A New Happy Birthday Song with Rekha Shankar

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 Morgensen's crematorium you're listening to 108.9 the hog

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 Valverde second favorite classic rock radio station with Sterlington show

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 This is Alec Baldwin. Hey, we're the Backstreet Boys. Hello. This is Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Hi

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 Wake up Valverde Jeff the angry man garlock maggots Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste keg stand?

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 Motherfucker traffic from art spart only demons should fear me. You're not a demon

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 Are you and now the man the myth the legend the oldest living classic rock radio DJ?

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 Scotty first bring in the heat from the start. I'm gonna give you points for that

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 Points we all say it trademark. We still say that Chris Hardwick

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 rest in power rest in power Chris Hardwick, but I do take a little umbrage to

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 Oldest living classic rock radio DJ legend is that true because I know shrimp qualiter

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 Dead dead this weekend. Oh, oh my god shrimp was the best if you never listened to shrimp on

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 Buzzard 84 down in Key West, Florida

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 He was 92 still giving it every single morning

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 I think it's on my ham radio for some reason it picked up a signal like all the way from Key West

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 I guess I guess it was wow dry, but rest in power rest in power shrimp, and I guess I am

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 Thank you, I am number one I will say Scotty amazing intro

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 Fantastic intro what did you like about the intro? What did you like?

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 Well, here's the interesting part things I liked and also questions

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 And I'm drinking a soda dad this morning sponsor of the whist turlington show

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 Here's the soda dad things are rough, and you're feeling sad might as well crank open a soda dad

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 Things are tough, and you're feeling bad might as well pour a full cup of soda dad

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 Sparky you go to the grove they are sold out of soda dad

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 I try I was over at Chateau Marmont the other day, and I was like hey I could do a soda dad

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 They're like we wish you're with Lorne Michaels and Paul Simon of course, and I'm gonna get my

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 Soda dad truck backed up to the back of the murmur and beep beep beep beep beep

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 How exactly before he had dentures did his teeth make it through all that power he ate I don't know

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 I take two kernels of corn at the Val Verde vertical movie theater

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 And I get it stuck in my teeth that guy's eating popcorn all the time Lorne Michaels

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 Best in the biz two kernels of corn also my favorite Chris Kristofferson song. Oh my god

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 That he kind of drugs out at the end, but here are my thoughts about the

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 Fantastic intro can we now say the word?

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 F-bomb

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 That we had a very good question there was an intense

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 Intense F-bomb Scotty our producer behind the glass over there. This wasn't a hit

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 Yes, so I think so hey it is 8 after 6 a.m. I am with

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 Turlington and I'm Jeff the anger man garlock and just one more thought I don't have to ask he's he's still going Scotty

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 He's our Kelly's name Rick only because it went on

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 Rick Kelly, and I was like is his name. Oh wait, okay, so it was Rick Kelly Rick Wakeman Rick

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 That's the three hours. That's a great feels over here crying in a soda

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 Can I be involved with rock Kelly trust me? You don't want to know about with our

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 To be involved with Kelly

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 Thanks, and all right

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 Dirtbags guy gets dirtbag sidekick gets a swear in his intro all of a sudden he gets extra umber

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 Throw himself in early umbridge my favorite harry potter character

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 God I love her. I love everything Harry potter nothing nothing wrong with her nothing wrong with that

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 Hey, we have a very special guest coming up this hour the 6 a.m.

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 Hour of the whist turlington show billy gibbons. Oh my guitarist lead vocalist for your favorite band

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 ZZ top coming up in just a few

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 But first jeff did you know we sold a live spot?

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 So you're going to have to do a live spot now

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 And this is for the valverde dollar

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 Cinemadrome jeff. I want to know what's playing down there and you've got it all

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 Let us know now

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 My god this weekend at the dollar

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 Synodrome valverde's number one spot to watch movies that you're not quite sure

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 Are still in the movie theaters, or you aren't sure they were ever

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 In any movie theater, but they're a dollar so you don't care

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 So you're going to go down there for the family friendly

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 He squirts through the trees. He spies on his knees. He's nib knob. That is of course

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 the new rebooted family version of the

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 insanely perverted 80s movie nib knob

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 Where it was just about this goblin who came to earth

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 As he looked up girls skirts left and right hardly jokes in the original nib knob, but this one

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 He thought let me get my hands on nib knob gotta get them knobs

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 I got a feeling the studio season two is gonna be about this rebooted nib knob

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 But you're getting see that for only one dollar and junior mints are four boxes for 50 cents

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 Your dad because it's a four-man heist

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 Count this dad in it's dad heist. That is right

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 But it is about two dads and they are fighting over who gets their son's love

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 And who gets to pull off the biggest bank heist ever. This one was produced by dave chapelle, which is wow

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 Okay, interesting. It's a very long, you know, it's good. You know, it's good because you know, it's long

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 We have the new keanu reeves movie what wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we beep beep beep back back back

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 Hey girl, it's me number three

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 Yep, that's right. Keanu is back and he's pulling all of his keanu shit

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 He decided I want to promote this and start it at the cinema drone because

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 Valverde has been so good to keanu. Oh, we've been no one else is everybody else hates keanu

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 In all of hollywood for some reason they've glommed onto hating him and we're in here and valverde like what the hell is that?

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 We celebrate you keanu here

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 So hey girl. Yeah. Hey girl. It's me part three

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 Who knows what happens in this? Maybe the dog starts talking

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 We'll never know until you pay a buck and go see it is going to be fantastic here at the cinema drone

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 I'm planning on being there all weekend. I'm gonna sit. I am gonna pay out four dollars

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 And that's four movies four showings for me

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 Of just nothing but the best at the valverde dollar cinema drone

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 Thank you for putting your money in your trust into the wisp turlington show

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 And as a reminder that in the seven o'clock hour, we're gonna be giving away tickets to hey girl, it's me part three

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 That's right two pairs of tickets four more dollars. It's honestly this this contest ain't no skin off our back

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 I don't matter to us don't know how it works. Don't care. You know what what I don't even get paid that much

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 You know this all of alverde knows this i'm throwing in four more tickets eight

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 Worth the tickets because that's how much I love keanu. Mr. Moneybags over here

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 Dr detroit over here trading places take out my metal hand and now i'm a pimp

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 What the heck was going on in that movie?

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 No sense whatsoever, but the kids have been going crazy about dr detroit on tiktok

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 It's just a bunch of dan akroy just like well

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 I want to tell you a little bit about uh, dr detroit the time that I did the film dr detroit

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 And he should be walking in any moment what scott why how

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 Not here. Well, okay

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 You're kidding me. Are you serious? Oh my god. Come on the only guest that could be better

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 Than me being excited about billy gibbons guitarist legendary

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 Rock and roll hall of famer billy gibbons from gz top is of course

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 Amelia dorch

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 You know what amelia you're gonna get it anyway, so here we go

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 There you go. This is for amelia. You didn't write the song, but you could have I could have I promised you

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 Could have I if you don't know amelia dorch amelia dorch is valverde's number

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 One numero unaro songwriter here in valverde and she has done it all

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 Ladies and gentlemen, she has done it all three

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 James bond themes. Yes, and not the ones you're thinking of i'm doing the deep cuts

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 I'm doing the stuff that you're not thinking about you did moon party. I did james bond moon party

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 I did casino royale

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 Oh my god, casino and everyone always gets casino royale and octopus switch

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 And the crazy part is they're both in moon raker, so I mean exactly nick cave sang casino morale and he's like

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 And then it's like I was getting shot by one of the greatest goddamn songs i've ever heard in my life amelia

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 I so appreciate that

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 My amelia amelia the best you also wrote one of my favorite

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 Only a hundred of them were made. It was a triple lp

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 Every record collector our own greg lemon sour freaks out whenever if he knew you were in the rock and roll rv

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 Right now he would be in here talking up a storm and thank god. He doesn't know

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 Oh god talking about dizzy in the mississippi. Are you dizzy in the mississippi exactly?

