Classic Rock Lyrics Or Something Kegstand Said

Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock kick off the 7 a.m. hour with The Cars, a debate over how to pronounce Ric Ocasek, and a full investigation into Val Verde’s most confusing regional candy, Candy-O’s. Some bites are chocolate. Some are gummy. Some might be Vegemite. None of them are labeled, and that is exactly how Candy Time Candies wants it.

This week’s broadcast also brings Val Verde News about Shetland Creamery’s pony getting lodged in a tractor tire, the Oddities and Curiosities Expo at the Val Verde Civic Center, 77 dogs removed from one RV behind Crafty Jack’s, Bruce Springsteen’s Land of Hope and Dreams tour, Bono’s 25 unfinished U2 songs, and Food Gulch’s eternal promise: all of the food that fell in the gulch.

Also on this week’s broadcast:
* Geoff reveals a Good Rock Fact about The Cars’ Candy-O and the unknowable contents of Candy-O’s candy.
* Dave Navarro runs the “Don’t Ask About The Jaw” booth at the Val Verde Oddities and Curiosities Expo.
* Whisp introduces a game called Real, Real, Real Classic Rock Rock Rock Lyric, Lyric, Lyric Or Something Kegstand Said
* Big Truck heads to Mike and the Mechanics while Greg Lemonsour broadcasts from the terrifyingly organized new record store, The Record Dump.

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00:00 The Cars, Candy-O, and Ric Ocasek pronunciation
01:04 Candy-O’s from Candy Time Candies
02:08 Good Rock Facts with Geoff Garlock
03:46 Val Verde News begins
03:58 Shetland Creamery’s pony and the tractor tire
05:29 Val Verde Oddities and Curiosities Expo
05:59 Dave Navarro and Don’t Ask About The Jaw
07:39 Animal Control removes 77 dogs from an RV
08:06 The return of Mr. Tuesday
09:09 Animal Control on Fox, somehow
10:04 Hawk Rock News sponsored by Food Gulch
10:20 Bruce Springsteen’s Land of Hope and Dreams tour
11:36 Concert guys who do not understand politics in rock
12:35 U2 has 25 songs in progress
13:00 The Edge’s pedal math
14:20 Food Gulch: all the food that fell in the gulch
17:03 The Band and the South not rising again
17:25 Geoff’s thoughts on The Band
18:39 Game time sponsored by Sharney’s
19:34 Classic rock lyric or something Kegstand said?
20:23 Warren Zevon vs. Kegstand
21:05 Kegstand and the claw machine
22:38 Stardust, golden, and Woodstock
24:38 Political pants at Golden Tee
26:10 Bocephus, be brave
28:23 Big Truck at Mike and the Mechanics
29:26 Greg Lemonsour at The Record Dump
30:07 Dangerous record store filing systems