Episodes

“Give Kermit the chair!”

“I spent most of my time in the country of Kokomo, where I am now a legal resident.”

Happy Halloween, Val Verde!

"I don’t care who you are, where you’re from — funny’s funny.”

You’ll have to forgive me, fellas — I just needed to take a moment to remember one of the greats.

The One Where Dog Boy Touches Your Funnel Cake

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde’s legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus . Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val Verde’s pools, rivers, and hot tubs: Gene Simmons getting his tongue stuck in a pool filter Jimmy Buffett b lasting angel dust at the Val Verde Community Pool Michael McDonald cannonballing into… questionable waters. Iman destroying Bo in a poolside fight. The birth of USA’...

Matt Gourley Is Dutch Swanson — 104 Years, 8 Wars, and Now Your DJ

“Y stands for… You Never Leave. You go in, you never leave.”

There is nothing like a Southern accent that comes out of Jersey.

"Thanks for the finger!"

"You're gonna have to dodge the Dragon's Plume!"

One of the true classic classics of classic rock!

The Boss hath arrived.

Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legendary buffet chain is turning bad food and lots of it… into mid food and less of it. Sharney’s Shake-Up: 82 locations sold off to the Schurzabich Corporation—because who needs endless buffets and multiple dead bodies in fridges? From Buffets to Fidget Spinners: Turns out Sharne...

Local farmer strikes gold, buys the Gin Blossoms.

It's time to Truckabrate at Carl Luciferi Ford!

Insert Ricky Gervais laugh here.

Time to go truckin'... Space truckin'.

From "Black Sabbath" to "Never Say Die!"

RIP Ozzy

Wait, who is Steve Temple Pilots?

Why broadcast from the deck when the ADU has air conditioning?

From a time when Jason Gore was in the host seat.