Stick It In The Beast with Matt Koff

Jason Gore (00:01)
Oh my God, you may say to yourself, there are 15 ways to rock. You would be, you'd be wrong. You're dead wrong. According to Sammy Hagar, of course, from the album Standing Hampton. By request. It's there's only one way to rock on 108.9 The Hawk, The Whisp Turlington Show. I am Whisp Turlington here with you. 8:29 on a beautiful Monday morning here in Val Verde.

Garlock (00:09)
You're dead wrong!

And I am Geoff The Angry Man and of course when I say beautiful it's freezing out. But what I had to ask you. Whisp.

Jason Gore (00:36)
Freezing cold freezing. my

god question question

Garlock (00:40)
Does he ever actually explain what that one way to rock is? He doesn't. Okay. That's the Hagar Way's interpretation. Hagar Way.

Jason Gore (00:44)
He doesn't. leaves it up to interpretation. Yeah. Hagar Way. It's like he

says more tequila as in mas tequila, but he's not telling you how much tequila. He's leaving that amount up to you.

Garlock (00:55)
Mm-hmm.

No.

That's, hey, then he's not legally viable. He's not, if you die in a drunk driving accident because of Mas tequila, he's like, hey, I bet take a sip and be like, that's good, I'm gonna spit it out. I'm just gonna swish, swish and swash. Oh my god, and look at that. I mean, people, you don't see this unless you're on the Patreon and you watch a video, but Whisp has taken a sip of some beautiful wine right there. My gosh.

Jason Gore (01:07)
Right. Not on him. Not on me.

Take a sip. ⁓

Yep, beautiful

wine and Scotty, if you could, when you have a second, I could use a more wine, the courtesy of the band live and Likini's juice there for you on the Whisp Turlington show. My God, Geoff ⁓ my God.

Garlock (01:42)
Gosh.

My god.

Jason Gore (01:48)
Having a wonderful

time. Man, I was out last night. I was out on the street and by street, mean Hog Street right here in Val Verde for the Hog Street ribbon cutting for the second ribbon. Now you're wondering what the hell? What the hell, Scotty, our producer behind the glass? You're shaking your head.

Garlock (02:07)
Everyone is screaming

at the radio right now. What the hell are you talking about Whisp?

Jason Gore (02:12)
Sometimes I,

⁓ you're probably crashing your car or you're driving into nothing and you're thinking to yourself, what do you mean by that? And by what I mean by that is Mayor Lee Roth, our own mayor, David Lee likes a show. If you ever saw Van Halen live, you know, this man loves the show. And basically. Yeah.

Garlock (02:18)
and write in it now.

We'll be the first to say it. David

Lee Roth likes putting on a show. And I'm not afraid, we're not afraid to say it. Nobody's saying

Jason Gore (02:35)
Nobody else is saying that. Nobody. I will say it until

my dying day. He loves his show. And last night, it was just a ribbon cutting because he said there was a second ribbon and that ribbon was directly behind it. And I ended up staying there, Geoff, four more hours only because Mayor Lee Roth kept promising the crowd. You'll never guess where the real ribbon is. Do you know where it was?

Garlock (03:00)
My god.

Was it at Flappers?

Jason Gore (03:06)
It was at Flapper's Great Chicken Wing Place, 42 locations here in Val Verde. It was in the 28th location, right behind a bunch of way too lemon peppered lemon pepper wings. Big shock. Yep.

Garlock (03:08)
guests!

my god.

my god. And you think that's gonna be a bad idea

from, you're like, why would you tell us that there's way too much lemon pepper in the lemon pepper wings? And then you take a bite and you go, it's in the name. It's right there. mean, Jesus. ⁓ God. God. Give me some battery acid wings to take the taste out of my mouth for this. I know what you mean, cake stands. Do you?

Jason Gore (03:25)
Why would you?

It's in the name. Ha ha. ⁓ God. Hey, our own big. Yeah, a little amuse amuse-bouche if you know what I mean. Why don't you let me lick on a. Our dirtbag

side can't stand. Yeah, can't stand seriously. What do we mean? Take a moment here to explain it back to us.

Garlock (03:50)
Do you though, Gagstamp, you dirtbag.

It's a culinary refresher! So your palate's ready for the next delicious wing! Cake Stamps! ⁓ Jesus.

Jason Gore (04:05)
Well, I was expecting something

dirty and not smart, but that was actually very Little intelligent. Smart when he wants. Smart when he wants.

Garlock (04:10)
He's a smart man when he wants to be. My God. It's also pulling

muscles out of a shell, Kingston. I'm talking about jerking off. All right, all right, all right, all right, right, Jesus.

Jason Gore (04:18)
All right, all right. His favorite. Yeah, we know that.

Speaking of the members of squeeze, they've got a new album coming out. They're coming up in the nine o'clock hours. So we'll just say he's referring to that kids listening on their way to school. There you go.

Garlock (04:27)
my god.

my

god. And sorry teachers. That's all we can say. Sorry for what we're teaching them this morning because you are gonna have a lot of cleanup work to do.

Jason Gore (04:36)
Woo. Yeah.

⁓

All these kids going into school just like I heard a lot about squeeze this morning on the Whistler Lincoln show. They're all these squeeze songs and the teachers are like, well, I've never listened to squeeze. How am going to know that? Cool for cats. Who cares? Who cares?

Garlock (04:49)
Jesus.

We're trying to do multiplication tables here, you won't s-

The kids won't stop talking about the band squeeze!

Jason Gore (05:03)
These

kids will not. They're like up the junction. How? Hashtag up the junction. Look it up on TikTok. God.

Garlock (05:13)
You gotta look it up.

Jason Gore (05:15)
You gotta. Hey, also, you gotta, we're gonna check in with our own big truck. He's hot casting live today from the Val Verde municipal dump VIP preview night that is happening tonight. So it's kind of a preview of the preview night. That's right off of Lower Soundgarden Boulevard, right behind the old Fletchies overflow lot. And my God, the stuff that he's going to be talking about when we check in with our own big truck here in a little bit. ⁓ I can't wait. I have no

Garlock (05:16)
You got it.

I mean, we don't know what he's gonna be talking about,

but we're just like, we're just like, Scotty, were supposed to tell us what the fuck he would be talking about, but I guess we're all gonna find out.

Jason Gore (05:45)
I have no fucking idea. Throw the delay. Throw the delay, Scotty. Yeah. When the fuck

are you going to throw the delay? Throw the delay, Scotty. OK. OK, let me shake it off. Shake it off. I was tempted to use it a few more times. Another squeeze song, kids. If you're waiting for me to throw one in.

Garlock (05:55)
Throw the delay Scotty!

Wow.

I was tempted by the fruit of another!

Jason Gore (06:11)
They're

waiting for me to throw another squeeze son in kids. You got it. And then hopefully that'll be a second tick tock

Garlock (06:18)
We're

trying to write a story! Stop talking about squeeze lyrics! My god, kids.

Jason Gore (06:21)
my god. My god.

Hey! You like to laugh, Geoff. I think I've... Really? What are the times when you don't like to laugh?

Garlock (06:29)
Sometimes.

funerals ⁓

Jason Gore (06:35)
see that's

a, that's that's 50-50 for me. Cause sometimes you go to a fun- you go to a clown's funeral. First off, you're be scared out of your mind until you find the one funny clown that exists. That's it.

Garlock (06:39)
Yeah, I mean. my God.

Jesus.

My god.

And the clown union makes sure it happens, that there's only one funny clown. They ship in all those clowns from LA, and you're like, well, that's not them. So we better figure this out.

Jason Gore (06:50)
Yeah. One funny cloud, the rest. You know.

