Episodes

Flip Turley (Paul Scheer) has purchased Val Verde's Hard Rock Cafe, but he's converting it into an all STONES restaurant.

108.9 The Hawk is bringing you the ultimate weekend combo: 15 songs from Aerosmith every hour AND all the details on Whisp Turlington's "Here Comes Spring Motherfu*kers Cookout"! First, we dive into our Aerosmith weekend. Get ready for a deep dive into the Columbia and Geffen eras, with some sped-up versions and Chipmunk covers thrown in for good measure Then, get ready for the party of the year! Whisp is inviting everyone (except Paul Schaeffer and maybe Geoff ) to his cookout. Plus, you kno...

Buckle up, Val Verde! The Geoff and Whisp Show is here to drag you out of bed with a healthy dose of classic rock! This episode's got it all: ZZ Top's hairy man requirements, the tragic tale of Uncle Petruchio's helium-filled meats, and Whisp’s mind-bending encounter with Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, and…”College Ramen?” Plus, we venture into the dangers of Slayer Gulch, get a traffic update from the one and only Art Spart, and ask the tough questions: Are YOU a Toolhead? It's morning radio ...

Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock and Big "Toot Toot" Truck broadcast live from Tuzzard Motors! Do you want a deal on a car from your past that has just been remade by Bucky Tuzzard and his son, Tucky? Then come on down to Tuzzard Motors, right there on the Four Motor Mile! Learn how the Tuzzard's create their vehicles in extremely unconventional ways to give Val Verde car buyers the best deals in town. Go With God, In A Tuzzard: It’s the Tuzzard Motors catchphrase. Gallagher Four: Even though the...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: The Woodstock 99 Simulation with Jake Fogelnest Jason Gore is BACK in the co-host chair of the 108.9 The Hawk Morning Show with Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock. VR developer, SAGE LUKATHER (Jake Fogelnest) stops by the Hawknest to show off his new Woodstock '99 VR experience. Farmer Dan also stops by to discuss "Fall Festival Days" at Shetland Creameries and take a spin ...

In this uproarious episode of 108.9 The Hawk, Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington are unexpectedly joined by Triscopher Smith (DC Pierson), a voice-over coach who wanders into their studio and offers to help them improve their ad reads. What ensues is a series of escalating antics, as the hosts try their best to impress their new mentor. Meanwhile, chaos unfolds back at the station as their old rival, 98.6 The Squirt, has returned! Will the show survive? Or will this be the end of...

The Boogie Woogie Flu has taken hold of Val Verde. There is no cure or treatment, so Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock are sealed up in the Rock N' Roll RV, giving you the news you need to survive! Big Truck gives you a live report from Hog Street! He's Not A Real Doctor: But his X handle is MickFleetwoodMD. Mick calls in to discuss the situation with Geoff. "OOOOOH EEEEEE": The 90's Mellencamp Van Morrison cover of "Wild Night" has a certain effect on Boogie Woogie Flu victim...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Rockrock Frozen Dinners with Jo Firestone Legendary rocker, ALEXIS ROCKROCK (JO FIRESTONE) comes on The Whisp Turlington Show to promote her new line of frozen meals, Rockrock Dinners! Whisp has some serious words for Vanessa Kreeve at the Val Verde Rag Sponsored by Shetland Creameries and Turn It On Again Again! Guest Starring: Jo Firestone as Alexis Rockrock! Feat...

We love featuring local businesses on The Geoff and Whisp Show, and this week it’s Val Verde’s favorite water company, Jack Water! Jack Water, Jr. (ZACH CHERRY) has inherited his father, Jack Water’s company and he has some serious and urgent plans to bring it into the 21st Century! I Am The Sheriff: Clapton hits us with his new remake of his previous Marley remake. A New Garlock PSA: What’s The Deal With LED Lights?! Art Spart Traffic: Cheap Trick’s in town and causing some serious gridlock!...

Now that pure ass evil is back in the White House, Whisp Turlington makes a gamble on NewsRadio 8888, by betting big on the return of legendary conservative talk show host, WILLY CRYSTAL (Anthony Atamanuik). BUT… Will Whisp’s gamble pay off??? Nickelodeon Shows:No other podcast names as many shows as we do in this episode. LEPS:If you’re not familiar with Def Leppard’s crypto coin, LEPS, it might be too late. One Money Buffet:Listen for a clue from Geoff as to which buffet rocker Eddie Money ...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Jim Springsteen (with John Murray) Springsteen is coming to the Verde Dome. What Jason Gore and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock discover is that it isn’t Bruce Springsteen who’s coming… It’s his brother, JIM SPRINGSTEEN (John Murray) and his Jim Springsteen Band. They still play all of his brother’s songs though. Featured Guest: John Murray (30 Rock, Broad City, Difficu...

Prepare for a sonic assault on your ears as Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock unleash the ultimate countdown of the WORST classic rock covers ever conceived! Broadcasting LIVE from the sometimes-adjacent-to Seabirds Burritos (long story…), Jason and Geoff serve up two-for-one burrito deals alongside a heaping helping of musical travesties. This episode is a wild ride of hot takes, bizarre tangents, and enough cringe-worthy covers to make you question the very fabric of reality. Weezer's Double Dose ...

Welcome to Classic Hawk! Your weekly replay of some of our favorite episodes from archives of 108.9 The Hawk. Today’s Episode: Start Hearing Sports (with Joe Wengert) Why did Huey Lewis & The News try to bury this movie? World-renowned filmmaker Jonathan David Martin-David (comedian Joe Wengert) joins The Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Hawk to discuss hisunreleased documentary, "Start Playing Sports," about the iconic 80s band. What secrets does this film hold? Tune in to find out! This e...

