The Eagles At The Big Ball with Tom Scharpling

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 Here's what's happening on this week's 108.9, The Hawk.

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 87 shows in a row.

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 Jeff, the Eagles are at the big ball.

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 And you have been putting in your little slots,

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 your papers, your calls.

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 You've been hitting the website, 1089thehawk.com,

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 and you've been putting in your little, please God,

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 this is the only thing that's gonna be good

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 for me in my life, God.

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 Stop sending in them, too, by the way.

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 That's really, I mean, it makes me feel bad.

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 Your name is Big Scotty.

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 Yep.

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 What's your favorite Eagles song, Big Scotty?

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 I don't think I have one, honestly.

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 This was Paul McCartney's jet that crashed.

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 Or even more specifically,

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 Paul McCartney's drone operated wings promotion jet jet.

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 Doesn't that music just take you back?

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 It sure does.

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 To a simpler time, a time when music was great

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 and before it was ruined by being included

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 in movies and documentaries about the Vietnam War.

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 that this thing pushes back.

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 I'm gonna do it.

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 Let's put it in there.

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 I'm gonna off it to you.

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 And now, it used to be

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 Val Verde's number one morning show.

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 And we'll get there again.

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 Here's your host, Whist-Tirlington.

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 604, Val Verde.

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 108.9, the Hawk.

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 We're comin' in hot.

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 Big time. We're comin' in hot

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 this morning,

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 because of course, all weekend long,

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 we have been teasing one of the biggest things

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 to ever hit,

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 the Big Ball in Val Verde.

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 Of course, I'm talkin' about 87 shows in a row, Jeff.

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 The Eagles are at the Big Ball.

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 And you have been puttin' in your little slots,

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 your papers, your calls.

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 You've been hittin' the website,

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 108.9thehawk.com,

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 and you've been puttin' in your little, please, God,

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 this is the only thing that's gonna be good

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 for me in my life, God.

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 Stop sending in them, too, by the way.

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 That's really, I mean, it makes me feel bad,

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 because there's only really one winner

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 at the end of the day.

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 There's one winner.

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 And when you come with a little piece of paper

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 and you've written so much on that little piece of paper,

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 you chuds, I can't read this.

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 I'm sitting there, I'm going,

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 the Eagle Hotel, Calif.

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 And then half of you think we're at the Sphere,

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 and again, this is not the Sphere in Las Vegas.

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 This is better than the Sphere.

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 Oh, the Val Verde Big Ball, the VVBB.

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 The VVBB, of course, the contest

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 that everyone's jazzed for this morning,

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 the front row with the Eagles at the Big Ball Contest.

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 And of course, since we're talkin' about him,

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 you gotta hear a little bit, don't ya?

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 Oh my God, this is gonna be so much fun.

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 Now, not only are you gonna get tickets,

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 front row, to see the Eagles.

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 Also, Scotty, our producer behind the glass,

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 I was like, any way we could get Chug All Night

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 as the music, because that's my favorite Eagles song

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 from the Chug All Night.

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 Can we switch it over?

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 There we go, Chug All Night.

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 C-A-N, do you think they realized that it was C-A-N

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 if you broke down Chug All Night?

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 I don't know.

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 But I know I'm gonna be chuggin' all night.

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 They were like, all right, maybe you're thinkin'

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 too much here, Henley, back off.

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 Okay, I don't need to hear them singing.

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 I just like the instrumental parts, honestly.

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 But you get front row, Eagles Big Ball,

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 and you get front row for every single night on.

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 That they're at the Big Ball.

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 That's 87 nights in a row

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 that you're going to be at the Big Ball.

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 And this is inside the Big Ball.

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 This isn't the front seats that you get

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 from ticket to ticket where you're like,

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 why'd I pay 400 bucks for the Big Ball

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 just to roll past my house

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 and you call it that front row?

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 This ain't, this is in the ball, baby.

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 And our Big Ball, which is basically our sphere,

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 it's mobile, baby.

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 Oh my gosh.

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 The front row is guaranteed to stay situated

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 so you don't get hurt

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 while Glen Fry's son is walkin' around Val Verde.

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 Wayne Coyne style.

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 Wayne Coyne style, you can't believe it.

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 I mean, they saw Jake Gyllenhaal

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 in one of my favorite movies, Bubble Boy.

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 I was hoping you would say Road House.

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 Oh yeah.

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 Because when it comes to Jake Gyllenhaal movies,

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 there's only one movie for me.