I not these

gonna have to find another clown. That's funny in here somewhere Oh, and I don't like unions and I don't support unions in any way whatsoever shape form or fashion But I do support the clown union and you should too. You should to support them love them be with them all Union teamsters down down on teamsters down on the WGA sag

Garlock (07:11)
That's the one Union that Whisp stands behind. My god. Union strong! With the clouds. My god. If... If Hoffa was just focused on

clouds, and a little bit less on the WGA, because that was my favorite part of the movie Hoffa, when he kept telling, like, we have to strike for streaming rights, and you're like, what the fuck is he talking about? That's what it got to-

Jason Gore (07:27)
clowns. Yep. ⁓ my god. ⁓ that's what got him buried. That's what got him fight. They were like, we got to pop this

guy, we got to pop them and bury him somewhere. No one will ever suspect. And you know where that is? Swarovski crystal that drops in Times Square. He's in it. He's in the middle of it. Bouncing and burning.

Garlock (07:44)
it?

in the middle of it. His body just burning and ripped,

just ripped to shreds by the the razors that are the Sikorsky crystal.

Jason Gore (07:54)
All every year.

Scotty's saying that we're not saying he's pointing at us and he's got a big piece of paper up that says you're not pronouncing it correctly, but I don't know how to pronounce it correctly. It's Koparski, Crystal. Right? He didn't have an answer for that. So I guess we are right. Well, I love to laugh. Long seg, long segway. I don't care if you like to laugh. I like to laugh. Me, Whisp Turlington and my God.

Garlock (08:08)
Pretty sure it's Skakarsky. It's Poparsky Crystal.

Now he did that.

Okay, that's good.

Jason Gore (08:26)
We got a hell of a comedian. He's he's doing it all down at dingbats all this weekend long. Ladies and gentlemen,

Koff. Welcome to the Wist Turlington show. Yeah. ⁓ so good to have you. So good to have you is he's already laughing. I love it. See, that's it. What about a funeral?

Matt (08:37)
Hey, thanks for having me, Whisp.

Hahaha!

Garlock (08:44)
Hahaha! Already starting with the laughs, it's great!

Matt (08:47)
I never stop laughing. That's the secret to being funny, is you just

laugh. Oh, I don't want a funeral getting in way of my good fucking time. Guys, this is my third...

Garlock (08:57)
That's good. Scotty, remember that delay because this

guy's gonna be throwing them down. We love this. guy's...

Jason Gore (09:01)
He's gonna be throwing them constantly.

Matt (09:03)
This is my third diet coke today. Third diet coke? I-I fucking live on the wild side, man.

Jason Gore (09:05)
Shit.

Garlock (09:05)
boy.

Jason Gore (09:09)
my God,

I saw a meme on TikTok that referred to those as fridge cigarettes. And I was like, nailed it. Nailed it, mom. Put that on your funny T-shirt, moms. Put it on there. So, Matt, why the hell are you in Val Verde?

Garlock (09:10)
We're living the high life.

Matt (09:17)
That's perfect. Thank you, Mom.

Garlock (09:20)
That's a good one. That's a very good one.

Sell that in Harriet Carter

Matt (09:26)
Val Verde? Well, listen, I love it. I grew up not far from the area. Yeah.

Jason Gore (09:29)
y- okay.

Okay, nice.

did you grow up in Charlottesburg? Did you grow up in Norton? Did you grow up in Val Verde East? Did you grow up near Greg Lake? Did you grow up? I mean, there's so many places we could keep naming them.

Matt (09:46)
I grew up in Greg Lake.

Jason Gore (09:47)
Jesus Christ. Kill, kill it. In the lake. where.

Garlock (09:48)
In Grey Glade! My god, you were one of the-

Matt (09:50)
I like in the lake, in the lake. Yeah,

Garlock (09:53)
Really?

Matt (09:55)
I grew up in a submarine that was in the lake. was homeschooled. ⁓ It's why I'm very strange and why I always laugh.

Garlock (09:59)
gosh.

Jason Gore (10:01)
⁓ well, that makes sense. That's very Greg Lake. OK.

Garlock (10:06)
is a good summary of homeschooling right there. I gotta say. ⁓ 100%.

Jason Gore (10:08)
That is a good summary of homeschooling and submarine homeschooling to be specific.

Matt (10:13)
Yeah. Yeah.

Jason Gore (10:14)
You gotta laugh. You gotta laugh if you're learning in a submarine.

Garlock (10:15)
You gotta, that's lesson number

one with nautical homeschooling. You gotta laugh.

Jason Gore (10:20)
Yeah,

you gotta do it. have?

Matt (10:21)
my god. You know,

I homeschool my own kid.

Jason Gore (10:24)
In a submarine or?

Garlock (10:24)
Really?

Matt (10:26)
Yeah, I am in a submarine right now. This is my office. This is my submarine office. I'm coming to you from a submarine.

Jason Gore (10:28)
⁓ my

God, Scotty, unbelievable. didn't know details on this whatsoever, Scotty. We're holding you to the fire. So

Garlock (10:33)
God, he didn't tell us we're going to be talking submarines today. This is fantastic.

Holden, you're real hard to the fire.

Matt (10:41)
Yeah,

it's Verde, you know. It's like a touring submarine, you know what mean.

Jason Gore (10:44)
Okay, no, okay. Like

Garlock (10:45)
Of course, of course.

Jason Gore (10:47)
one of those duck boats that crashes and everyone's like, why did they get on the duck boat?

Matt (10:51)
I love the duck boat. I go out all the time and I'm like, I wish it would crash. me that these things, because everyone I've been on has been It's on the land, it's in the water, it's on the land again.

Jason Gore (10:53)
my god, I love a good duck bone. Yeah. Yeah,

Garlock (10:54)
You gotta love the duck boat.

Jason Gore (11:02)
⁓

how

Garlock (11:06)
If it

was good enough for World War II, it's good enough for me going around downtown Val Verde, I'd say. Put that on a goddamn shirt, DuckTors.

Jason Gore (11:12)
Put that on a shirt. Put that on a shirt, Scotty. ⁓

Matt (11:12)
Exactly!

Yeah.

Jason Gore (11:16)
my God. there's so many questions I gotta ask about Greg Lake, but first, you're here doing your comedy.

Adding bats and of course if you're not in the Val Verde area and you're listening to this on What is called a podcast? That everyone tells me is good and is doing okay out in the world. I don't know anything about it. Don't care But you do have an online special that is how does that work?

Matt (11:24)
Mm-hmm.

Garlock (11:31)
Hmm.

Apparently.

Matt (11:43)
Well, you go to a comedy club, ideally you have jokes, but that doesn't stop a lot of people if they don't. yeah, listen, hey, there's, And I know that most people here, know, in Val Verde, they love Kill Tone.

Jason Gore (11:48)
That doesn't kill Tony has no jokes.

No. ⁓

my God.

Garlock (12:03)
It is insane when you you know Netflix is not much on giving out like streaming numbers except for Val Verde numbers for some reason we're like the new Nielsen here and Apparently we are just busting through the roof for anything kill Tony. There's like nom nom nom nom nom nom nom Tony is killing the numbers. It is fantastic

Jason Gore (12:08)
No. Yep.

Matt (12:11)
Yeah.

Jason Gore (12:14)
Whoa.

Matt (12:14)
Mm-hmm.

Tony is killing you guys. Yeah.

Jason Gore (12:21)
He really is like, I'm, I'm looking out

Matt (12:23)
Yeah.

Jason Gore (12:24)
the 108.9, the Hawk office window right now, right through the window in the rock and roll RV. I'm looking at our big giant Hinchcliffe statue that was just installed and everyone's just saluting it. And I have to salute as well, sir. To to to you as the Sultan's. Hi. Oh, I'll.

