprising beef with the local hangout, Flappers Cantina. "Y...

Val Verde's #1 Classic Rock Station 108.9 The Hawk is back for Season 5! Join Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Whisp Turlington in the Rock & Roll RV as they gear up for Extreme Heat Days, Val Verde's favorite outdoor festival that takes place in a mall parking lot. This episode features: Local meteorologist Greg Fresca (DAVE HOLMES) discussing the perils and thrills of Extreme Heat Days. Burning questions answered: Will Disturbed perform? Will the Val Verde Tumbletweens shine? Why is...