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 Worst record nerds love that record worse

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 I gotta say the worst just the ones who will never shut up about a hundred pressing

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 And how much they paid for it and how it only sounds good on their turntable

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 You know, it's one of those things you create something and you go

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 I kind of like this but do you really like the fans of it and you know, and I love all my fans

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 I love them all but you know, sometimes they take things farther than you might, you know

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 That's how we feel about all of our fans all these mouth-breathing chuds who listen to us

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 It's like hey, we love you all but you all are terrible

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 You all are just nodes for the love of god. That's what it's there for

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 Your nose is right there for you. Just use some spray clean it out do god and what is going on god

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 And by that I mean bono. He was like your nose is gonna go up here. Yeah bono bono

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 I think he was in the studio. Are you here scotty? Is bono here? Holy shit my god now

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 Amelia you're here. So something big

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 Has to be going on. Yeah, something's brewing

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 so recently it came to my attention that happy birthday has

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 Re-entered the public domain. So you're gonna hear that in movies and tv and things like that

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 And it bums me out because as a musician, you know, I wish that weren't in the public domain

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 I want someone to be making money off of it

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 I don't want there to just hit true a time limit and then nobody gets to see the fruits of their labor

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 So yeah, i've been trying to pass around my version of happy birthday

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 But i'm really trying to get it started because I think I think we need a new happy birthday

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 I think stevie wonder tried

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 And failed failed big time though you fuck I know you're listening right now

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 Mr wonder and I got to say to you right here first

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 I do have to say 614 on 108.9 the hunk and second I have to say you fucking failed stevie wonder

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 You blew it

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 Happy birthday to you. What is that? It doesn't even make sense

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 So i'm trying to to make my own version. I I wanna I wanna keep that

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 You know your family singing around the dinner table to you. Oh god

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 Like a like a courier in ives print. Yes. Oh my gosh. Oh, so what are we norman rockwell painting? Oh

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 True america, that's all gotta get down to america thomas kinkade could paint this the painter of light could take

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 Birthday does anybody know that he is the painter of light

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 I think that's incredible and I would be honored for him to paint my happy birthday if I could just kind of get

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 It off the ground. He's dead. He's dead though. I wish he could I would but he does have his

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 Light painters now that they can they can do it

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 It stands to say I would be even more honored if he painted it now considering

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 If a dead painter painted your song, I mean, that's like the biggest

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 If he just time splurped right in front of you and he's like, hey, it's me

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 I'd be honored tommy kinkade and i'm gonna paint that your new one. Happy birthday sounds like an amazing quantum leap episode

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 By the way, oh boy. Oh boy

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 Boy, so what do you think and have you already structured this happy birthday? Oh, i've written it. Um, I mean

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 Does one of you have a birthday coming up? I don't want to well it was jeff's last week and I forgot it

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 So, uh kind of well like a dick. Yeah birthday three weeks ago

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 So I didn't forget that one you didn't okay

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 It was a hell of a party and scotty our our producer scotty leaf right there behind the glass his birthday's tomorrow

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 Oh my god, are you serious? Because I can't as a rule i'm not gonna do belated. I don't think

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 It doesn't exist when you say happy belated birthday to somebody that is happy. I forgot

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 It's really drawing a tent. You're really telling on yourself there in a it's like you're texting. I'm not really your friend

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 I don't know if I like you. Yeah, but just in case you get a show down the road and I want to staff on it

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 I'm gonna say

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 Happy belated birthday happy belated baby. Take my packet down the line hbb, baby

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 Hbb just like elvis presley used to say okay. So this song happy birthday our own amelia

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 The queen amelia of velverde the number one songwriter in the greater velverde area has a brand new

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 Happy birthday coming out. We're gonna hear it. I hope I hope we're good

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 We're definitely gonna talk more about it here in a second. But my god, ladies and gentlemen, we gotta go to charabdick

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 108.9 the hawk traffic with art spart and I want you back

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 How many times can I say i'm sorry? Well, you know

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 You can run and you can hide but i'm not leaving unless I do your traffic again

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 Now people of velverde, i'm sorry. I know you rely on old art spart to deliver one thing to you on 108.9 the hawk

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 Traffic and in real life well monster hunting

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 But what you didn't ask for valverde was for me to have a wildly popular twitch stream where I mostly played

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 Crazy taxi for the sega dreamcast or legend of zelda ocarina of time for the game cube

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 And to not give you the traffic report, you know when I started it as a lark

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 I saw a reddit thread about how people loved retro gaming and I thought well

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 I never throw anything out. You never know what will help you in traffic reporting and monster hunting

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 Maybe a werewolf can be killed with a dream cast silver or not

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 So I started gaming my little nephew clark spart jr

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 Told me I should go online with it and well one thing led to another and I became the number one

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 Retro twitch stream in the united states second in the world the money started rolling in

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 people loved watching me mumble my way through being stuck in the deku tree or just running over people with my

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 Taxi aimlessly to the dulcet tombs of the offspring and quite frankly

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 I hated it. I lost the joy I used to get out of the games as the money rolled in

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 I hated that I lost the people of valverde a little known fact

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 The most popular game system ever in valverde was the atari lynx. That's right

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 A short-lived portable game system that almost nobody had if there is one thing valverdeans are known for it's sticking to their bad

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 So nobody watched it in valverde

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 Do you know how much of that hurts to realize what a big cheese you are in the world and in your hometown?

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 Nothing nada zilch zip zero except for the anger that I was shirking my traffic responsibilities

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 Not to mention all the deaths I caused by not reporting the traffic it was a lot

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 So I went into online rehab a little rehab that is in uh charlesburg for online personalities

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 Influencers and people who talk into little fuzzy microphones at other people with fuzzy little microphones and after 30 days

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 Well, I think I am done with twitch gaming. I didn't realize it would get so dark

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 You'll all have to wait to hear all the stories in my tell-all autobiography

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 art spart

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 Diary of a madman but until then or until I relapse and start playing basket brawl or batman returns on the links

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 So I can get you all back

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 I can feel the pull already

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 But until then traffic is moving clear on hog street watch out for a backup on lane stately lane because a truck

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 Full of pet marmots has toppled over and are now devouring all the cars in front of them

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 And of course metallica is getting ready to head on out to the sphere in las vegas

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 So watch out for mount headfield stomping down the street two rehearsals and that's been traffic from the birch funeral flowers

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 Traffic desk i'm art spart with

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 Funeral flowers with birds

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 Oh my god good to have actual traffic back. It's good to have them back. It is good to have that back

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 Hey more with amelia dutch. We're gonna hear her happy birthday soon. But uh

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 I mean, we already have the song in the system. It's cctop on the hook. This is farmer dan

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 Today I just wanted to let you know that shetland creameries is not the same as shetland farms

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 The farm that everyone's been talking about in the news with the lettuce that makes your belly go

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 Or oops. I just did that

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 If you ate their lettuce, but not ours because we do not grow lettuce

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 We are a creamery shetland creameries for over 40 years

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 We've been giving you the best in colby monterey jack

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 Howda and more and none of it has bled you to death as far as I know

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 at shetland creameries

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 Hello, this is jeff the anger man garlock with an official 108.9 the hawk psa

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 People of alverde. You gotta stay dumb the other day

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 I was driving around my nephew and he goes to me. Hey uncle angry man

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 Who was thomas jefferson's vice president now? I'm not gonna lie to you. I have no idea

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 Realized there was some guy named erin burr not know why I knew his name and all of a sudden

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 I'm down a rabbit hole and i'm looking up the plot summary of hamilton

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 And then I almost got sideswiped because I was not parked far enough over on the highway

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 And all this would have been solved and I was like, hey man, I don't know go look it up in the library

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 Or be like me and say, I don't know and I am fine with that

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 And that's been a 108.9 the hawk psa 108.9 the hawk

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 We've got your ass covered

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 again

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 All of this hour has been mapped out as if billy gibbons from gz top was coming in

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 And he didn't but we got something better. We got you know, what happens when you make plans better. What's that?

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 What's that? What's that? God laughs you by that you mean bono and he's like bono laughs

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 And then dorch sings. He's a tough sell on a joke. He doesn't laugh all that much

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 Hollywood loves to bring him in for script coverage and see are you gonna make bono laugh on this one?

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 I tell you that's again what happened with that animal farm cartoon. I think bono was just like hilarious

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 Now you've written three songs with bono. Let me know your dorch. Oh, yeah

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 What was it like writing a song with god?

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 So the hours are tough

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 Because it's kind of like working with a workaholic, right? So I consider myself a hard worker, but

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 You know god has to outdo you bono has got to do you that he can stay awake forever?