Garlock (12:35)
my god.

Matt (12:36)
my god. That's so beautiful.

Garlock (12:38)
Just salute in it.

Toot toot to Lou. Hile Tony indeed. And that is,

Matt (12:42)
Yeah, Hile Tony. Yeah.

Garlock (12:46)
yeah, I mean,

people really do have to kind of stop saying that in town, but they really gotta stop. really not.

Jason Gore (12:50)
They gotta say up. They gotta stop.

Matt (12:52)
Yeah, they should

really say Hile Hinchcliff. I mean, that's a much better one-to-one. I do like to have jokes and I put them in a special and there's a lot of jokes in this special. I would say this special, this comedy special is mostly jokes. It's just a thing that I'm tinkering.

Jason Gore (12:55)
I mean, that is closer.

Garlock (12:56)
That actually makes more sense.

Jason Gore (13:00)
Okay.

Jesus is that way is that a guarantee Matt?

Garlock (13:08)
What, really? Wow.

Jason Gore (13:12)
Is that a guarantee Matt? Will you put the money down on that that it's mostly jokes?

Matt (13:15)
I'm gonna put

the money down. Yeah, I'll put the money down. How much, wait, how much money you were talking? All right, I'll put, yeah, I'm putting the money down.

Jason Gore (13:20)
I mean, $5. mean, probably these, these

Garlock (13:21)
Yeah, five bucks, sentence.

Jason Gore (13:24)
slobs in Val Verde, if I, say $5, they're just like, you know, Scrooge McDonough.

Garlock (13:26)
god.

Mouth breathing chuds.

I mean the statue of Tony Hinkliffe just shoots out $5 bills once every day. And it's just, you know, they're just like, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Matt (13:31)
my god.

Oh my God, oh wow.

Jason Gore (13:39)
They eat them. Ugh.

Matt (13:40)
⁓ wow,

that's so exciting. What an exciting place. Yeah.

Jason Gore (13:43)
You know, we call it home. We call it home. You may call it just

Garlock (13:44)
That is a pretty thank you. We call it home. We just call it.

Jason Gore (13:48)
pit of earth. Big old shithole in the southwest.

Garlock (13:50)
Hell on Earth!

Matt (13:51)
No, I'd

me now I didn't Listen I'm from Craig Lake that place is that's post-world war two Dresden It's yeah

Garlock (13:54)
The setting for a new Hellraiser movie, you know, you call it whatever you want, you get it.

Jason Gore (13:59)
I mean, that is true. You get it. Come be from. my And that's their

Garlock (14:04)
That's on the sign

for Greg like it says We're like boats were all too dressed and we're like, okay. Yeah

Jason Gore (14:05)
that's their tourism point. That's what's on the fucking pamphlet. ⁓

Matt (14:08)
Yeah, it's a mistake.

They're not great at marketing in Greg Lake. Let me tell you. Yeah. ⁓

Jason Gore (14:14)
They are not. are not. Hey, so you're you're special.

And I guess when you're doing the comedy at Dingbats this weekend, will you be doing jokes from Catman or are you doing new jokes here?

Garlock (14:25)
Great

question.

Matt (14:26)
I have some of the hits, so you gotta have some hits. Cause people, know, obviously some people like to do a new, I have a little bit, you know, because I'm still building up the hour, you know what I mean? So you kinda have to use the old stuff as scaffolding, but I do have a fair amount of new stuff and I think, I think you guys are gonna love it, Valvair. Are you guys gonna be at the show?

Jason Gore (14:28)
Nice. You gotta have hits. Yep.

Garlock (14:30)
Gotta have the hits.

Sure.

Jason Gore (14:41)
Yeah.

I'll be at the first one.

Garlock (14:52)
And I'll be at the fourth one. Cause I actually do have... Yeah.

Matt (14:52)
Okay, cool. You'll be the fourth one. That's

Jason Gore (14:54)
Yeah, we tr-

Matt (14:57)
when I get warmed up, actually. If I have to say, the first three, I'm just getting the rust off. ⁓ for... Definitely. Yeah, and technically, all four will... Yeah, I mean, again, I'm still working out the new stuff. But yeah, you're gonna get a hell of a fourth show, not that great of a first show.

Jason Gore (14:58)
Shit, maybe I got it. Change them. Yeah.

Garlock (15:02)
They call the first three the shit shows. That's just when every comedian's just like, pfft, whatever.

Jason Gore (15:05)
Yeah.

We-

We do have a fuck. Well, then

I'm going to change my ticket, Scotty change them over to the fourth show. I'll be there. Scotty. Scotty is God. That's the time for comedy. If you're to be doing a comedy show, it's like that's when I'm really hitting it when I'm just juiced beyond juiced all of just like I have had so many white claws or so many whist turlington

Matt (15:21)
Okay, I'll see you at 2 a.m.

Garlock (15:26)
That's what it really pops.

Matt (15:26)
I think so.

Garlock (15:32)
my god.

Matt (15:33)
Hahaha

Garlock (15:37)
my god, so many white

Jason Gore (15:39)
Bathtub gins that I'm just ready to laugh and speaking of ready to laugh list radio listeners right now Scottie tells me he did set it up and so here is a clip from cat man here we go

Garlock (15:41)
My god.

Jason Gore (15:52)
Any moment, Scotty. Whenever you want to fire it, Scotty!

Garlock (15:53)
Scotty.

Matt (15:57)
Scotty! Clip me up! Clip me up!

Jason Gore (15:57)
Come on. Here we go. Here we go. You know,

Garlock (15:58)
Come on Scotty.

Jason Gore (16:00)
people, I guess forever I will be the redneck guy. was, uh, I was just doing a tour with, uh, Larry, the cable guy and Bill ingball. And I was sitting in the dressing room. did a tour with redneck calendar, page bill in the ball popped in my room. goes, how long you been doing them things? And I said, I wrote the first one in 1990. So what? 23 years, I guess. he goes, wait a second. This is not you. Scotty's saying, no, I'm sorry. Scotty's saying, oops.

Matt (16:14)
Bye!

This is from my first album. This is...

Garlock (16:18)
1990

Matt (16:23)
Yeah, this is ⁓ it's not ⁓

I I don't really listen to my own material, but ⁓ Sorry, is that somebody else who is that?

Jason Gore (16:27)
Sorry, that was Geoff Foxworthy. Shit.

Garlock (16:32)
yeah, you can't listen to your own material.

Jason Gore (16:34)
That was Geoff

Fox worthy. ⁓ God, that makes sense with them. Okay. Okay.

Garlock (16:35)
Geoff Foxworthy.

Matt (16:37)
Okay, yeah, we sound a little people mix us up a lot, you know

Garlock (16:41)
You know, it does actually- I will say, before

you got here, they were on Dingbats on the marquee advertising that it was gonna be Geoff Foxworthy for all four shows up until last week, so... If you're- Does it happen often for you?

Matt (16:51)
Yeah, exactly.

Jason Gore (16:55)
God. Ugh.

Matt (16:55)
really? Yeah that happens.

It happens constantly and not just in the outside world, at my home. My kids will be like, Merry Christmas, Geoff Foxworthy. Yeah, and I'm like, that's, I'm Matt Koff I'm Matt fucking Koff.

Garlock (17:01)
Bye.

Jason Gore (17:08)
What? God, I wish I could hear that.

Garlock (17:09)
So it's...

in the submarine.

Jason Gore (17:14)
Like, I'm pretty sure.

Garlock (17:14)
You're in the submarine. You've got a Christmas tree.

Matt (17:16)
These fucking homeschool

weirdo ki- Why did I homeschool my kids the way I was homeschooled? I don't know. And then I kick him out of the submarine, I'm like, show your dad some respect.

