Hawk Rock Talk - The Horniest Classic Rock Songs of the 80’s!
Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock kick off Hawk Rock Summer with a deep, shameful, extremely denim-covered investigation into the horniest classic rock songs of the 1980s.
From BulletBoys screaming “Smooth Up In Ya” before the song even starts, to Aerosmith loving it up when they’re going down, Jason and Geoff ask the question rock historians have been too afraid to ask:
Who was the horniest rock band of the 80s?
Also discussed: Faith No More, Neil Young bootleg shirts, Genesis Blossoms, Tawny Kitaen, The Big Hairball, Tommy Lee on the 134, Jon Glaser’s My Dead Dad Was in ZZ Top, and why so many of these songs should maybe be turned off when your kid is in the car.
Celebrate Hawk Rock Summer all summer long on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more! 108.9 The Hawk: Series Seven begins on 8/17/26! Support the station at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk.
00:00 - Welcome to Hawk Rock Summer
02:26 - The Horniest Classic Rock Songs of the 80s
06:00 - BulletBoys - Smooth Up In Ya
09:30 - Whitesnake - Slide It In
15:00 - KISS Puts the X in Sex
22:30 - Warrant - Cherry Pie
27:00 - Winger Gets Creepy
30:30 - Poison and the Sexy AV Club
35:00 - Cinderella and Mötley Crüe
40:00 - The Stroke, Hold On Loosely and Tonight She Comes
43:00 - Aerosmith Loves It Up
45:00 - ZZ Top Gets Respectfully Horny
49:00 - Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
51:00 - Send Us Your Horny Songs
