The Val Verde Zoning Crisis with Eric Cunningham

Whisp Turlington is salty. And for once, it’s not because Bastrd AI is generating “Hogan’s Heroes” deepfake erotica.

No. Today, the Val Verde City Council has declared war on Turlington Manor (the dead mall that Whisp lives in), and they’re doing it the only way Val Verde knows how:

Through zoning.

A new councilman, Edmund Sullivan (Eric Cunningham), comes into the Rock & Roll RV to explain why Whisp’s home has been rezoned into a high-density industrial zone… which means Captain D’s Pretzels can legally open inside Whisp’s bedroom.

Meanwhile:

• Whisp and Geoff debate whether “Truth Social” proves things are getting better (spoiler: bread lines are longer)
• Art Spart reveals he’s now teaching Intro to Cryptozoology at Val Verde Community College
• “Larfs and Barfs” returns to calm Whisp down (it almost works) 

Guest Starring: Eric Cunningham (Night Late, The Kids Tonight Show)

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