Jason Gore (17:20)
I don't know. I do not know.

Garlock (17:26)
do they know how to swim? That's a good question that I'm asking.

Matt (17:29)
No, I mean, sort of, they're homeschooled, but not in a real way.

Garlock (17:34)
Exactly. I mean that that can be a real problem. It's not understand

Jason Gore (17:35)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Matt (17:36)
⁓ I mean, they'll swim,

but they're very socially awkward about it, you know?

Jason Gore (17:40)
They're

all being homeschooled and it sounds like this.

and they're just like, calculus? How can you learn with this constant pressure of the water just crushing you underneath and this constant sound?

Matt (17:48)
Yeah.

Garlock (17:49)
Yeah!

Bye guys.

Matt (17:57)
It's not easy,

it's not easy, but we make it work. We're very slow family.

Jason Gore (17:59)
Are you in the middle of-

Are you in the middle of learning

the Pythagorean theorem and then another sub pings off of you and you're like, no, the red October!

Matt (18:09)
is basically

what what it's like yeah, or as I call it Wednesday, yeah

Jason Gore (18:11)
I figured. ⁓

Garlock (18:14)
AHHHH

Jason Gore (18:15)
I figured, ⁓ hey guys,

Matt (18:17)
NAH

Jason Gore (18:18)
hang out with us, Matt, hang out. got to keep doing the show, but we're going to keep talking to you. We're going to keep talking. All of these great things in a comedy, your, your special cat man and learning at the bottom of Greg Lake with the beast, the beast of Greg Lake. haven't even touched on yet, but right now it's news. the news you can use for the news. can lose it's news time. I want to wait for nine, hog, feel free to comment on any of these stories.

Matt (18:20)
You bet.

Garlock (18:33)
Peace out, Lake.

Jason Gore (18:45)
any of these Val Verde stories, I want to know what your opinion is. ⁓ Love it. OK, here we go. Headline, Duckling rescued from storm drain immediately becomes civic symbol. Of course, Val Verde fired rescued a duckling from a storm drain outside of Benchmark Senior Living. then, of course, Mayor Lee Roth, our own mayor, we love him. We love him to death, declared it Deputy Duckling of Drain Awareness.

Matt (18:46)
Okay.

I would hap-happily do that.

Jason Gore (19:15)
week. my God. What do you guys think about that? What do think? Geoff fire.

Garlock (19:16)
Really? Wow. Thank God.

Matt (19:16)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Garlock (19:23)
I mean, I think it's great because we have had lot of elderly being swept into the drains lately. Right outside, I mean, so many.

Jason Gore (19:28)
my God, we've had such a problem losing

so many elderly people just and that's why we've been trying to work on the drain sizes here in Val Verde infrastructure. We're trying to really take care of infrastructure right here in Val Verde. What do you think about that? off.

Matt (19:44)
Well, I think this is just another story ⁓ from Big Duckling. And there's just a lot of pro duckling propaganda. it's just Big Tech loves their ducklings. You know what I mean? I don't think, I think that, I think, I think that duckling was AI. I think the storm dream was AI. And I think this is just more AI slap. I'm sorry to say.

Jason Gore (19:51)
Ooooo

I'll I mean, Jesus.

Garlock (20:01)
Didn't know we were gonna get political this morning.

Jason Gore (20:11)
⁓

my god. Well, I heard the duckling. Jesus Christ. I. God, I ⁓ I heard this duckling was off the charts cute, but now I don't even want to believe it. I don't want to believe it. ⁓ my God.

Garlock (20:12)
Wow. Don't bring up the ducklings at a- a- at a graduation speech, because they will boo the hell out of ya.

Matt (20:19)
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

No, no, don't, don't do it. Sorry, Duckling, but I'm on

Garlock (20:29)
Let's strangle him.

Matt (20:33)
to you.

Jason Gore (20:34)
Hey Val Verde Bay has announced an 8 PM boardrock curfew after what officials are calling an unauthorized youth congregation with jumping. Six arrests were made, three dead, four tasered, and one funnel cake stand is, is missing its confidence. It's not going to be able to do any funnel cakes anymore. We're going to start, we're going to start with Geoff. We're going to start with Matt on this one. The reverse of what we did last time.

Garlock (20:44)
my god.

Matt (20:53)
laughs

Garlock (20:55)
the poor funnel cakes.

Alright?

Jason Gore (21:03)
So you go after Matt, Okay. You go, fire!

Garlock (21:05)
Alright alright alright.

Matt (21:07)
So I go first.

Garlock (21:08)
you're a-

Matt (21:10)
Okay. Uh, I fucking love funnel cakes. So the story makes me sad as a funnel cake lover. You know, a lot of times in the submarine growing up, you know, we would enjoy a nice funnel cake after a long day, a long grueling 11 hours of homeschool. Yeah. Down there just fucking going to fucking town on a freaking funnel cake.

Jason Gore (21:13)
⁓ that's it. That's right. That is OK.

So you're just down there just like.

God, that's a dream. Just cracking you like a walnut.

Matt (21:38)
You know? And that pressure, that pressure on your head, it just makes

Garlock (21:39)
11 hours straight.

Matt (21:44)
the sugar and the funnel cake just explode in your brain. Yeah, my childhood really fucked me up, but... ⁓ Yeah, it's very hard to think clearly, but I know that I love funnel cake.

Garlock (21:48)
Wow.

Jason Gore (21:51)
I don't think so. I disagree. I disagree.

Garlock (21:51)
would imagine.

Jason Gore (21:57)
Alright, that's a great-

Garlock (21:57)
Do you have problems

thinking clearly? Do you have problems putting thoughts together? Because of your dead reckoning style submarine life?

Matt (22:03)
Yeah, yeah.

Jason Gore (22:04)
Wait.

Geoff, Geoff, let me ask a Is this a brain juice commercial? Were you about to do your supplement commercial in the middle of this interview, Geoff?

Matt (22:08)
yeah, a

Garlock (22:08)
Okay.

Look,

I just thought it was a natural way to start talking about brain juice. One of the best ways to increase your mind powers if you were homeschooled. Now, if you use the code 108.9TheHawk, we're gonna give you your brain juice for 25 % off. You're gonna get 25 % off. And, you know...

Jason Gore (22:19)
⁓ God.

Sick of it.

Matt (22:23)
Hmm, I'm interested.

Jason Gore (22:33)
It's a very long code.

Matt (22:35)
Well, I've

never heard a promo code with a point and like a period in it.

Garlock (22:40)
And

I keep telling them I don't think it's working because we're not getting any kickback but brain juice I was like maybe drink a couple more brain juices But the amount of turmeric in this thing is gonna make you think better better feel better pee better and you might see the future and you can get rid of therapy You don't need therapy after this and these aren't proven by anything. you've given up on that anyways. Well though Then you'll definitely want to see what

Jason Gore (22:42)
You gotta fix that. You gotta fix that.

Matt (22:46)
Yeah, yeah, I think there might be an issue. Yeah.

Ooh, okay. ⁓

Jason Gore (22:57)
Okay.

Matt (23:03)
Way ahead of you.

Jason Gore (23:07)
Hey

Matt (23:07)
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

Garlock (23:10)
Do you to drink some brain juice?

Jason Gore (23:11)
Love it. Love it.

Matt (23:12)
You know, my

therapist actually, ⁓ passed away.

Yeah, she went peacefully in her sleep during our Zoom session. Yeah. Yeah, that was it.

Jason Gore (23:23)
What during the session, she's just like, and then how does that make you.

Garlock (23:29)
did that make you feel?

Jason Gore (23:30)
How

Matt (23:30)
not seen.