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 And outwork you and so he hides behind those sunglasses

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 Yeah, he takes a little mini nap because I think he's sleeping. I think he's taking little naps

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 I think he's lying and

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 Lo and behold. Oh each and every day I get my eight hours

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 I wake up and the bridge is changed and I go bono

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 Did you change the bridge while I was sleeping and he's like no I didn't I would never do that

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 Immoral and I listened to the bridge where it once was maybe a guitar

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 Now it's a fucking drum

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 Bono I'm like it's so obvious this used to be a different instrument you idiot and he he smites me

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 I'm like, oh, I have to be smitten now. Oh god. Now. I'm sure he smites. It brings you back smites

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 You bring yeah, what's that feel like? I probably deserved it to be honest. I just I probably

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 It's just I know any working partnership can be really hard

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 He had just come off of working on um, turn off the dark that a spiderman show

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 He must have been pissed. He was pissed. He was shit talking the edge

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 Constantly, which I'm like I'm like stop working with him if you don't like him. Yeah

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 You're god you can work with anybody you can there's there is no more toxic relationship in rock and roll than bono in the edge

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 Yeah, I do they're like the real housewives of ireland. Oh, yeah. Oh jeez. Yeah, what would their tag be?

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 What would the edge's uh real housewife tag be he's like i'm trying real hard

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 But I can't get through

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 Yeah, I think probably that something like that. What about larry mullen jr?

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 Oh, he doesn't say a word. He's just like he's just like i'm out of this the theme just plays underneath

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 Ramp up the volume of the theme while he's saying really loud you just kind of hear like

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 Now speaking of themes there's no bigger theme song for our lives and the lives that we live that is happy birthday

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 And amelia dorch taking it on taking it out

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 There's other songwriters in the world like diane warren has tried to do so many god damn

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 Happy birthdays, and it ain't working diane. It's not working

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 Yeah, from the bgs every time he writes one. You're just like it just sounds like another

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 Staying alive was originally a birthday song. I knew it

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 People didn't like it for that because it was too long

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 And so they used it for disco

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 You know every time I practice cpr and I do it's a happy birthday with the beat of singing alive

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 People yell at me and they're like don't do that. You're gonna kill them

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 I've i've saved at least 54 people but they're still yelling at me and I say please stop you've crushed everything i'm breathing again

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 A lot of broken ribs a lot of broken ribs me and mitch mcconnell. I brought him back using that method

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 Wow, did you see that photo of all of us with mitch mcconnell? Oh my god

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 We were there at we went down to dc we visited him in the hospital and he's like hey

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 I look really great don't i'm like jesus christ you look really good

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 Bino stopped by and I sit down on the edge of his bed and it's just it's it's magic and i'm glad

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 People said it was ai and I was like look I wasn't there wisp wasn't there storch wasn't there

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 But I know we were there. Well, I watched his get ready with me video

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 Sexy stuff first, right? I was like i'm taking this i'm taking these free tips

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 Yeah, i'll put this in the spec bank. This is going in this firstly

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 That's the first entry and the only entry in the spank bank and then secondly i'm putting it in the skin bank, too

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 Oh god

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 When he's just trying to button up his shirt. I have a mr

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 Skin website and it's just for a bitch mcconnell. He is trying to button up that shirt and he's just like

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 Oh my god, and i'm just like well i'll be in the bathroom

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 You know what I mean? Yeah, i'll be in my office. No, no calls, please

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 Hold my calls hold my calls. Oh my god speaking of hold my calls has anyone called in scotty

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 Hey, nobody

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 Giving away those tickets for the uh, cinemadrome

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 Whenever you uh want to call in and try to win one you just

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 Call the hot ones. They're always i'll throw in 10 more tickets. That is 18 tickets

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 Not even at 20 this weekend, you know, uh amelia piano is gonna be there. He's gonna be there. Oh my god

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 Yeah, keanu reeves is it like have you ever thought about writing any songs for a dog star keanu reeves's band?

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 Dog star isn't taking public entries anymore

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 It used to be more of an open source band where everyone could contribute like a word or two to a song

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 So I slipped some stuff in there air conditioner light stuff like that

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 Those were good songs. Thank you. Thank you. I I love that song

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 I popped those words in there, but they they don't like when you try to contribute a little bit more than that

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 And then they since close their submissions which kind of they're like keep it to madly with our songs. All right

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 I asked for an adjective and I asked for a plural noun

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 Exactly

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 So this is also part partly what drove me into happy birthday because I saw this thing, you know

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 If everyone's closing doors on you

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 Look at the doors that are open already and I just saw this big door that was open with happy birthday and with

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 stevie wonder's huge, uh kind of

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 Mess up. Oh you fucked up stevie wonder just a reminder. Yeah, by the way, did you just get lightheaded?

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 I mean, I got hearing that it was I was like

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 I saw the meme of that or what it would be with yes an open door and a closed door

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 I saw it painted on a piece of driftwood and sold in the chris gaines collection in target

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 And I was like, I would kill to have chris gaines paint my happy birthday

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 The painter of sound chris gaines. Yeah painter like tommy kinkade. Yeah, chris gaines played by garth brooks

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 painter of

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 Realizing I was thinking of a different gates. No

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 This is who I was to really think you went there

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 You took it there. I meant to say chip but chris gaines

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 Because I saw the open door that was presented. You walked right through it

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 Exactly, you walked right through it just like we have to walk right through the news brought to you by food gulch

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 That's right

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 Give it up now

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 Now, uh, we're gonna do the news and whenever you want to comment or just riff

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 Maybe this comes up with some other songs

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 Well, we're gonna get back to happy birthday with amelia george, but amelia while we're talking the news here

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 Feel free to riff with us. That's what we do on morning radio

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 We just have fun and riff and it's time for the news all the news you can use

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 For the news you can lose. It's news time on 108.9. Oh my god folks

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 It is great great news time here on the whisk turlington show

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 Of course, we're talking about the salmonella outbreak at seabirds burritos has spread to 27 locations of seabird burritos

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 In the greater verde valley area, which is a shock because I usually shit my guts out anytime

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 I have one of their goal-filled burritos. That's real seabird meat down at seabirds burritos

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 My god any thoughts guys

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 I actually I like a seabirds burrito because it has the french fries

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 You know california style like california style

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 So I like that because some people want to tell you a seabirds burrito is tauts

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 I'm like no there was seabirds have to be eating fries before they're putting my burrito

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 And I like it because they'll just put a whole bag salad into it

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 Like and they don't they don't rinse it off because they know that's where the good stuff goes

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 They did it at the factory. It's in a factory california style factory. You think that factory doesn't have a sink

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 Oh, thank you grow. They at least have half a sink somewhere at least have half a sink or an eyewash station

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 At least one of those grow up. Okay

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 892 dogs found at an unlicensed verde county kennel run by exorcist actor linda blair

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 sound off

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 Open that one in la and she's like how about I do you eight times better?

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 Throw an 892 dogs. What the hell is she doing?

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 I tell you what I walk I walk into that uh kennel and my head spins around and I just start vomiting everywhere

415
00:32:15.740 --> 00:32:20.180
 Now I like some pea soup kegsans. Oh calm down

416
00:32:20.820 --> 00:32:26.380
 Now does it help a dog to get exercise like if it's a rescue dog that had a bad life

417
00:32:26.380 --> 00:32:28.820
 Did you say exercise or exorcise?

418
00:32:30.040 --> 00:32:36.140
 Well, actually both do dogs need to walk my dog. I don't know. I don't know

419
00:32:36.140 --> 00:32:43.280
 I haven't asked about my dog, but I do wonder if a dog can be exorcised to like not have its trauma

420
00:32:43.280 --> 00:32:44.140
 You know

421
00:32:44.820 --> 00:32:46.880
 If you're listening bono

422
00:32:47.420 --> 00:32:52.700
 And the dogs have souls and do dogs need to exercise. Oh, yeah that too

423
00:32:53.100 --> 00:32:58.400
 Or be exorcised. I'm just looking up because I know he's up there. I see a big guy up there

424
00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:00.440
 He's like I see you down there

425
00:33:02.200 --> 00:33:09.440
 Okay, final story final story residents of lower hog street here in valverde have declared independence from valverde this week

426
00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:16.680
 Establishing their own currency hog dollies. Oh, that's cute. They put up their own border checkpoint and military

427
00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:18.680
 question for the panel

428
00:33:19.840 --> 00:33:22.380
 Do we take military action right now?

