THE GEORGE LUCAS JEANS MUSEUM
Val Verde Fashion Week hits town, which means the convention center basement is once again full of five-wolf shirts, novelty a-hole apparel, and enough all-over prints to blind a horse. From there, Whisp and Geoff spiral into a deeply cursed roundup of mugs from Juggggs Mug Emporium, and a live remote from Uncle Petruccio’s where Big Truck nearly floats to Mount Hetfield on pure helium meat.
The real centerpiece, though, is George Lucas. Specifically, George Lucas in head-to-toe denim. There is no guest. There is only judgment.
Also on this week’s broadcast:
* Shooter’s Bar & Buffet massacre, again. The band SuperSpreader is gunned down at Shooter’s, prompting a discussion of whether the Shooter’s staff is better trained than the Val Verde Police Department. They are.
* You’re Ruining Cinema. Whisp’s brand new segment takes direct aim at George Lucas and his Jeans Museum.
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