Garlock (23:32)
Wow, yeah. It's hard to get a good therapist. Sometimes. Yeah.

Jason Gore (23:32)
Yeah, I would say so.

Matt (23:35)
Yeah, especially they keep dying.

Jason Gore (23:37)
putting putting

that review on their greater health page so everyone else dies during sessions. Good luck with that. ⁓ my God.

Garlock (23:40)
I got

Matt (23:41)
Yeah

Garlock (23:43)
You should try Chatbot GPT. That's a much better therapy session,

I gotta say.

Matt (23:48)
yeah, that won't die unless you forget to charge it, you know what mean? Come on!

Jason Gore (23:52)
Oh, oh, shots fired,

Garlock (23:52)
Thank you.

Jason Gore (23:54)
Sam Altman. Oh my

Matt (23:57)
Woo!

Jason Gore (23:58)
God. Hey, more with Matt

Matt (23:59)
Dad.

Jason Gore (23:59)
Koff coming up. But right now, when you refer to his old school, he's of course talking about his submarine. It's Steely Dan from the Countdown to Ecstasy record right here on the hog. Bitch!

Yeah, that's not a... That's not real rock and roll, that's a... That's a little Steve Miller band sorcery there. Anytime you listen to that song, he is putting a spell on you. Of course I'm Abracadabra. Right here on the Whisp Turlington Show on 108.9 The Huck. I apologize. Devil's music! From a man who refuses to play live anymore because he's scared! So,

Garlock (27:46)
That's the devil's music!

DEVILS MUSIC. My god.

He's

so scared of the climate and the weather. My god.

Jason Gore (27:57)
There you go. But I tell you,

Matt (28:00)
Haha.

Jason Gore (28:01)
one man who isn't scared about performing live and he's going to be down at Dingbats bringing the ha ha's. Of course, it's Matt Koff and he's here. He's making us all laugh talking about his his dead therapist. If you missed that earlier, you missed it. You might be able to hear it podcast version. I guess you rewind. how that works. But he's here with us talking, ding, bat stock in his special.

Cat man, why cats?

Matt (28:28)
Why not, cats? I-I-

Jason Gore (28:29)
Well, I'm on the spot here.

Garlock (28:29)
Well, Jesus, there you go.

Answer a question with a question and all of a sudden I don't know what to do. My God.

Jason Gore (28:31)
I'm on the fucking spot. I didn't expect this to turn around. ⁓ shit. ⁓ What is it? Why not cats thinking about this one?

Matt (28:35)
Yeah, see? It kinda flipped the tables on you. Well, listen. Well,

I think the cats are just perfect. They're beautiful animals. I never even realized I was a cat person. I didn't have a cat growing up, but I did love Garfield.

Jason Gore (28:48)
huh.

Okay.

You could really have a cat on the submarine at the end of the day, because they're just getting into the torpedo holes all the time and just splurping right out. It is.

Matt (28:55)
I love Garfield.

I mean...

No, it's very inconvenient. Yeah,

Garlock (29:05)
My god.

Matt (29:05)
no,

I definitely launched a few cats by accident growing up.

Jason Gore (29:08)
Yeah.

What about Garfield made you think might could be a that is just pets.

Garlock (29:10)
That's just pet.

Matt (29:14)
Well, I just, it's just

interesting, because I never thought of myself as a cat person growing up, and then I really got, I started to love cats as I got older, and then I got my own cat, and I was like, wait a minute, I love And I was like, I guess I really did, I was a cat person all the time, I just didn't know.

Jason Gore (29:18)
⁓ Yeah.

What about OD?

Matt (29:31)
Odie, Odie never really did anything for me. Nobody likes Odie, yeah. You what?

Jason Gore (29:33)
Nobody likes Odie. And I feel bad for Odie at the end of the day. Odie's...

Garlock (29:34)
Yeah, kind of a dunce. Yeah, it's like you got

kicked in the head and you're like, Odie, get it together. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Jason Gore (29:41)
Odie, come on.

Matt (29:41)
Get it together, Odie. They

didn't really give Odie a lot of personality, but maybe that's a point, because you're from Garfield's POV. But I think that

Garlock (29:46)
Yeah.

Jason Gore (29:50)
That is true.

Garlock (29:50)
That's true, that's true.

I say normal, we get it. We get it normal. But go on, yeah.

Jason Gore (29:52)
You, what were you saying?

my

Matt (29:56)
Of course.

Jason Gore (29:56)
God, he's going on a normal tangent again every morning, 8 a.m. hour. And he's just like, guys, here's a little thing I like to talk about. Go ahead. If you want to do it, Geoff, if you want to do it, we'll do it. Go on your normal rant now.

Garlock (29:59)
Sorry! Usually...

Matt (30:01)
I'm here, I'm here for it.

Garlock (30:10)
Can you just play my music

for my normal, normal rant that I usually do?

Jason Gore (30:14)
you

Garlock (30:16)
You know, I gotta say, Nermal, we get it, alright? You're cute, you're using it to your advantage. You know what you're also doing? Taking the spotlight away from Garfield. Alright, we came for that name and that name only. So back off, Nermal. That's all I gotta say.

Jason Gore (30:35)
Alright another back-off normal brought to by you by the fine folks at Charney's no one eats for free ⁓ That is true that is true true true They do you try to eat for free at Charney's? Yeah Well, you they don't write it a Charney's because they will clip you right there

Matt (30:46)
Wow, they really laid down the hammer to Charney's.

Garlock (30:51)
Don't even, yeah.

Matt (30:51)
I always

do. I'm Mr. I invented the Diamond Dash.

Garlock (30:56)
My god.

They've hired a whole bunch of vigilantes now that now work. My god.

Matt (30:59)
They'll shoot me!

Jason Gore (31:01)
They yeah, yeah, they got

Matt (31:03)
my god. They

Jason Gore (31:04)
the guy that

Matt (31:05)
don't eat for free?

Jason Gore (31:06)
they got the guy from Butler, Pennsylvania there. And I'm not talking about the sniper. I'm talking about one of the guys that pointed at the sniper. He will be there. One of the pointers.

Garlock (31:06)
No!

Matt (31:10)
WHAT

Garlock (31:10)
That's insane.

Yeah, he's like, that guy! If you've

Matt (31:14)
⁓ yeah, yeah, right. That's...

Garlock (31:16)
got

a Punisher skull on your chest, they're like, alright, you work for Charney's now. You get it.

Matt (31:17)
Right.

Jason Gore (31:19)
my God. Your work for show, and he's now

Matt (31:21)
Yeah,

Hile Hinchcliffe. You know, that's what they say.

Jason Gore (31:26)
my God, when you said that, Matt, when you said that the statue turned and waved at the studio, I did not expect to see that. I don't like that one bit. Hey.

Garlock (31:24)
Heil Hitchcliff indeed! Heil Hitchcliff indeed.

Matt (31:28)
Yeah.

Garlock (31:32)
My god.

Matt (31:33)
That's really crazy. I don't like that. I don't like that.

Garlock (31:36)
I don't like it either, but hey, I'll hitch cliff, I mean, know, I wonder

if Frank Castle, he hated cops, but you think he'd like Kill Tony? That's for the nine o'clock hour, I don't

Matt (31:45)
Mm-hmm.

Jason Gore (31:46)
I

got it. I got a better question for the 8 o'clock hour. Do you think he'd like cats? Do you think the Punisher Frank Castle was a cat man? Was he a cat man 100 % why?

Matt (31:52)
Mmm.

Garlock (31:52)
THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD

BE TALKING ABOUT IN THE EIGHT HOUR! IT'S FRANK CASTLE THE PUNISHER!