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 That's my second favorite Gyllenhaal

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 because I was like, you finally got it right,

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 Amazon Prime, way to go.

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 But my god, they saw Bubble Boy

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 and they said, let's make it bigger,

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 let's make it badder, let's make it scarier.

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 And let's shove the Eagles in there.

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 And then Wayne Coyne was like,

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 you're gonna be hearin' from my god damn lawyers.

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 Yeah, well.

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 Lawyer up, Wayne Coyne.

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 She don't use jelly, but she does use lawyers

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 and he used best in the biz lawyers, and my god.

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 And I do too.

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 I do too.

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 And I gotta say, the West Burlington Show

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 brought to you by Best in the Biz Lawyers

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 down there on Hog Street.

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 You know they're good

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 because it's in the name Best in the Biz Lawyers.

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 Oh my god.

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 So we're gonna find out who the winner is here

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 in just a second.

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 We're gonna bring them in.

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 I don't know who it is.

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 Scotty is over there just kinda giggling to himself,

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 so it must be good.

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 But Jeff, I gotta tell ya.

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 Channel 8 last night.

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 Oh my god.

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 Heating rivalry.

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 You didn't need to say what it was

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 because we all were watching Channel 8.

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 We were all watching heating rivalry last night.

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 Of course, that is Channel 8's steamy, steamy show

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 about two HVAC, two rival HVAC company owners

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 who love two things.

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 Installing HVACs and number two,

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 going hard on each other.

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 Steamy, steamy, my god.

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 Do we have another clip, Scotty?

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 Do we have it queued up courtesy of Channel 8?

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 Okay, let's go ahead.

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 Let's hear that now.

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 Yeah, I'm just trying to stick the wrench in

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 and I'm not getting anything out of it.

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 And I know, I think your problem is

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 you gotta stick a camera up there and I.

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 Who's gonna afford that?

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 I mean, who can afford not to stick a camera up there

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 if you know what I mean?

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 Oh, I'm gonna stick a camera up inside of you.

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 I'm gonna stick one up inside of you.

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 God, oh my god.

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 My god, they're steamy.

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 They're hotter than that.

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 It doesn't get any hotter than that.

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 There's like risky business.

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 The most erotic movie ever.

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 I just had a little tingle in my system

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 when I said risky business.

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 I had a little love in my real trade

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 if you know what I mean.

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 And then there's heating rivalry

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 and then there is that other show

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 that I've heard about that's much, much lower.

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 I don't know what that one is.

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 Which one is that?

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 Horny Royals.

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 Oh my god, everybody's forgetting those Horny Royals

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 these days because you just wanna know

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 what's gonna happen with these HVAC guys.

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 You know what I mean?

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 I know exactly what you mean,

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 but I also hope they do fix the HVAC eventually

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 because it is gonna get cold.

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 It is gonna get cold in their province

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 while at any moment they're gonna need it.

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 They need to focus less on the sex

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 and more on the HVAC.

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 Just a note for the show runner of Heating Rivalry.

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 Who's of course, Salman King.

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 Yeah, of course.

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 Salman King.

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 Might be the ghost of Salman King.

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 I'm not positive, but we'll look into that.

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 Salman King Jr.

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 The show runner for Heating Rivalry.

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 One of the best.

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 Very good.

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 We got other stuff to talk about.

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 Mainly, we gotta talk about.

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 Yeah, Eagles time.

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 The Eagles time.

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 Front row with the Eagles at the big ball.

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 You're listening right now.

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 98.6 to Squirt.

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 Our rival station ain't got nothing on this.

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 They can't even get in the parking lot.

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 They're giving away tickets to some non-point,

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 trapped, Breaking Benjamin tour with head P.E. opening

270
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 or some other new metal active rock band

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 that you're like, what was that band?

272
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 They existed and were popular?

273
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 Oh my God.

274
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 Well, ladies and gentlemen,

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 the studio door is opening right now.

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 And I think I recognize this guy.

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 Oh God, Salman.

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 Jesus.

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 Scotty.

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 Hey.

281
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 This is probably why Scotty was laughing so much

282
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 because if I remember correctly,

283
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 and sir, we have not been on the air together.

284
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 You were with Jason Gore a few times.

285
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 The last few times you've been on 108.9,

286
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 the Hawkees now at 98.6, the Squirt, dead to us.

287
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 But now you are here.

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 And if I know this and I know the picture

289
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 saying right by the studio door,

290
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 do not let this man in.

291
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 Your name is Big Scotty.

292
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 Yep.

293
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 God damn it.

294
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 Oh my God.

