It's Halloween in Val Verde. The goblins are tearing heads off, the Warren Zevon werewolves are furious about their haircuts, and KLOWNHUNTER needs an emergency drummer.
Matt Moskovciak (Above Average, The Bilderbergers, Lunch Pitches with Matt & Dru) joins Whisp Turlington and Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock as Phil Inn, the world's preeminent emergency drummer. He's filled in for rock royalty since the 1960s. Tonight, he's filling in for KLOWNHUNTER. The hosts keep telling him he might die. Apparently, that's just a stock phrase.
Also: Giuseppe's Haunted Italian restaurant, the brutal logistics of a "diarrhea gig," Mick Jagger's skinwalker workout regimen, and a rescue attempt by a man who insists you can call him "Batman."
After the broadcast, Jason, Geoff, and Matt talk sketch comedy, UCB, Roy "Nickels" Orbison, and playing Jeff Beck's guitars at Jan Hammer's house.
Find Matt:https://www.mattmoskovciak.comhttps://www.mattanddru.comListen to Lunch Pitches with Matt & Dru wherever you get podcasts.
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0:00 The Whisp Turlington Halloween Spectacular
2:39 Giuseppe's Haunted Italian Restaurant
6:44 The Zombie Fun Run Has Rules
7:42 Emergency News: Goblins on the Loose
11:11 Meet the Emergency Drummer
13:19 Filling In for the Beatles
15:37 Why Phil Won't Join a Band
17:56 Is Phil Inn His Real Name?
18:42 Traffic: Werewolves of Val Verde
24:52 The Art of the Diarrhea Gig
27:49 Training with Mick Jagger
30:23 Mick Jagger Is a Skinwalker
31:45 Clown Hunter's Terrifying Set List
35:13 Breaking News: Phil Gets the Gig
39:28 Dokken Radio Theater
40:02 Phil Questions His Life Expectancy
42:00 The Clown Hunter Body Count
45:30 Who Replaces the Replacement Drummer?
48:33 Sully Calls In to Save Phil
51:04 A Slight Problem with the Rescue
52:59 Behind the Broadcast with Matt Moskovciak
55:28 Quibi, Verticals, and the Entertainment Business
57:11 Lunch Pitches with Matt & Dru
59:37 Writing Actors' Sketch Pitches
1:01:24 Roy Nichols Orbison
1:03:23 Rock Stars and Snack Cakes
1:05:30 Jagger & Jagger and Jan Hammer
1:06:57 Get The Hawk Ad Free
