Happy Hawksgiving, everyone! The station is empty at the moment, except for Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock living in the Rock N' Roll RV - but since's it's Thanksgiving, you know it's time for some "Alice's Restaurant" from th...

“Styx is the only band where every song has a gun.”

“67 souls captured, sent home courtesy of Whisp Turlington. You’re welcome.”

“Give Kermit the chair!”

“I spent most of my time in the country of Kokomo, where I am now a legal resident.”

Happy Halloween, Val Verde!

"I don’t care who you are, where you’re from — funny’s funny.”

You’ll have to forgive me, fellas — I just needed to take a moment to remember one of the greats.

The One Where Dog Boy Touches Your Funnel Cake

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome their longtime friend Bo Merman — Val Verde’s legendary Rock & Roll Lifeguard — played by comedian Jon Gabrus . Bo shares outrageous stories from decades guarding Val...

Matt Gourley Is Dutch Swanson — 104 Years, 8 Wars, and Now Your DJ

“Y stands for… You Never Leave. You go in, you never leave.”

There is nothing like a Southern accent that comes out of Jersey.

"Thanks for the finger!"

"You're gonna have to dodge the Dragon's Plume!"

One of the true classic classics of classic rock!

The Boss hath arrived.

Big changes are rocking Val Verde, and 108.9 The Hawk has the scoop: Sharney’s has been sold! Whisp and Geoff welcome the brand-new CEO, Maria Ann Shurzabich (played by Kristen Bartlett), who’s here to explain why the legenda...

Local farmer strikes gold, buys the Gin Blossoms.

It's time to Truckabrate at Carl Luciferi Ford!

Insert Ricky Gervais laugh here.

Time to go truckin'... Space truckin'.

From "Black Sabbath" to "Never Say Die!"

RIP Ozzy