295
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 You know, our Scotty, not Big Scotty.

296
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 I told you to make a better printing

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 of the picture of Big Scotty

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 because honestly it really is like

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 a really blown out JPEG that he put up there.

300
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 And I don't even know who the hell that's supposed to be.

301
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 I thought it was, Jesus Christ.

302
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 Big Scotty.

303
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 It says Big Scotty right here on the entry sheet.

304
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 It says Big Scotty.

305
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 That should have been our first clue.

306
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 That should have been our first clue.

307
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 Well, Big Scotty, I got to tell you,

308
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 congratulations, you are the winner of the Hawks

309
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 front row with the Eagles at the big ball contest.

310
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 That means you and a friend are front row

311
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 for every single show of the 87 nightstand of the Eagles.

312
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 What's your favorite Eagles song, Big Scotty?

313
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 Huh.

314
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 Yeah, I don't think I have one, honestly.

315
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 You out of all of the,

316
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 it's only one of the biggest greatest hits albums

317
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 of all time.

318
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 No, I'm familiar with it.

319
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 I just.

320
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 You just don't.

321
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 Yeah, the one with the big tasteful

322
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 Native American art on the front.

323
00:11:33.710 --> 00:11:35.890
 Yeah, there's a second one that has a big old

324
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 fake record on the front.

325
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 You're like, well, that's all going to be good songs.

326
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 So there's a lot of songs that you should know.

327
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 Oh, I know them.

328
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 Oh my gosh.

329
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 Okay, if a gun was pointed at Big Scotty's head

330
00:11:48.190 --> 00:11:50.290
 right now, and I'm not saying I've got one,

331
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 one underneath the booth, what would you pick?

332
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 Guns in your mouth.

333
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 I'd probably,

334
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 gun to my head.

335
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 Yep.

336
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 I'm moving it to your mouth.

337
00:12:02.930 --> 00:12:06.150
 I'd probably do a spin kick, knock you out,

338
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 and then the thing I would be picking

339
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 would be your brains up off of the floor.

340
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 Wow.

341
00:12:17.450 --> 00:12:18.970
 You could have said Desperado.

342
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 You could have even said those shoes.

343
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 Okay, Desperado.

344
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 There you go.

345
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 We're excited.

346
00:12:26.390 --> 00:12:27.770
 No, this is how it works though.

347
00:12:27.790 --> 00:12:29.890
 Do you even like that song, Big Scotty?

348
00:12:30.450 --> 00:12:32.630
 Oh, not even a little bit.

349
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 Oh my God.

350
00:12:34.890 --> 00:12:37.730
 Here's my question, because Wisp, you weren't here.

351
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 We've got some beef between the two of us here.

352
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 Explain it.

353
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 I can't believe I'm going to explain it.

354
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 Explain it to me like I'm an idiot,

355
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 like one of the mouth breathing chuds

356
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 of Val Verde listening right now

357
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 in 108.9, The Hawk.

358
00:12:54.890 --> 00:12:56.510
 Big Scotty calls me itty bitty baby,

359
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 and he doesn't think I'm the angry man,

360
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 and he gives me a lot of grief all the time,

361
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 and now I don't understand why he's coming into this studio.

362
00:13:03.270 --> 00:13:04.990
 He doesn't even seem to like the Eagles,

363
00:13:05.030 --> 00:13:07.110
 and we have got to, and I knew you would love it, Wisp.

364
00:13:07.330 --> 00:13:09.170
 I knew you would be psyched about this.

365
00:13:09.210 --> 00:13:11.650
 I don't, how did I win this?

366
00:13:12.150 --> 00:13:12.710
 First of all.

367
00:13:12.730 --> 00:13:14.130
 This is what I'm wondering.

368
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 Big Scotty on the slip over at the local Val Mart,

369
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 Val Mart, a sponsor of 108.9, The Hawk,

370
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 head on over there for all of your back to school

371
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 needs, and you put it in the box,

372
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 and then Scotty and Vanessa, our promo lady,

373
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 went around, they picked up all the boxes,

374
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 they put it in one of those big turn things,

375
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 so it's all just like dropping, dropping, dropping.

376
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 The one that fell out said, Big Scotty on it.

377
00:13:41.950 --> 00:13:43.970
 Yeah, I guess I did do that.

378
00:13:45.290 --> 00:13:46.430
 Glad we got to it.

379
00:13:46.790 --> 00:13:48.010
 Do I have to do this?

