Val Verde has too much water. Thankfully, a billionaire has arrived to take it.
Gil Ozeri returns for his second appearance on 108.9 The Hawk as Sario Marlon, CEO of Graft AI, with plans for a ten-million-square-foot data center near the Woodstock ’99 Simulation and the children’s hospital. He’s promising jobs, lower taxes, and a bright future for every resident who survives it.
Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock meet Graft’s AI assistant Stephanie, explore a Del Taco sponsorship, and open the phone lines to name the new facility. There’s also glowing wastewater, an AI film and art festival, and two suspiciously agreeable replacements for your favorite morning hosts. Sario’s publicist would really appreciate it if everyone stopped asking questions.
Plus: Sabrina’s Carpenters, Tired John, Booger’s House of Chill Repute, and a Hawk Interview with Gil about making comedy while Hollywood crumbles, social media algorithms, Good Science, and his Silly Gilly improv show at Largo.
Gil Ozeri is a comedian, actor, writer, and producer whose credits include Big Mouth, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Happy Endings, and #blackAF. He co-hosts Good Science with Anthony Atamanuik.
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0:00 The Whisp Turlington Show
1:18 The Delay Is Not Working
4:53 Children, You’re Our Future
6:37 This Weekend at the Cinema Drome
11:33 Val Verde Tech News
12:29 Meet Graft AI CEO Sario Marlon
15:42 The Data Center Blueprints
17:15 Why Is the AI Named Stephanie?
18:54 Jobs, Taxes, and Supercomputers
20:03 Val Verde Has Too Much Water
20:55 Sario Delivers the Weather
21:51 What Happens to the Water?
23:39 Del Taco and Data Center Naming Rights
27:43 Back from the Break
28:21 Let’s Name the Data Center
30:14 Slanch Suggests Buzzy
31:43 An AI Film and Art Festival
33:48 Val Verde News
35:23 This Is Going to Sound Like a Threat
37:38 The Hawk’s AI Replacements
38:49 Water Turlington and Sweet Geoff
42:48 A New Pair of Glasses for Every Resident
43:49 Is Sario Human?
46:09 One More Admission
47:00 Only One AI in Val Verde
49:09 The Hawk Interview with Gil Ozeri
50:57 Comedy, Hollywood, and the Algorithm
55:41 Silly Gilly at Largo
57:15 Explain Clowning to Us
59:41 Thanks, Gil!