Matt (31:57)
100 %

I don't know. It's just a feeling I have. He just... Sometimes he get a gut and... Honey, I got a gut. That guy's a cat man. A cat... Listen, I have cat man, Dar. Okay? And I look at that guy... well, cause you're not a cat man. Clearly. Mr. Why Cats over here. Yeah. Are you also like, why gays? I don't understand. Listen.

Jason Gore (32:01)
Sometimes you get a gut.

Honey!

Okay. ⁓ see, I don't have that. I don't have that. I can't tell. I don't have gaydar. No clue. Cats? No idea.

Garlock (32:12)
That's true.

Jason Gore (32:24)
No, I'm fine.

I love I love I love everybody in the world except for Stan. If you're listening, if you're listening. Yeah, Stan are our listeners, Stan. He's a real piece of shit, man. If he's at one of your shows. my god, what isn't going on with Stan? He's not you're not invited to any of the shows of Matt Kauf down at dingbats. ⁓ my god. No, Stan, please. None. No, Stan.

Garlock (32:28)
He does.

Matt (32:30)
Why not gaze? yeah.

Garlock (32:31)
Screw you, Stab. My god. Jesus.

Matt (32:34)
Stan?

Garlock (32:37)
There's this one guy. My god.

Matt (32:37)
What's going on with Stan? He's not invited.

Garlock (32:44)
No. He's banned at Dingbats. They got a big picture of him down at that front desk. No stand. So don't worry. Don't worry about it.

Matt (32:51)
No Stan? What's Stan's

deal?

Jason Gore (32:54)
No, Stan, no, Stan can come inside. You just got to look mad. If you saw him, you would be like this guy's a real a plus piece of shit. a plus. Hey, we got some sponsorship that we do have to cover real quick. So let's do it.

Garlock (32:56)
Stan's gotta look to him!

He just, you see him and you're like, nah.

Real Toolbox.

Matt (33:06)
Wow, A plus pieces.

Jason Gore (33:12)
It's time for one of we point nine the Hawk Rock news all the rock news about the oldest bastards in rock Now I do want you guys to comment on this but ⁓ in a fun way. We'll do it make it fun

Garlock (33:25)
⁓ don't do it

angry and mean, okay.

Jason Gore (33:27)
Let's

make it fun, as we didn't do in the news. Here we go. First up, the Beach Boys are celebrating 60 years of Pet Sounds. 60 years and a lot of them dead. Pet Sounds is now old enough to complain about everything, including the size of those goddamn glucosamine pills. How am I supposed to swallow that shit, Sloop Jon B.? Ask your grandfather and me. He knows. And the surviving members have been reflecting on the making of the record with comments like, holy shit, we're still here? And I'm

Matt (33:49)
Thanks.

Jason Gore (33:57)
Mark McGrath and how did I become an official member of the Beach Boys? What do you guys think? Pet Sounds fans? What do you guys think?

Matt (34:05)
I love a Sloop John B. I always love a ride on that Sloop John B.

Jason Gore (34:10)
Ho ho

Garlock (34:11)
my

Jason Gore (34:11)
ho ho ho, yes. You probably hate him, don't you Geoff?

Garlock (34:11)
god. And it's a pet! A cat! I really can't say- You know what I really like about the Beach Boys though? Mike Love. I think Mike Love is where it all came together with that guy. Just a nice human guy.

Jason Gore (34:18)
What's that? ⁓ my God. What a quality human being. What a quack.

If I were a white baseball cap, I would love to be worn by Mike Love from the Beach Boys. I would.

Garlock (34:33)
I would be like that nautical string across the white cap

Matt (34:33)
Hmm

Garlock (34:36)
that just is hugging his bald head. Just love that guy. Ho ho ho ho.

Jason Gore (34:38)
Yeah, yeah. Asshole captain right here. Okay, more

news. Over in the world of impossible goodbyes, the Eagles continue their farewell tour with something they're calling the Long Goodbye Act 3. Act 3. That is not a farewell tour anymore. That's a goddamn movie franchise. You know, at this point, I'm expecting the Long Goodbye 4. Eagles on patrol. Am I right? Am I right? What do you think about?

Matt (34:43)
Ha

Hahaha.

Garlock (35:06)
You are right.

Jason Gore (35:07)
Yeah, I know,

Garlock (35:08)
The Long Goodbye Five. Back in Moscow? Is that which one it is?

Jason Gore (35:12)
back in Moscow.

Yep, it's gonna be good. Hey, and that's rock news brought to you by the soaring grocery prices at Food Gulch. All of the food that fell in the gulch. Food Gulch!

That's right. Okay. ⁓

Matt (35:34)
Great job. was pretty.

Garlock (35:34)
But I do have to say

thank you to Food Gulch for that Food Gulch loyalty card that now it knocks off five cents from every other gallon at Metallifuel. If you have bought $2,000 worth of groceries. So I'm, the saving, I mean it's helping. It's helping out there.

Jason Gore (35:39)
Thank you for that.

⁓ My god.

You need that in this day and age. You need it. You

need it. Hey, more with Matt Koff coming up. right now, she decided she didn't need the fleet with Mac anymore, and she shoved it in their face. Stevie, hop!

The mono version for all you nerds who keep calling saying play the mono version of jumping jack flash. It's gotta be mono. From out of our heads on 108.9 the Hawk, the stones have... ⁓ what's that?

Garlock (37:13)
god.

You know Whisp, I do have to say, be careful. Be careful

saying the word mono. Because Greg Lemonsower will come flying out of the wings. Just explaining to you how there is better versions of all the records if they are in mono and he will chew your ear off and we don't want that in this morning.

Jason Gore (37:22)
Why is that?

now and we do not want that. We do not want that.

⁓ Christ

on a crew time. Hey, but we do want to keep talking to Madcuff about his new special. You can get it on Veepz.

Garlock (37:42)
Yes we do.

Jason Gore (37:46)
What's that?

Matt (37:48)
Nobody knows. It's a primarily music-based streaming service where they great. But yeah, they recently started dabbling in comedy specials. So basically, you can get my special for $10 on demand or you can set up for Veep's for more money. But actually, it is pretty good.

Jason Gore (37:50)
Okay.

Perfect for comedy.

Damn.

Garlock (38:09)
⁓

It sounds like a great deal.

Jason Gore (38:14)
That is a really good deal.

Really good deal.

Matt (38:16)
However,

my special is now on YouTube, so it's free. So that might be a better deal. ⁓ But it's also on Veep's and I actually get money if you go on Veep's. However, you don't have to give me money if you don't want to.

Jason Gore (38:19)
Holy Scotty can you

Garlock (38:22)
Uhhhh

Jason Gore (38:25)
Okay.

Wait, you're

not getting money from YouTube? Everyone's getting money from YouTube. We're all just putting so much comment. We're putting so much content on there. I'm rolling in YouTube bucks right now. I it's not real money. It's YouTube bucks. YouTube bucks. Stickers. Stickers, headphones that don't work. ⁓ Yeah.

Garlock (38:32)
Now did you... No money? My god.

Matt (38:36)
Are you kidding? ⁓ my god.

Garlock (38:40)
my god, so much content. I am just, it's insane.

Matt (38:42)
I didn't even know. Nobody told me. it's not? ⁓ what is that good for?

Garlock (38:45)
No, no, it's YouTube bucks, yeah. We put up a bunch of poorly edited clips. Yeah. YouTube stickers. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Matt (38:52)
Stickers? I love stickers. I spend

most of my money on stickers and headphones that don't work.

Jason Gore (39:01)
Usage

of the Google AI donkey. You can you can ask it a question whenever you want and it just he has back at you. That's the answer. And it's like, well, I kind of expected that from an AI donkey at the end of the day.

Garlock (39:02)
you should get some YouTube bucks.

Matt (39:06)
really?