429
00:33:23.300 --> 00:33:23.940
 Oh, yeah

430
00:33:23.940 --> 00:33:25.140
 Thank you

431
00:33:25.140 --> 00:33:30.300
 I think it's usually easier to do it sooner and to do it harder. Yeah sooner harder

432
00:33:30.300 --> 00:33:32.980
 See, here's the thing. I got all the long-range missiles

433
00:33:32.980 --> 00:33:38.220
 I need and the government's been trying to get my long-range missiles, but I need them just for this

434
00:33:38.220 --> 00:33:40.180
 I need them for this

435
00:33:40.180 --> 00:33:45.900
 Lockheed in turlington has got a back backlog of missiles. It's fantastic. Yeah

436
00:33:45.900 --> 00:33:48.680
 Okay. Hey, that's the news brought to you by food gulch

437
00:33:56.770 --> 00:33:59.550
 Now I hate that song

438
00:33:59.550 --> 00:34:06.230
 Compared to any amelia dorch song. Thank you. You're getting in the little happy birthday car

439
00:34:06.230 --> 00:34:09.290
 Yeah, you're you're riding it into the heavens. Yeah

440
00:34:09.770 --> 00:34:11.190
 How does it start

441
00:34:11.670 --> 00:34:12.810
 All right

442
00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:18.239
 Pepperoni pleasure cheese from nine to five

443
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:24.380
 Olives if i'm pressured this pizza's going live on your birthday

444
00:34:25.199 --> 00:34:26.780
 Oh, yeah

445
00:34:26.780 --> 00:34:29.060
 On your birthday

446
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:36.199
 It's your birthday. No crust or bust. It's your birthday extra sauce. You must because it's your birthday scotty

447
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:38.880
 Happy birthday scotty

448
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:44.520
 I gotta say I gotta say oh my god first off

449
00:34:44.520 --> 00:34:50.860
 Oh my god, did not expect that start keep karen carpenter in the grave bono because yeah

450
00:34:50.860 --> 00:34:57.139
 The most beautiful voice in the world of course amelia dorch. Can we get into some of my favorite lyrics here for sure?

451
00:34:57.320 --> 00:35:01.240
 I gotta say this is a this is a let's do a behind the music. Let's do yeah, absolutely

452
00:35:01.240 --> 00:35:05.380
 Vh1 style. Let's do it line by line here. What's the first line? What are we looking at here?

453
00:35:05.720 --> 00:35:07.580
 Pepperoni pleasure. Oh

454
00:35:07.580 --> 00:35:09.960
 Just exploded in my mouth. Yeah

455
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:15.260
 Pepperoni pleasure cheese from nine to five olives if i'm pressured this pizza's going live

456
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:18.540
 With the live part. Are we talking like

457
00:35:18.540 --> 00:35:23.000
 Like saturday night live. I think it's going live like it's happening

458
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:28.040
 It's going in the oven or it's about to come out of the oven like the kids say on the tiktok. Yeah

459
00:35:28.040 --> 00:35:34.020
 Yeah, exactly. That's going live. Yeah. Yeah, okay. This wasn't always how it started it had other

460
00:35:34.720 --> 00:35:36.860
 Starts, I don't know if you what is it?

461
00:35:36.860 --> 00:35:42.040
 The draft that you may have had before this one and pretend it's jeff's birthday. All right

462
00:35:42.040 --> 00:35:46.100
 Well, there were there were a couple other drafts so I could even maybe get you both but um, okay

463
00:35:46.100 --> 00:35:50.420
 This one you'll be able to tell it's kind of different. It's not

464
00:35:50.420 --> 00:35:53.320
 As uh sort of well realized I think

465
00:35:54.040 --> 00:35:57.900
 Uh, well, we'll be the judges of that. All right. All right

466
00:35:58.980 --> 00:35:59.540
 Okay

467
00:35:59.540 --> 00:36:04.080
 Stoafers one pot pizza serves 12 to 10

468
00:36:04.080 --> 00:36:09.620
 Forget going to a pizza this pizza is your friend on your birthday

469
00:36:10.820 --> 00:36:11.940
 Oh, yeah

470
00:36:11.940 --> 00:36:14.520
 On your birthday

471
00:36:14.520 --> 00:36:20.660
 It's your birthday. No cross the bus. It's your birthday extra sauce. You must cuz it's your birthday

472
00:36:20.660 --> 00:36:21.600
 jeff

473
00:36:21.600 --> 00:36:23.340
 Oh, yeah

474
00:36:23.340 --> 00:36:27.200
 God unrealize my ass. Are you kidding me?

475
00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:32.860
 I can see the trouble you went through here. Amelia, because honestly, they're both goddamn good. Now. Did you say Ibiza?

476
00:36:33.640 --> 00:36:39.940
 Yes, you did get Ibiza in there. I got my favorite country my favorite country. I love going there

477
00:36:39.940 --> 00:36:43.740
 It's a country, right? It is a country. I think you go or is it just a place where you dance?

478
00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:47.720
 Yeah, i'm sure but did you and did you say stothurst? Uh, yes

479
00:36:47.720 --> 00:36:50.740
 I was talking about stofers one pot pizzas

480
00:36:50.740 --> 00:36:54.020
 Uh, they serve about 12 to 10 people. Yeah. Yeah

481
00:36:54.020 --> 00:36:59.360
 Oh, I love that's when they were able to do stofers 12 to 10 people

482
00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:04.360
 I always loved that they went backwards on those stofers. They're like you could have a lot you could have a little whatever you'd eat there

483
00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:11.600
 It just depends on how many how many hungry slobs you've got at your backyard party now. Those pizzas were fucking huge

484
00:37:11.600 --> 00:37:15.520
 Oh, yeah, one pot. That means the only pizza made in a pot

485
00:37:15.520 --> 00:37:18.500
 It's nice that you only have one pot to clean at the end of the night

486
00:37:18.500 --> 00:37:23.160
 It is because like for working moms and stuff. It's like you don't want to make them

487
00:37:23.160 --> 00:37:28.000
 Have a bunch of cutlery and plates and pans just one pot pizza and you're done

488
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:32.520
 I remember the commercial. Yeah with the woman from darma and greg

489
00:37:32.520 --> 00:37:37.160
 Oh, yeah, she looks like taila yoni, but she's not she's not her

490
00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:44.560
 She's like taila yoni, but more scientology, right? Right, right way more and then she's like and and and

491
00:37:44.560 --> 00:37:47.740
 Let's do a little radio theater here. I will be

492
00:37:47.740 --> 00:37:55.300
 Uh darma doing the commercial for 1996 is stofers one pot pizza three two one go

493
00:37:56.640 --> 00:38:01.820
 I you're gonna be my you're gonna be the person from stofers saying you're telling me how it works. Here we go

494
00:38:01.820 --> 00:38:06.840
 I'm darma. Okay, just to let you know, you got it. I'd be greg in this you can be greg

495
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:12.100
 Yeah, okay. I'll be greg. Okay, you're stofers. Okay, so we know our parts. Yeah stofers

496
00:38:13.060 --> 00:38:14.900
 greg, yeah darma

497
00:38:17.560 --> 00:38:20.200
 1996 stofers one pot pizza

498
00:38:21.680 --> 00:38:22.160
 Go

499
00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:29.780
 I'm a working mom and i'm tired of having all of these things to put pizzas in

500
00:38:29.780 --> 00:38:31.760
 Is this your tuesday afternoon?

501
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:37.080
 Then you might want to try stofers one pot pizzas

502
00:38:37.080 --> 00:38:42.160
 Wait, what do you mean one pot the whole thing smushes into one pot

503
00:38:42.160 --> 00:38:46.580
 Right before your eyes just thaw it for four hours stick it in the pot and boom

504
00:38:46.580 --> 00:38:50.200
 It's cooked ready to serve 12 to 10 people 12 to 10

505
00:38:50.200 --> 00:38:55.140
 What happens when two people vanish? Oh if two people vanish, don't worry

506
00:38:55.140 --> 00:39:01.020
 That means two more servings are available for those 10 people that are there greg

507
00:39:01.020 --> 00:39:04.440
 No pizza for you darma i'm a lawyer

508
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:09.680
 And I have 12 to 10 people coming over for a very serious thing

509
00:39:09.680 --> 00:39:13.620
 Stop meditating and make me a pizza in a pot good thing

510
00:39:13.620 --> 00:39:19.180
 I've got the biggest pot on the block stofers one pot pizza saving the day once again

511
00:39:19.180 --> 00:39:25.100
 Oh my god, I can't tell you how many and then they had to stop stop making them because this is bestest

512
00:39:26.180 --> 00:39:29.700
 Now I do have to ask this is these are amazing drafts

513
00:39:29.700 --> 00:39:33.260
 And I know there's a third one and I want to hear this third one sure we are. Yeah