It’s a wild ride on The Geoff and Whisp Show as Patrick Cotnoir stops by the show to talk about his podcast and SO MUCH MORE - 108.9 The Hawk STYLE! The Sultans of Swing: Whisp recounts his induction into the prestigious Illuminati-like, Sultans of Swing, an exclusive club founded by Mark Knopfler. "Hey, That's Me": Patrick Cotnoir discusses his new podcast, "Hey, That's Me," where he interviews individuals who worked on movies and TV shows but never got to do commentaries. A ” Vinyl" Controver...

This week on the Geoff and Whisp show on 108.9 The Hawk, things get even wilder! From Metallica midnight sales and memos about show introductions, Geoff and Whisp are then joined by Alexi Linkenborg (MATT WALSH) from Spotify, on a mission to keep their podcast on the platform. Metallica Madness: Geoff and Whisp reminisce about buying Metallica’s Black Album at a midnight sale. The Memo: Geoff reveals a memo he sent to Whisp about show introductions. Spotify’s Secrets: Alexi from Spotif...

Welcome back to Val Verde's Number One Classic Radio Station, 108.9 The Hawk! Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock start 2025 with a BANG as their guest is the one and only, “Woman (Katie Rich).” That’s right. THE WOMAN. If you listened to rock radio in Chicago in the 90’s, you’ll immediately recognize The Woman’s voice as she was an integral part of many morning and afternoon radio shows. Mandatory Breast Implants: Yep, The Woman’s co-workers made her get them. Oh, You Will...

HAWK. ROCK. TALK. RETURNS. The first in a THREE (yes, THREE) part series on one of the most legendary classic rock bands of all time - THE ROLLING STOOOONNNNNES. In Part One, Jason and Geoff cover the Stones albums and singles from the first album through "Beggars Banquet!" GET YOUR STONES ON! Love 108.9 The Hawk? THEN DIVE ON IN! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch: http://tee.pub/lic/goodrocks...

So many great moments from 2024 that we had to do TWO episodes to get them all in! In this episode enjoy greats like Dave Holmes! Kristen Bartlett! Rekha Shankar! Danny Tamberelli! Natasha Vaynblat! Caissie St. Onge! Will Hines! Bobby Moynihan! And so many more! Local weatherperson, Greg Fresca (Dave Holmes) sings the praises of Val Verde Extreme Heat Days! Moms For Freedom spokeswoman, Jill Jurgens (Kristen Bartlett) gives a haunting warning of what Halloween candy will contain this year. CO...

Putting together a Best Of episode is one of the hardest things to do. There’s only so much you can put in and we will definitely add that 2024 was a banner year for The Hawk in terms of bits and guests. So you won’t get EVERYTHING in a Best Of, which is why this is in TWO PARTS! But even then, you’re not going to get all of your favorites. Many Hawkheads picked their favorites and many of them went in. Also, if you’re looking for an easy way to get into 108.9 The Hawk or get your friends into ...

The marching band is ready. The floats are moving. And an annual Val Verde tradition is here. Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from Hog Street giving you a rundown of all the festive magic of this year’s Val Verde Couple Days Before Christmas Annual Christmas Parade! Love 108.9 The Hawk? HERE’S WHERE TO GET IT ALL & HOW TO HELP! Subscribe to the podcast on Spotify, Apple, or whatever you listen on! Give a five-star review on Apple Podcasts! Get official merch...

Welp, when you’re the number one radio station in Val Verde, it just makes sense to play around with the format, right? That’s at least what Boss Ron thinks and this morning, he’s changed 108.9 The Hawk into DOOBIE 108.9. All Doobie Brothers. All The TIME! Doobie Traffic: Skunk Baxter and Michael McDonald fill in for Art Spart to deliver all your Doobie traffic. From Hawk to Doobie: A Radio Transformation Doob2: How did the Doobie Brothers influence U2? Hawkcast: Big Truck broadcasts live fr...

It seems that All Bets are Off in the 7AM hour of today’s Geoff and Whisp Show! Who’s Gonna Die First? We’re breaking it down with all your favorite musicians! GeoffANON: Whisp has had enough of Geoff’s conspiracy theories. Monster Butt: The worst Jeff Dunham puppet has come to life! Seger’s Pies: There’s a new menace making pizza in Val Verde, Bob Seger! Cocaine Wings: Why can’t we buy them anymore!? And Geoff and Whisp wrap up the 7AM hour with their famous “I’m Fu*king Sick Of It” segmen...

For years, the organizers of the Annual Val Verde BeatleCon have been emailing Sir Paul McCartney (played by Pat Cassels), begging him to perform at the Con at the Verde Dome. This year, for the 48th iteration, it actually worked! Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock and Whisp Turlington broadcast live from backstage at BeatleCon, running down all the performers and sitting down for an interview with a legendary, Paul McCartney! Macca at Sea: Instead of stories about Hamburg or Liverpool, McCartney sh...

The Fourth Hour Usually, when you listen to 108.9 The Hawk, you’re listening to the first hour of The Geoff and Whisp Show, the number one morning show in Val Verde. Today, we mix it up and you get THE FINAL HOUR. THE FOURTH HOUR. And oooh baby, it ain’t nothing like the first hour. The Rage of Ed Begley Jr.: Ed was a guest in the first hour and he’s still in the green room for the 9am hour, and everything will be fine as long as Scotty doesn’t give him any liquids! Fripp VS. Beat: Art Spart ...