380
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 I mean, legally you don't,

381
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 but I mean, you're really, truly,

382
00:13:53.310 --> 00:13:55.310
 I'm just gonna say, it's your last chance

383
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 to see the Eagles on a scale this big.

384
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 Don Henley's up there, he's got his little sweat bands on,

385
00:14:01.970 --> 00:14:03.950
 and then behind him on the big ball wall

386
00:14:03.950 --> 00:14:07.010
 is a bigger Don Henley with a bigger sweat band.

387
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 Younger and angrier.

388
00:14:07.670 --> 00:14:09.330
 Right there in front of you,

389
00:14:09.670 --> 00:14:11.950
 and he's angry as hell, he never smiles.

390
00:14:11.990 --> 00:14:14.550
 Young Don Henley's fighting with old Don Henley,

391
00:14:14.690 --> 00:14:15.190
 and they're just like,

392
00:14:15.210 --> 00:14:17.330
 why would you be in a band with yourself even?

393
00:14:17.790 --> 00:14:20.850
 And he forces the other Eagles to do Boys of Summer,

394
00:14:20.850 --> 00:14:22.090
 which is always a hit.

395
00:14:22.250 --> 00:14:25.830
 Always good to see just the really rough faces

396
00:14:25.830 --> 00:14:27.650
 on the other members of the Eagles.

397
00:14:27.850 --> 00:14:29.230
 Like, god damn it, again,

398
00:14:29.450 --> 00:14:32.630
 Timothy B. Schmidt clearly not giving a shit.

399
00:14:32.830 --> 00:14:34.450
 Throw the delay, Scotty.

400
00:14:35.790 --> 00:14:38.610
 Any of this exciting you, Big Scotty, for?

401
00:14:38.630 --> 00:14:39.870
 Not even in the slightest.

402
00:14:40.250 --> 00:14:43.090
 I just, is there like a cash value on this

403
00:14:43.090 --> 00:14:44.490
 that I can flip this?

404
00:14:44.830 --> 00:14:47.410
 I mean, I wish, I wish.

405
00:14:47.530 --> 00:14:49.470
 This was promotional given over.

406
00:14:49.690 --> 00:14:50.310
 There is really,

407
00:14:50.310 --> 00:14:52.910
 I mean, tickets are also good.

408
00:14:53.410 --> 00:14:53.630
 Well.

409
00:14:53.630 --> 00:14:55.470
 You're just gonna pass on the.

410
00:14:56.290 --> 00:14:59.470
 Unfortunately, I am getting a text from our boss,

411
00:14:59.670 --> 00:15:00.330
 Boss Man Ron.

412
00:15:00.630 --> 00:15:01.510
 Boss Man Ron.

413
00:15:01.630 --> 00:15:03.430
 Actually, you said it wasn't legally binding.

414
00:15:03.590 --> 00:15:06.290
 It actually is legally binding.

415
00:15:06.970 --> 00:15:07.450
 Well, Scotty, you should have

416
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 marked that down on the sheet.

417
00:15:08.090 --> 00:15:09.350
 Once you put it in the box,

418
00:15:09.370 --> 00:15:11.710
 you are loxed, is what it said

419
00:15:11.710 --> 00:15:14.010
 in fine print on the contest, so.

420
00:15:14.010 --> 00:15:16.850
 I hate to say it, Big Scotty, boxed and loxed.

421
00:15:16.950 --> 00:15:18.550
 Boxed and loxed, it kind of rhymes.

422
00:15:19.210 --> 00:15:19.410
 Yep.

423
00:15:20.230 --> 00:15:22.570
 IBB, we got a real problem here then.

424
00:15:22.990 --> 00:15:24.410
 Okay, how so?

425
00:15:24.830 --> 00:15:26.710
 Cause I'm not doing this.

426
00:15:27.070 --> 00:15:28.910
 No, I think you have to do this.

427
00:15:29.050 --> 00:15:30.590
 There's no not doing it.

428
00:15:30.590 --> 00:15:32.050
 Do you have a buddy that you could bring

429
00:15:32.050 --> 00:15:33.050
 that really loves the Eagles

430
00:15:33.050 --> 00:15:34.490
 and enjoy every second of the show?

431
00:15:34.830 --> 00:15:35.710
 My friend Abe.

432
00:15:36.210 --> 00:15:38.970
 Kind of my mentor, I guess I would call him

433
00:15:38.970 --> 00:15:39.650
 at this point.

434
00:15:39.790 --> 00:15:41.690
 What is he mentoring you on?

435
00:15:41.690 --> 00:15:42.070
 Life?

