The Eagles are playing 87 shows in a row at Val Verde's Big Ball, and one lucky Hawk listener has won front row seats to every single one of them. Unfortunately, that listener is Big Scotty.

Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) returns as Geoff Garlock's longtime nemesis — a man who hates the Eagles, doesn't want the prize, is under the influence of too many magic stones and not enough lotion, and has been working with his mentor Abe on becoming a better person. Or at least a funnier one.

Also on this week's broadcast:

Traffic with Art Spart. Paul McCartney's drone-operated Wings promotion Jet has crashed into Hog Street again. Fourth time this week. Burt's Funeral Flowers has thoughts.
Big Scotty's Soapbox. Someone has announced tour dates. Big Scotty is furious. It turns out he is thinking of Styx.
Celebrity Impressions. Big Scotty wins by knowing the Cypress Creek Cutter's famous catchphrase: "Stealing's wrong."
The Vanderpump Initiative. A growing prize pot — currently $50 Jersey Mike's, $50 Amazon — redeemable only if an original cast member of Vanderpump Rules comes to The Best Show. Tuesdays, 3pm PT / 6pm ET. No new ones. Original pump only.
Doobie Brothers Blackwater Water Park. Opening weekend. The 27 deaths last season are fake news. All new season.

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0:00 Here’s What’s Happening on This Week’s Hawk
1:10 The Whisp Turlington Show Begins
2:54 87 Eagles Shows at the Big Ball
6:56 Heating Rivalry on Channel 8
9:40 Big Scotty Wins the Contest
13:32 Big Scotty Is Legally Locked In
16:46 Abe, Magic Stones, and Lotion
20:45 Art Spart Reports a Wings Jet Jet Crash
23:49 Songs Ruined by Vietnam Movies
27:08 Big Scotty Returns
28:30 “Rules Are Made to Be Broken”
29:57 The Wheelchair That Pushes Back
34:31 Big Scotty Loves a Dusk Funeral
36:40 Abe Rife, Matt Rife, and Godson Talk
41:03 Blackwater Water Park
43:42 Celebrity Impressions Goes Bad
48:56 Can Big Scotty Bring a Motorcycle?
50:48 Big Scotty’s Bruce Springsteen Rant
55:28 Tom Scharpling Interview
1:02:09 Support The Hawk