514
00:39:33.260 --> 00:39:35.320
 And if i'm stepping on toes

515
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:38.980
 Just let me know no problem. I can wait. Wait, you should have said

516
00:39:38.980 --> 00:39:40.900
 If i'm stepping on toes

517
00:39:42.240 --> 00:39:43.200
 let me

518
00:39:43.200 --> 00:39:43.980
 nose

519
00:39:44.660 --> 00:39:46.180
 You're right. Hmm

520
00:39:46.180 --> 00:39:50.840
 If we could beep beep back up back up if i'm stepping on toes, let me nose, okay

521
00:39:52.160 --> 00:39:56.260
 What if you don't like pizza in this new version of

522
00:39:56.260 --> 00:39:59.480
 I think it's sort of that's an interesting question

523
00:39:59.480 --> 00:40:05.300
 I think it's sort of the idea of pizza is sort of like the idea of pizza to me says party

524
00:40:05.300 --> 00:40:11.600
 It's a celebrate. No one's eating pizza at a non-celebratory event. You're not eating pizza

525
00:40:12.180 --> 00:40:15.620
 At a board meeting you're not eating pizza during a breakup

526
00:40:15.620 --> 00:40:18.260
 You're eating pizza to celebrate your loved ones

527
00:40:18.260 --> 00:40:23.440
 So to me if pizza is something else to you if it's a calzone if it's a stromboli or something

528
00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:25.180
 That's totally fine

529
00:40:25.180 --> 00:40:30.380
 Uh, I I would ask to not alter the lyrics and not kind of try to do something where I don't get the credit

530
00:40:30.380 --> 00:40:34.620
 By you sticking in no, no, no, you're the artist you went too far jeff

531
00:40:34.620 --> 00:40:39.320
 I've I did I I I stepped on toes. I'm sorry amelia

532
00:40:39.320 --> 00:40:46.220
 On behalf of the wisp turlington show and 108.9 the hawk. I would like to apologize for this slob co-host

533
00:40:46.220 --> 00:40:47.440
 It's totally okay

534
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:51.380
 It's like you got it if i'm bringing this thing in the world or i'm trying to i'm sure there's gonna be a lot

535
00:40:51.380 --> 00:40:57.320
 Of people trying to ask me about changing stuff. You are the artist like I didn't mean to pull a dog star

536
00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:03.960
 I know you I'm not looking to mad lib you with this song and I appreciate that pizza with maybe like I don't know

537
00:41:03.960 --> 00:41:04.520
 Uh

538
00:41:05.340 --> 00:41:06.920
 Spaghetti like that

539
00:41:08.600 --> 00:41:12.300
 I'm not the writer here digging a hole

540
00:41:12.300 --> 00:41:16.880
 Okay, I gotta tell you we're gonna hear more about this happy birthday stuff coming up in the other variation

541
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:22.780
 But I do have to tell you join our own art spartan mickey mac mac at the grand opening of tuesday's lawn

542
00:41:22.780 --> 00:41:30.900
 Valverde's only leonard scannard themed landscaping company mickey will have hairhouse koozies if you're okay with getting close to him

543
00:41:30.900 --> 00:41:32.680
 seven to two

544
00:41:32.680 --> 00:41:37.560
 Jesus that starts at 7 pm goes to 2 am

545
00:41:37.560 --> 00:41:44.120
 This saturday at tuesday's lawn more with amelia dorch, but right now

546
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:51.060
 I'm feeling a little radioactive. It's the firm on 108.9 the hawk

547
00:41:51.060 --> 00:41:53.600
 One of the greatest classic rock songs of all time ever

548
00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:59.200
 I guess I eat at charney's because I always have and i'm always wondering

549
00:41:59.200 --> 00:42:04.680
 What that next buffet will look like will it be overflowing with mini hot dogs?

550
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:09.760
 Will it be way too much chili that they point at me and say don't get any of that. It's too hot

551
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:15.620
 That's the excitement at charney's charney's always gives me the peace of mind that i'm going to be able to bring my family

552
00:42:15.620 --> 00:42:21.580
 In and everybody's going to be able to find something that they want to eat and it's a it's honestly a party

553
00:42:21.580 --> 00:42:27.100
 It is a party every time I bring the family out to charney's and I got mugged at charney's

554
00:42:27.100 --> 00:42:28.380
 But I still eat there

555
00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:32.580
 I mugged the guy at charney's bought my meal afterwards hasn't stopped me from mugging anyone

556
00:42:32.580 --> 00:42:36.170
 But it was really kind and that's just the kind of kindness you're gonna you're gonna get at charney's

557
00:42:40.260 --> 00:42:47.670
 We play so much molly crew your mom caught hepatitis b 108.9 the hawk

558
00:42:48.420 --> 00:42:50.730
 You asked for it. You got it

559
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:53.740
 the 78 minute version

560
00:42:54.700 --> 00:42:57.820
 Of november rain right here in august

561
00:42:58.720 --> 00:42:59.680
 by request

562
00:42:59.680 --> 00:43:03.780
 The amount of jumping into cakes and the 78 is right

563
00:43:04.300 --> 00:43:09.600
 Insane might as well just make that use your illusion three right guys. Oh my god

564
00:43:09.600 --> 00:43:15.680
 Anyway, g and r g and r uh here on 108.9 the hawk. They are playing the verde dome this weekend

565
00:43:15.680 --> 00:43:20.160
 so anytime you hear the current axle voice sounder of

566
00:43:20.160 --> 00:43:26.260
 Yeah, give us a ring and that's him singing locomotive that is the guns and roses

567
00:43:27.300 --> 00:43:30.020
 Locomotive whenever you hear that be caller 17

568
00:43:30.020 --> 00:43:36.400
 You're gonna get tickets and vip passes to hang out with guns and maybe everyone should in guns and roses to tune down

569
00:43:36.400 --> 00:43:40.060
 A key like just a step just let me like i'm not i'm just i'm just saying

570
00:43:40.060 --> 00:43:45.140
 You know axel look out for your voice. You're not reaching down to the paper town city with a girl

571
00:43:45.140 --> 00:43:48.240
 Now speaking of that it could be nick cave singing. Oh my god

572
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:55.880
 Was that uh nick cave doing what was it pussy royale was that the name of the casino royale

573
00:43:56.820 --> 00:44:00.300
 It's a different movie. I was thinking about no no pussy royale is different

574
00:44:00.300 --> 00:44:00.960
 They're very different

575
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:05.560
 But hey very different someone who's the same and wonderful every time she's here in the rock and roll rv

576
00:44:05.560 --> 00:44:10.180
 We're talking about amelia dorch since we just had uh

577
00:44:10.180 --> 00:44:13.660
 Guns and roses song and because they are playing the verde dome this weekend

578
00:44:13.660 --> 00:44:21.260
 Tell me about that time that you worked with axel rose for a track on use your illusion 2 of course i'm talking about

579
00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:24.340
 Get on the floor. Yeah, so

580
00:44:24.340 --> 00:44:28.140
 That was actually based on he lost an earring

581
00:44:28.780 --> 00:44:34.220
 And couldn't find it and he had to hop on the floor, which he said was peasant's work and he was like axel

582
00:44:35.160 --> 00:44:41.800
 That's pretty intense. I love how he talks like old medieval way. He's like that's peasant's work

583
00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:48.080
 Amelia and I was like axel. That's no way to behave like do I look like a papa to you?