Garlock (39:13)
At the end of the day, that's what you expect. Now Matt, did you try to get your special on CNN at any

Matt (39:13)
I love that.

Jason Gore (39:15)
End of the day, that's what it's gonna be.

Matt (39:17)
Yeah, I'll give it a try.

Jason Gore (39:19)
Ooh, have you thought about putting, because that's the new home for comedy.

Garlock (39:23)
That's the new place for comedy.

Matt (39:23)
⁓ yeah,

why not exactly kind of like with cats? Why why not cnn is comedy? thought it was news but like it doesn't have to be

Jason Gore (39:27)
Yeah.

Garlock (39:32)
I thought it was only for news two until

I saw Matt Fried on there. Matt enemy. Matt enemy. Matt fried. we saw Matt enemy on CNN. I knew it was fantastic.

Jason Gore (39:35)
I saw a met-nomad friend.

Matt (39:38)
Yeah.

Jason Gore (39:39)
friend. Matt enemy is our person here in Val Verde, not Matt. You saw Matt enemy on Newsmax. I'm sorry, I have to clear this up.

Matt (39:48)
And I saw Matt

Anima... ⁓ what?

Jason Gore (39:51)
my god. Matt enema. my god. ⁓ yeah. ⁓

Garlock (39:52)
ON ONN! He was on ONN, it was fantastic.

Matt (39:54)
Yeah, he's a great guy. Matt Annamen is a great guy. He's cobbler.

I don't... Yeah, anyway, he's in Greg Lake, but... ⁓

Garlock (40:02)
Of course.

Jason Gore (40:02)
He is in the lake.

Also, is he in a submarine or is he just down there in a big ol' shoe?

Matt (40:06)
No, no, no,

he's just gonna no actually he's he's in a life raft, but anyway that ⁓

Garlock (40:13)
Peace.

Jason Gore (40:14)
I do have to ask a question, Matt, because we've been squirt, we've been, we've been just scattering around it. You know, in Greg Lake, because you live there. Every spring, they do a sacrifice to the beast that lives in Greg Lake. have a big festival. Vince Neil from Motley Crue usually performs with his own band, not Motley Crue. And it's not that, not that good or entertaining, but you have to appease the beast.

Matt (40:16)
Yeah. Are we? Sure. Of course.

Garlock (40:17)
You it.

Do do do do do.

Matt (40:26)
Yeah.

Garlock (40:26)
grew

up there.

Matt (40:32)
Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Jason Gore (40:43)
in Greg Lake. How did your family, the Koff family of Greg Lake, appease the beast of Greg Lake? I know it's you're on the spot here. I'm sorry to put you on the spot, but

Matt (40:48)
Yeah.

Well, ⁓ my my

my ⁓ beautiful daughter shelly, She she does these little like paintings, you know, and we just kind of those paintings to to the beast and that works out great because I don't actually think the paintings are good. I mean she's young The talent will develop I mean it'll develop slowly because i'm homeschooling her but I think it's important for a child

Garlock (41:10)
Yeah, I mean, where you at? Yeah.

Jason Gore (41:15)
Yeah.

Garlock (41:15)
Yeah, I wouldn't put too much faith into them developing

that bet. Like, you know, let's not go crazy.

Jason Gore (41:18)
Yeah.

Matt (41:19)
That's true. You're

right. Yeah, it probably maybe getting worse. Yeah, the pressure on the head is not good Yeah, yeah submarine homeschool is Yeah, yeah exactly I think it's important for a child to see there are being eaten by a you know wild lake beast It's very humbling

Jason Gore (41:22)
He's just down there painting, just like, ⁓

Garlock (41:25)
It's like, ahhhh, blue, blue, blue, blue!

Jason Gore (41:29)
BLUE BLUE

God, ain't that the truth? Ain't that the truth?

Garlock (41:39)
That's what, wow, wow.

Matt (41:43)
You know, I feel like there's

Jason Gore (41:43)
My God.

Matt (41:44)
a lot of entitled youths out there and not enough of their work has been digested by serpentine monstrosities.

Jason Gore (41:53)
I mean,

Garlock (41:54)
Everyone out there wants a participation trophy and what they should

Jason Gore (41:54)
I think, ⁓

Garlock (41:57)
be getting is shoving their art into a serpentine monstrosity to learn a little something about life. Stick it in the beast!

Jason Gore (42:02)
Just stick it in the beast. Just stick it in the beast and learn

Matt (42:05)
Stick it in the beast.

Jason Gore (42:06)
some humility. Learn some humility. So your special cat man is on a VEAPS. It's on YouTube. and you're going to Scotty. Do we have it? Okay. Thank God. He said we do honestly have a clip now. So let's go. Let's go to that now.

Matt (42:08)
I think so.

Garlock (42:19)
Got it?

Matt (42:22)
Okay,

Garlock (42:23)
Sorry

about this.

Jason Gore (42:26)
Thanks for coming out, man, especially if you got families. Nothing gets young people, but your life is so easy, have no clue. It's just basically you want to go out and you go, yeah! That's how simple life is. You want to go out? Yeah! Let's stay out all night. Let's just stay, let's get on a train and... Does this sound familiar at all, Catman? Scotty?

Matt (42:49)
No, no it really doesn't.

Garlock (42:52)
Got it.

Matt (42:52)
There's nothing about cats in this at all.

Jason Gore (42:54)
You

do better Scotty. Jim Brewer, Jim Brewer. Yep, we got to go boy. Yep, that's what you do, that's what you get. That's what you get when you ask the Google AI donkey at the end of the day. Yeehaw, Jim Brewer ladies and gentlemen. ⁓ my Lord.

Garlock (42:55)
you typed in Scott. Here's what happened. Scotty just typed. He typed the word animal into search and we got goat boy. We didn't get cat man. That's what happened here. Like it's just, we apologize.

Matt (43:08)
⁓ my, my god.

Garlock (43:13)
Yeah.

This is why you gotta use Whisp's own

AI. Bastard. It's... Gotta use bastard.

Jason Gore (43:18)
You got to use bastard. You got to use bastard

at the end of the day. Hey, but this bastard is going to be doing cavity down at Dingbats all weekend long. Dingbats go out and see him. Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Kopp, thanks for stopping by the rock and roll RV. And we're giving away tickets in the nine o'clock hour to Matt's shows. no. maybe should we give them out?

Matt (43:29)
Ding bet.

Yeah, those aren't selling well.

Garlock (43:42)
Oof, geez, no, God.

Matt (43:44)
Yeah, yeah, you should give away a lot of tickets.

Jason Gore (43:47)
Should we give them out or ask them to buy them from us? Which one?

Matt (43:49)
you should. OK, listen, you know what? We're not at Code Red yet. Yeah, ask them to buy it. Yeah.

Garlock (43:51)
Should we?

Jason Gore (43:55)
Okay,

okay, we're not at code code.

Garlock (43:57)
Do you want us to tell

everyone they're Jim Brewer tickets? Just to cover your butt a little. Okay.

Jason Gore (44:00)
Do you think that would help? Do you think it would help?

Matt (44:01)
That would help.

Jason Gore (44:03)
Okay.

Matt (44:04)
No, actually tell them it's Geoff Foxworthy. I think, you know, I think so.

Jason Gore (44:06)
then that's going to sell out. That is going to sell out.

Garlock (44:08)
that's gotta say- WATCH

OUT! 9 O'CLOCK'S GONNA BE HOT! IF WE GOT FOXWORTHY IN THE HOUSE!

Jason Gore (44:11)
Nine o'clock hour, whenever you hear the sound of go all in and we're going to sell you some Geoff Fox worthy tickets, because at the end of the day, ladies and gentlemen, I'll tell you what. I mean, ⁓ shit, do we have Fox worthy in here? I was going to say selling tickets is a little bit of a.

