Nov. 2, 2025

Will The Real Whisp Turlington Please Stand Up?

Will The Real Whisp Turlington Please Stand Up?

“I spent most of my time in the country of Kokomo, where I am now a legal resident.”

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Will The Real Whisp Turlington Please Stand Up?


The real Whisp Turlington returns from the dimension known as Kokomo — or does he?

After a long absence, Whisp reappears at 108.9 The Hawk claiming:

  • He’s been replaced by a robot version of himself, built by Keith Talons at Talon Robots.
  • He’s spent “40 years in Kokomo time” using Madonna’s sling ring to travel between Beach Boys dimensions.
  • Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock must figure out what’s real, what’s robotic, and why Mike Love keeps calling in from the Pepper Portal.
  • Plus! Steve Temple Pilots, WhispBot malfunctions, and quantum rock dolls. Sure. It all makes sense.


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