584
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:49.280
 Amelia

585
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:53.660
 Basically, if he would have me test microphones and stuff to make sure they work

586
00:44:54.180 --> 00:44:57.800
 Explosive or poisonous or whatever and it's just it's tough working with him, you know

587
00:44:57.800 --> 00:45:00.900
 They say stars or divas and whatever and it's kind of true

588
00:45:00.900 --> 00:45:04.920
 So he drops his earring he crawls around for like two seconds looking for it

589
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:10.560
 And then he demands that the recording engineer comes and looks for it the recording engineer had a crush on him

590
00:45:10.560 --> 00:45:11.740
 Fuck my life

591
00:45:11.740 --> 00:45:17.800
 So my life he comes in and starts searching for it and being like, oh, it's such a beautiful earring axel

592
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:21.640
 It's such a shame. The floor has to use it instead of you right now

593
00:45:21.640 --> 00:45:27.220
 And axel's not taking the bait and i'm like throw this guy a fucking bone. You're already paying him fucking

594
00:45:28.090 --> 00:45:28.360
 Yeah

595
00:45:30.500 --> 00:45:36.740
 And he finds it and tries to hand it to axel, but they accidentally graze fingers

596
00:45:36.740 --> 00:45:39.280
 And then axel asks for a hand sanitizer

597
00:45:41.020 --> 00:45:41.980
 Oh axel

598
00:45:43.420 --> 00:45:46.320
 You don't this guy wasn't touching his butt

599
00:45:47.140 --> 00:45:48.740
 Exactly. He wasn't touching his butt

600
00:45:48.740 --> 00:45:50.920
 And he has a crush on you just like be for real

601
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.380
 You're not even going to come to this recording studio anymore. You said it looks like shit

602
00:45:53.380 --> 00:45:58.820
 So just like enough enough. Well now housewives situation with a real housewives kind of

603
00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:04.060
 Axel's tag would be off with her head off with her head if

604
00:46:04.580 --> 00:46:07.940
 I'd watch that one. I'd watch that real bravo real

605
00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:12.580
 Andy cohen cover that real housewives of the sunset strip

606
00:46:12.580 --> 00:46:16.600
 It's just like it's it's it's it's one one show takes place at the rainbow

607
00:46:16.600 --> 00:46:21.820
 One show takes place at the whiskey and it's all in lemmy's just in the corner playing

608
00:46:21.820 --> 00:46:26.340
 You know video poker. There you go. But hey, you know, happy birthday. Yes

609
00:46:26.340 --> 00:46:30.200
 We've heard two amazing versions and here's the thing you gave us the definitive one

610
00:46:30.200 --> 00:46:32.600
 I gave you the definitive you gave us the definitive one

611
00:46:32.600 --> 00:46:35.100
 But then you gave us one of the drafts and i'm like my god

612
00:46:35.100 --> 00:46:38.560
 It's just as good and it brings back so many memories for me

613
00:46:38.560 --> 00:46:44.760
 What what what else were you thinking when you were putting everything you have into a new happy birthday?

614
00:46:45.060 --> 00:46:51.120
 So I just wanted something that evoked the feeling around a birthday not just the literal like

615
00:46:51.120 --> 00:46:56.720
 Is your birthday or your older? But what's the feeling around it? What's the joy? What's the nostalgia? How can I bring that out?

616
00:46:56.860 --> 00:46:58.780
 And actually my third version

617
00:46:59.560 --> 00:47:04.780
 It's actually scribbled down on on a piece of paper like a receipt because I I dreamed it

618
00:47:05.100 --> 00:47:10.240
 Uh, and see some people when they hear the original they go actually I like the dream one better, but I don't know

619
00:47:10.240 --> 00:47:12.140
 Really? Oh, yeah. I don't know god

620
00:47:12.140 --> 00:47:20.180
 Well, will will you uh, can we be the judge? Of course, of course. Here we go. Here we go. Okay

621
00:47:20.180 --> 00:47:25.140
 Two for one get in line two pizzas for

622
00:47:25.140 --> 00:47:26.400
 $59.99

623
00:47:27.100 --> 00:47:30.320
 Don't be shy and get only one

624
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:34.900
 Two pizzas makes it way more fun on your birthday

625
00:47:35.100 --> 00:47:36.220
 Oh, yeah

626
00:47:36.220 --> 00:47:38.100
 On your birthday

627
00:47:38.100 --> 00:47:44.340
 It's your birthday across the bus. It's your birthday extra sauce. You must because it's your birthday

628
00:47:46.040 --> 00:47:46.720
 whiz

629
00:47:49.560 --> 00:47:51.540
 I love you know what?

630
00:47:51.980 --> 00:47:58.960
 Laminate it slab it put in the smithsonian put it on my that is gold and put it right just

631
00:47:59.220 --> 00:48:02.820
 Chisel it into his gravestone two things. I love the most here

632
00:48:02.820 --> 00:48:09.840
 I gotta tell you about this two things that I love the most amelia first crust or bust in every person

633
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:15.260
 That like I mean truly crust or bust if you got if you got no crust on your pizza

634
00:48:15.260 --> 00:48:19.800
 Get the hell out of this is my life motto now crust or bust

635
00:48:20.660 --> 00:48:27.640
 If i'm trying if I am hitchhiking on the side of 422 or hog street in valverde first off don't do that

636
00:48:27.640 --> 00:48:31.420
 Don't do that. Do not do that very ice cream man has been going up and down

637
00:48:31.420 --> 00:48:35.320
 Number two killing people ice cream man's everywhere number two

638
00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:36.880
 number two

639
00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:39.000
 Two pizzas for 59.99

640
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:44.640
 Where is this deal? Where is this guy? I know I know this was the old days

641
00:48:44.640 --> 00:48:50.460
 You could get two pieces for 59.99. I wrote this. I wrote this a couple years ago

642
00:48:50.460 --> 00:48:52.200
 In this economy

643
00:48:52.780 --> 00:48:57.680
 My god, you could feed talk about affordability right there. I mean jeez

644
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:06.260
 I wish I wish I wish now, of course, you know, you've got your definitive version, but I I mean

645
00:49:07.080 --> 00:49:10.480
 Why stop there stop it why stop

646
00:49:11.120 --> 00:49:16.040
 What do you mean? You think I should have what one per household or I think that, you know

647
00:49:16.040 --> 00:49:21.940
 There there are those people. I don't know if you've seen them on the internet on the youtubes where they will personalize

648
00:49:22.840 --> 00:49:27.180
 Birthday greetings. Yeah for you. Well, but your family gets them

649
00:49:27.180 --> 00:49:27.740
 You don't know

650
00:49:27.740 --> 00:49:33.580
 I mean, i'm sure there's people ordering them for themselves and that is one of the saddest things i've ever heard horrible tragic

651
00:49:33.580 --> 00:49:40.220
 No crester buss there no crester buss there table for one, please and my name is kelsey grammer

652
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:46.100
 I'm sorry. Kelsey is one of my good best friends in the entire world. Oh, that's awesome

653
00:49:46.100 --> 00:49:50.740
 I mean I went on cameo once and I asked michael bean from tombstone and uh

654
00:49:50.740 --> 00:49:54.840
 Terminator to sing me happy birthday and I don't think that was sad at all

655
00:49:54.840 --> 00:49:58.600
 It was it was more sad how he refused to sing and he kept telling me no

656
00:49:59.240 --> 00:50:04.340
 Chris katan did a cameo for me once somebody got that for me for uh completing the show

657
00:50:04.780 --> 00:50:07.080
 And uh, that was for your birthday three weeks ago

658
00:50:07.080 --> 00:50:13.060
 And he sang the stevie wonder version and I turned it off in the middle. He did do it as mango

659
00:50:13.060 --> 00:50:19.780
 He did it as mango. That's nice. He was up and perched in but the one thing I did notice in all of these versions

660
00:50:19.780 --> 00:50:27.840
 What's the one thing you did notice in all of these versions jeff? No pizza. No evoking of joy. No great deals

661
00:50:27.840 --> 00:50:32.940
 To be honest, these cameos cost a lot more than 59.99. They were not two four

662
00:50:32.940 --> 00:50:39.280
 Have you thought about partnering with I don't know like a pizza emporium here in valverde. Oh my god

663
00:50:39.280 --> 00:50:44.100
 That's big brain stuff. I have not thought about that. Well, that's what they say. That's what the doctor said

664
00:50:44.100 --> 00:50:45.900
 It's inflamed and too big

665
00:50:45.900 --> 00:50:49.760
 I've not thought about that because I think I thought like

666
00:50:49.780 --> 00:50:53.200
 Yes, the song has pizza in it, but it's mostly happy birthday

667
00:50:53.200 --> 00:50:56.720
 So it didn't occur to me that any pizza restaurant might want to collaborate

668
00:50:56.720 --> 00:51:01.440
 I mean, I maybe if I I juiced up the lyrics to be a little more. I don't think a little more pizza

669
00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:07.120
 Yeah, a little more pizza in this happy birthday song. Maybe I don't think it's possible to juice that up anymore

670
00:51:07.120 --> 00:51:12.320
 Because you got crest for bust in every one of them. That's their best is gonna kill it man. Yeah, you think

671
00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:19.000
 If you add more lyrics that's like looking at an open door and then closing it

672
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:25.940
 Oh here we go. I took it flipped it around and now it's just on the side. I'm crying again over here

673
00:51:25.940 --> 00:51:27.540
 Oh my god

674
00:51:27.540 --> 00:51:34.040
 I don't care how you do it. Amelia. It's just that you keep doing it. Thank you