Matt (44:12)
Yeah.

Yeah

Yeah.

Yeah, might be a red net. sorry, go-

Garlock (44:27)
Is he here? Scotty, is he here? No.

Jason Gore (44:34)
Bitch! Rolling Stone, Sticky Fingers, and 108.9 The Hawk. Skeet Ulrich coming up in the next segment! What's he doing? Comedy. Okay.

Garlock (44:44)
It's gonna be a dingbat! Jesus.

Jason Gore (45:13)
Matt Koff, welcome to 108.9 The Hawk.

Matt (45:15)
Hey, thanks for having me!

Jason Gore (45:17)
We

lost there's you there's your camera. There it is. ⁓ Matt, it's absolutely great to have you when you were pitched to come on the show. I reached out to good friend Nicole Conlon friend of the show, who was like, yeah, you got to have Matt on. He's hilarious. And you guys. She's she's the best you guys work together at the Daily Show.

Garlock (45:18)
There it is!

Matt (45:20)
Hi, thanks for having me.

Garlock (45:29)
Friend of the show.

Matt (45:33)
Aww, that's so nice. She's amazing. I love her.

Jason Gore (45:39)
Which is such a funny show and such a I I was 10. I can't believe we didn't get to it because I had so many like Whisp Kilbourne reference to get to just like is Kilbourne still there because like is he how often is he in the building? Twice a week. He just pops by. He's like, this is mine. This is all mine. But the Daily Show has been.

Matt (45:48)
Hahaha

Garlock (45:49)
We

talked about- We talked about Craig Kilburn a lot before you came on.

Matt (45:51)
Hahaha

Just twice a week, you know

Garlock (45:58)
that's all. Okay.

Matt (46:01)
We know, Craig. We know.

Jason Gore (46:07)
So tremendous. You've been there for, for, for how many years have you been at The Daily Show now?

Matt (46:12)
It's coming up on on 13.

Jason Gore (46:15)
man. Yeah.

Matt (46:15)
I can't believe it. yeah, sooner or later they'll realize

that I'm some imposter. The imposter syndrome never goes away. Yeah. ⁓

Jason Gore (46:22)
No. Yeah, I bet I bet. But it's also

just like, you know, it's it's it's you guys are into you guys are doing. If anyone has to say that comedy is important, you guys are doing some important comedy over

Matt (46:37)
Yeah, every day I wake up I'm like I'm important

Jason Gore (46:39)
Yeah.

Garlock (46:40)
It's the best way to wake up. You gotta do that.

Jason Gore (46:42)
My.

Matt (46:42)
I look in the mirror in the bathroom and I'm like, I'm important.

Thanks, oh thank you.

Jason Gore (46:46)
glad you do. We're we're happy

Garlock (46:46)
you do.

Jason Gore (46:48)
you were able to be here with us today. And it and listeners it's it's not a joke. It's a real thing. Catman is available for you to watch on VEPS. It's available for you to watch. Yes. Yes.

Matt (46:51)
This was so fun, thank you.

It's a very real 40 minute special.

It's all too real, I would say. The New York Times called it. the best review I've gotten so far, all too real. Janet Maslin, It's actually my first full length special.

Jason Gore (47:06)
Uh-huh.

Garlock (47:11)
All too real.

Jason Gore (47:12)
This is too real. Okay,

Mm-hmm.

Matt (47:19)
And very proud of it. And I worked on it with some folks here at The Daily Show. it looks really good. And I think people are pretty excited to work on it and do something that had nothing to do with Donald Trump. It's always fun to do comedy that's not Trump-related and really went out of my way to not mention Donald Trump. ⁓ You can look for a Trump reference in there. You will not find it. But you will find references to cats.

Jason Gore (47:31)
God.

Garlock (47:31)
Yeah,

I'm sure it's refreshing.

Jason Gore (47:34)
⁓ yeah. ⁓ yeah. ⁓

Yeah.

Yes.

Matt (47:47)
who, by the way, have no idea who Donald Trump is. And I remember coming home after he won. Can you imagine just existing on this earth, just laying on the floor in the sunshine, not knowing about Trump? Just not knowing. Licking yourself in places that you wouldn't even think you could lick yourself. You couldn't even, I can't even dream of, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Garlock (47:49)
I mean, what a life.

Jason Gore (47:50)
What a life. What a damn life. ⁓ having no idea.

⁓ lick it.

Garlock (48:00)
Yeah.

Jason Gore (48:03)
licking myself not knowing about you know. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just licking away. Yeah, yeah. That cat will never be

Garlock (48:10)
I'm looking at a feral cat right now. That cat doesn't know what's going on.

Jason Gore (48:16)
audited by the IRS nor does he know anything about the Trump family not being audited by the IRS. He has no clue. Yeah. ⁓

Matt (48:23)
I mean odds are odds are not.

Garlock (48:25)
The cat might get some

of that $1.1 billion, but you know, that's a whole nother story. Yay. Yeah. You had a beautiful tabby.

Jason Gore (48:29)
Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Easily. Yeah, Jay Johnson was holding one he threw one at the Capitol. I heard.

Matt (48:30)
Yeah, I mean, I think there was a couple of cats there January 6. I mean, they love to climb things. ⁓

That's another thing on the list of unbelievable things, Trump becoming president, COVID, and then January 6, which happened during COVID, and then Jay Johnston, ⁓ Mr. Mustard ANAs. ⁓ Yeah, story of every...

Jason Gore (48:40)
Yeah.

you

Yeah. Yeah.

my god. Herky Jerky Man.

Garlock (48:54)
Yeah. Yeah, Choo Choo the Herky-Durky Dancer.

Jason Gore (48:59)
What

a shock. ⁓ man. ⁓

Garlock (49:02)
It's safe.

Matt (49:02)
Yeah, that

that you remember that mustard a days commercial where he's like dresses Abe Lincoln And he's like he's like freeing people that's kind of like January 6. You know, he's like We should have realized during mustard a and a's Yeah, yeah he was gonna liberate us

Jason Gore (49:07)
yes. Yes.

Garlock (49:07)
Yes!

I taught

Jason Gore (49:17)
Yeah, it was always there.

Garlock (49:20)
I taught sketch comedy for eight

years and showed that in every comedy parody class. Commercial parody class. So that also means that I showed in some ways January 6th propaganda for eight years. By accident, by accident!

Jason Gore (49:27)
That's so funny.

Matt (49:29)
It's

Jason Gore (49:30)
You probably.

Matt (49:34)
definitely. 100%.

Jason Gore (49:35)
and I'm sure so

I'm sure some of your UCB students were at January six.

Garlock (49:42)
I can think of a couple, don't you worry. Yeah.

Matt (49:42)
100 %

Jason Gore (49:44)
Yes, easily. Matt.

Matt (49:47)
You

know, their motto is don't think and I think that is what happened.

Jason Gore (49:49)
That's what

Garlock (49:50)
That's the that's the perfect,

Jason Gore (49:52)
happened with January 6 at the end of the day Matt It's been an absolute pleasure to have you on the show. Love to have you back sometime. This was so much fun and Yeah, of course

Garlock (49:52)
exactly.

Thank you so much.

Matt (50:00)
Of course, I'd love to! And thank you and thanks for helping get the word out about the special. Appreciate

Garlock (50:05)
Of

Jason Gore (50:05)
Catman

Matt (50:06)
it.

Jason Gore (50:06)
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Garlock (50:37)
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Jason Gore (50:48)
Yeah.

That's it. I want to quit my job. Want to do some hog. More hog all the time.

Matt (50:58)
More hop!

Garlock (51:05)
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