675
00:51:34.040 --> 00:51:36.300
 I appreciate that. I'm gonna keep tweaking this

676
00:51:36.300 --> 00:51:41.800
 I'm gonna keep singing it at any family members birthday parties encourage you guys to do the same just get it out there

677
00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:47.260
 Oh, we will I mean the only thing we request from you was the only thing never stop

678
00:51:47.900 --> 00:51:52.800
 Could you I now this is just off the top of my head amelia dorch

679
00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:59.720
 Just in my over inflamed brain that I do need to get leaked out

680
00:51:59.720 --> 00:52:06.080
 Going after this shift going after the show down to dr. Jimmy's he's gonna poke a hole in my neck and let it all

681
00:52:06.080 --> 00:52:07.100
 run out

682
00:52:07.100 --> 00:52:08.520
 Could you

683
00:52:09.540 --> 00:52:10.740
 Never stop

684
00:52:11.260 --> 00:52:12.760
 That's that's a good point

685
00:52:13.420 --> 00:52:15.140
 You got it guys

686
00:52:15.140 --> 00:52:16.480
 You got it

687
00:52:16.480 --> 00:52:23.220
 I do have to tell you there is a very angry stevie wonder in the green room. So maybe take that door

688
00:52:23.220 --> 00:52:28.880
 I'm gonna take the tunnel. You know what I say crust or bust. You know what I'm saying?

689
00:52:29.700 --> 00:52:30.980
 If you know what I mean

690
00:52:32.620 --> 00:52:36.340
 Oh, he just knocked over. Okay. I gotta go. I gotta go through the tunnel

691
00:52:36.340 --> 00:52:42.200
 Shit, uh, he's about to go crazy on you. I think at the end of the day

692
00:52:42.940 --> 00:52:48.880
 Avelia dorch. Wow, that's so good. That's so good stevie. You're not getting on the air with that type of attitude

693
00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:51.240
 That's just rude. That's just rude

694
00:52:51.240 --> 00:52:55.780
 But we'll see you in the seven o'clock hour. Oh my god so much more coming up

695
00:52:55.780 --> 00:53:03.200
 I gotta tell you i've moderated a showing of all the okay go music videos at green valley technical university last night

696
00:53:03.200 --> 00:53:04.940
 And I liked them better

697
00:53:04.940 --> 00:53:10.080
 When they didn't do music videos, that's what I read. That's what I realized

698
00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:15.160
 I like them so much more, but i'll tell you one band. They're not gonna be as good as

699
00:53:16.200 --> 00:53:19.300
 Motherfuckers, it's heart. I want to wait for you nine

700
00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:23.320
 All right rake up

701
00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:30.080
 Welcome back to the hot you are the series seven premiere. I'm so honored. I hope that was

702
00:53:30.940 --> 00:53:37.440
 Oh my god, I cannot fucking believe I first off so hard to keep it together during

703
00:53:40.460 --> 00:53:47.920
 I I we never have I loved that it genre hopped every single one like it would jump to a hip-hop or edm

704
00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:48.840
 style song

705
00:53:49.940 --> 00:53:51.980
 Have you gone about a bit about?

706
00:53:53.340 --> 00:53:58.600
 And everyone were like jesus christ, she's got three good ones. What is she gonna do with all this?

707
00:53:59.040 --> 00:54:04.980
 The stover's reference all makes me think of like are you familiar with you're familiar with the mandala effect?

708
00:54:04.980 --> 00:54:11.560
 Yes, but there are people that like think that nelson mandela died in jail, but okay the

709
00:54:11.560 --> 00:54:14.380
 Bears effect, right? Right, right

710
00:54:14.380 --> 00:54:16.320
 stover's stovetop

711
00:54:16.900 --> 00:54:18.220
 Is one of them

712
00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:22.680
 That people remember that stovetop was made by stovers

713
00:54:23.820 --> 00:54:26.140
 And it wasn't wait what?

714
00:54:27.700 --> 00:54:33.760
 And I remember stover's stovetop as a child so somewhere in here we all jumped a timeline

715
00:54:34.260 --> 00:54:40.420
 It's like craft. It's craft. It's craft. It was never stover's stover's makes all of like the uh,

716
00:54:40.420 --> 00:54:43.800
 The frozen like the frozen mac and cheese, which is amazing

717
00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:46.800
 By the way, it's really good. Yes. Okay

718
00:54:47.720 --> 00:54:48.200
 Stovetop

719
00:54:48.200 --> 00:54:51.060
 Sounds like one pot kind. Yeah. Yes

720
00:54:51.060 --> 00:54:54.300
 So when you say these are the moments when it's like popped out for me

721
00:54:54.300 --> 00:54:57.640
 These are moments when it's like the matrix is real and it's so boring

722
00:54:57.640 --> 00:55:01.940
 Well, can I say it is the most boring version of it as you guys were doing your intro

723
00:55:01.940 --> 00:55:05.500
 I was like writing little songs and my I wasn't gonna do pizza for all of it

724
00:55:05.500 --> 00:55:09.980
 But the second song my first line I shit you not I said was sodas are for dads

725
00:55:09.980 --> 00:55:13.660
 As you were drinking your soda and you said soda dads and I was like

726
00:55:13.660 --> 00:55:14.360
 What?

727
00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:19.460
 And so I was like, well, I don't I don't know what the lore is behind those. I'll just make it all about pizza

728
00:55:19.460 --> 00:55:23.640
 Yeah, oh my god soda dad's a weird complicated lore that we do

729
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:28.700
 Soda dad is a real soda that appeared in the hawk

730
00:55:28.700 --> 00:55:32.120
 But the thing about it is when you crack one open two more appear

731
00:55:32.860 --> 00:55:37.080
 So it's like a triple or replicating all around you. It's like a shitty

732
00:55:41.040 --> 00:55:44.240
 There's no michael keaton showing up for us. So yeah

733
00:55:44.240 --> 00:55:45.120
 Yeah

734
00:55:45.120 --> 00:55:53.040
 rica you've got so much going on like what are we in like season 80 of smarty pants now on dropout or

735
00:55:53.040 --> 00:55:53.720
 season

736
00:55:53.720 --> 00:55:56.500
 Oh my god three three. I think we're all

737
00:55:56.500 --> 00:56:02.680
 Last yeah, it always feels like season 80 because there's so many presentations, but it's so fun. Oh, it's so fun

738
00:56:02.680 --> 00:56:08.080
 It's so fun to watch and um, uh christin did one it was so much fun

739
00:56:08.080 --> 00:56:12.820
 And I know she had such a blast doing it, but it's it's such a smart

740
00:56:12.820 --> 00:56:16.060
 Show it's in in legitimately funny

741
00:56:16.060 --> 00:56:22.340
 like these these these power points that people put together and their topics and

742
00:56:22.340 --> 00:56:28.820
 It's it's so it's so good and then you've got your and it correct me if i'm wrong, but you're working on a movie

743
00:56:28.820 --> 00:56:34.060
 Are you editing it? I shot a movie. I wrote a movie and I shot it last fall and now we're in post-production

744
00:56:34.060 --> 00:56:39.880
 We just started entering film festivals. Oh my gosh, if you want more info on it, it's at rica movie.com

745
00:56:40.500 --> 00:56:43.420
 Is this just us chatting or is this plug? This is an interview

746
00:56:47.100 --> 00:56:51.700
 You could have permission to kill me if I was just talking to you like that

747
00:56:52.250 --> 00:56:55.240
 Hey guys, if you're interested in learning more, uh, you can go to rica

748
00:56:55.940 --> 00:56:58.920
 I will write this down rica. I will write it down

749
00:56:59.680 --> 00:57:03.780
 I am silently judging rica right now

750
00:57:04.560 --> 00:57:11.700
 We'll get off this is like can you believe that rica? Yeah, she's just plugging shit. Yeah, i'm at rica underscore s on instagram

751
00:57:12.560 --> 00:57:16.680
 Stop fucking recording like five minutes. Christ rica

752
00:57:16.680 --> 00:57:21.360
 No, that's so cool. That's so that's so huge. Yeah, it fucking rocked

753
00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:26.220
 We should all get to make a movie but instead it might look like no one on earth is allowed to make a movie

754
00:57:26.220 --> 00:57:32.020
 So yeah, we'll see how that shakes out. Well, I think it's like it's so much is shifting back to indy

755
00:57:32.020 --> 00:57:34.560
 you know, but like it's such a weird time for

756
00:57:35.380 --> 00:57:39.080
 For hollywood right now and everybody says that hollywood is cyclical and i'm like

757
00:57:39.080 --> 00:57:45.640
 Well, I don't think hollywood had to deal with fucking venture capitalists coming in and sucking the life out of creativity

758
00:57:45.640 --> 00:57:52.440
 Yes, I like the last two with just yesterday was all i'd said was brooklyn vegan revolver ap

759
00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:57.280
 Yeah, all got gutted. Yeah, because they were purchased by veeps

760
00:57:57.280 --> 00:58:03.500
 Which is a company called veeps that part which is owned by good charlotte owned by the guys in good charlotte

761
00:58:03.500 --> 00:58:09.860
 Yeah, literally just like one fired everyone like just like there's no writers at brooklyn vegan anymore. Yeah, which

762
00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:15.620
 I used to like that's what I relied on for I used to work for revolver and i'm not sure

763
00:58:15.640 --> 00:58:22.620
 What anyone is doing there and I probably should check in but critique universe is like, oh my god

764
00:58:22.620 --> 00:58:25.140
 It's just like not existed any like

765
00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:32.800
 All media literacy is so bad and like any any sort of film criticism music criticism music journalism film journalism

766
00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:37.520
 It's so hard to find anything reliable. I'm a huge food person even finding like restaurant journalism

767
00:58:37.520 --> 00:58:42.680
 That's not just like a paid ad or yes collab between people. I like yeah combined with also

768
00:58:42.680 --> 00:58:48.540
 Like something I started writing yesterday for my sub stack people. Hey check out garlachsubstack.com. Is that what it is?

769
00:58:48.620 --> 00:58:54.140
 I don't know but an interview but but something like that. It's like combined with also like everyone

770
00:58:54.140 --> 00:58:58.860
 Who thinks they're pauline kale talking about movies or anything?

771
00:58:59.680 --> 00:59:03.380
 Are it's just like the hardest take on the dumbest take

772
00:59:03.380 --> 00:59:09.320
 I was gonna say like having a hard opinion does not mean you're correct, but it does get you a lot of attention

773
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:12.340
 that's the thing like and I'm at the point where like

774
00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:20.060
 I'm one don't believe anyone's opinion. I am if it's online if i'm talking not even you i'm talking to jason like yeah

775
00:59:20.060 --> 00:59:25.740
 And i'm leaving jason sometimes I don't trust but yeah and like and that but like you're doing this to get people to

776
00:59:25.740 --> 00:59:29.480
 Pay attention and it's also usually over the most basic

777
00:59:30.180 --> 00:59:35.800
 Idea like yeah, and it's making me which I think is a good thing and I think for all of us here like question

778
00:59:35.800 --> 00:59:39.600
 Do I even care enough about this specific opinion? Like right?

779
00:59:39.600 --> 00:59:43.080
 And maybe I can move on to the next one like like you know

780
00:59:43.080 --> 00:59:45.580
 And i'm someone who I have a letter box

781
00:59:45.580 --> 00:59:50.100
 I follow like five people and like two people follow me. I'm like, this is my last pure

782
00:59:50.100 --> 00:59:56.840
 Like god zone of like i'm reading my friend's opinions that are as unfettered as i'm going to find

783
00:59:56.840 --> 01:00:00.700
 And then i'm putting my own opinion and then we live in a circle and that's it

784
01:00:00.700 --> 01:00:03.300
 Letter box. I stopped doing stars

785
01:00:03.300 --> 01:00:08.020
 Yeah, because I was just like I don't like like I realized like I don't trust i'll look back and i'll be like

786
01:00:08.020 --> 01:00:11.160
 That sucks like I picked the wrong one and on this

787
01:00:11.160 --> 01:00:15.080
 I talk about all the time with jason like we did a whole episode on fleetwood mac once

788
01:00:15.080 --> 01:00:17.600
 And at the time I didn't care about fleetwood mac

789
01:00:17.600 --> 01:00:22.220
 I was like shitting on certain albums and now as jason knows it now

790
01:00:22.220 --> 01:00:28.100
 It should be fleetwood it should be mac revisited. We should revisit because like I think I was like tusk shouldn't exist

791
01:00:28.100 --> 01:00:32.560
 And now I own a tusk t-shirt now you would slit someone's throat for tusk

792
01:00:32.560 --> 01:00:34.880
 Yeah, I never stopped talking about fleetwood mac

793
01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:41.380
 But because like i'm an adult and realize that like yes opinions change and like i'm an idiot, too

794
01:00:41.380 --> 01:00:45.100
 Like it's like and it's like now that's normal

795
01:00:45.100 --> 01:00:50.820
 But now like the opinions that happen in the first week of something matter so much

796
01:00:50.820 --> 01:00:55.520
 Yeah, so like legitimate movies will boast a letter box score, which i'm like, huh?

797
01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:57.320
 Who cares or or?

798
01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:02.220
 You know streamers are like these are our first week metrics. I'm like, right I

799
01:01:02.220 --> 01:01:05.400
 Sometimes don't even get served stuff. I've already started watching

800
01:01:05.400 --> 01:01:07.260
 What do you mean this is the first week's metrics?

801
01:01:07.260 --> 01:01:10.200
 Like you're deciding to renew a show based on this

802
01:01:10.200 --> 01:01:12.660
 It's weirdly one of the reasons for our social media

803
01:01:12.660 --> 01:01:17.430
 I like try to fuck with it and put like titles for our oh, yeah that are like

804
01:01:17.780 --> 01:01:22.460
 Jason and jeff hate each other. Like yeah, you're not gonna believe this pantera take

805
01:01:22.460 --> 01:01:25.760
 Yeah, just because because we're a parody

806
01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:30.200
 Yes comedy show. I'm like, well fuck it. I'm gonna fuck with this stuff, too

807
01:01:31.060 --> 01:01:33.280
 But you know what at the end of the day guys

808
01:01:33.280 --> 01:01:38.320
 We're making art. Yeah, we're trying we're making art. You made a movie

809
01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:46.400
 We are back with series seven of our ridiculous podcasts. It's true and we're just doing it

810
01:01:46.860 --> 01:01:49.320
 And rica, thank you. You're one of our favorite guests

811
01:01:50.460 --> 01:01:54.900
 You are truly you're in the hawk world like you're one of our more recurring

812
01:01:54.900 --> 01:01:56.800
 Do you call it like a hawk of fame or something?

813
01:01:57.360 --> 01:01:59.540
 Oh shit, it is now we do now

814
01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:04.380
 You're a hundred percent in our hawk of fame. You're in the hawk of fame

815
01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:09.280
 Um, and we can't wait until we get another recording with you sometime soon

816
01:02:09.280 --> 01:02:12.800
 Maybe we get more songs from amelia. Can you believe it?

817
01:02:13.340 --> 01:02:15.760
 Can you believe I can probably write eight more of this?

818
01:02:17.140 --> 01:02:22.800
 I just loved every single one. I love the commercial. I gotta put music behind. Uh, the stoffers one pot

819
01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:27.480
 With uh, what is that actress's name and why can't I think of it?

820
01:02:28.520 --> 01:02:31.140
 Yes, jenna elfman. Yeah, jenna elfman

821
01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:33.680
 You're not getting any pizza

822
01:02:34.340 --> 01:02:36.140
 From keeping the faith

823
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:44.740
 Movie also the angel in can't hardly wait remember she shows up while he's at the

824
01:02:44.740 --> 01:02:49.300
 Parking lot trying to like call in for some barry manilow tickets or something like that

825
01:02:50.120 --> 01:02:55.340
 Shout out to elfin sure not danny. No, shout out to danny, but we love you too danny

826
01:02:56.150 --> 01:02:58.680
 Hey, and we love you hawk listener

827
01:02:58.680 --> 01:03:04.160
 If you like what you're hearing here in series seven, tell all of your friends to listen to series seven

828
01:03:04.160 --> 01:03:07.310
 If you want to support the show you head on over to patreon.com

829
01:03:08.280 --> 01:03:12.540
 1089 the hawk bonus hawks other hawk rock talks

830
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 Hey hawk rock summer may be over but you're gonna get some more hawk rock talks coming up soon

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 We've got some amazing guests lined up for series seven and our own, uh, hawk of fame

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 Remember rica kicking things off today. Thank you for listening. Jeff. Any other final words spread the word of the hawk

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 This is our time. Okay, that's good. I do like that