436
00:15:42.230 --> 00:15:45.110
 How to fill out things that you don't want to do,

437
00:15:45.130 --> 00:15:46.430
 but then have to do legally?

438
00:15:46.430 --> 00:15:49.150
 He's good with words.

439
00:15:50.370 --> 00:15:50.790
 Okay.

440
00:15:51.150 --> 00:15:52.390
 Kind of where I'm not.

441
00:15:54.990 --> 00:15:57.470
 And then he's good with like,

442
00:15:58.850 --> 00:16:01.470
 what do you call it when you like take the words

443
00:16:01.470 --> 00:16:03.430
 and like they're on something?

444
00:16:04.990 --> 00:16:05.450
 Writing?

445
00:16:06.070 --> 00:16:07.370
 Yes, that's what it is.

446
00:16:07.510 --> 00:16:09.490
 Okay, I was about to pop this into Bastard,

447
00:16:09.590 --> 00:16:11.490
 my AI and see if I could figure it out,

448
00:16:11.490 --> 00:16:12.670
 but thank you, Jeff.

449
00:16:12.690 --> 00:16:13.930
 Yeah, I popped it into Bastard

450
00:16:13.930 --> 00:16:16.170
 and it's doing the Ram Jam lyrics again, so.

451
00:16:16.170 --> 00:16:17.270
 Yeah, I was talking.

452
00:16:18.070 --> 00:16:19.690
 All right, Jesus, see, this is the problem.

453
00:16:19.870 --> 00:16:21.450
 All right, this is going great.

454
00:16:22.030 --> 00:16:25.150
 I mean, Wisp, Garp.

455
00:16:25.570 --> 00:16:27.130
 No, here we go, Jesus.

456
00:16:27.830 --> 00:16:29.010
 World according to Garp.

457
00:16:29.310 --> 00:16:31.350
 World according to Garp, my God.

458
00:16:31.590 --> 00:16:32.550
 Reference for all the kids on TikTok.

459
00:16:32.550 --> 00:16:33.210
 It's a good movie.

460
00:16:33.750 --> 00:16:35.070
 TikTok is loving that reference.

461
00:16:35.270 --> 00:16:37.470
 Oh, they're just like, hashtag Garp.

462
00:16:37.950 --> 00:16:38.450
 Let me see.

463
00:16:38.450 --> 00:16:40.450
 What happened, we don't see the one guy

464
00:16:40.450 --> 00:16:41.670
 around as much anymore.

465
00:16:42.130 --> 00:16:42.870
 Robin Williams?

466
00:16:44.110 --> 00:16:44.570
 Yeah.

467
00:16:44.570 --> 00:16:45.470
 Yeah.

468
00:16:45.810 --> 00:16:46.670
 Oh, wow.

469
00:16:46.870 --> 00:16:48.090
 Are we breaking this?

470
00:16:48.130 --> 00:16:49.070
 This is breaking news.

471
00:16:49.150 --> 00:16:50.730
 I think this is breaking news.

472
00:16:50.730 --> 00:16:51.530
 Here we go.

473
00:16:51.750 --> 00:16:54.090
 All the news you can use

474
00:16:54.090 --> 00:16:56.010
 or the news you could lose.

475
00:16:56.370 --> 00:16:58.870
 It's news time on 108.9, the Hawk.

476
00:16:58.930 --> 00:17:00.530
 Hey, he's been dead for about 12 years.

477
00:17:00.530 --> 00:17:02.290
 Yeah, it's been a while he's been dead.

478
00:17:02.610 --> 00:17:03.450
 Who has?

479
00:17:03.810 --> 00:17:05.390
 Garp. Garp.

480
00:17:05.630 --> 00:17:07.349
 No, I'm talking to him right now.

481
00:17:07.730 --> 00:17:08.930
 So I'm talking to a ghost?

482
00:17:09.450 --> 00:17:10.010
 No, you're not.

483
00:17:10.150 --> 00:17:12.589
 No, this isn't, this is Jeff the Anchorman.

484
00:17:13.040 --> 00:17:14.670
 Oh, Garlak, not Garp.

485
00:17:14.849 --> 00:17:16.329
 You're thinking of Robin Williams,

486
00:17:16.609 --> 00:17:17.990
 I believe the character is Garp.

487
00:17:18.190 --> 00:17:20.890
 Garlak is alive and well, which is not Garp,

488
00:17:20.930 --> 00:17:22.410
 but I'm just letting it slide.

489
00:17:22.910 --> 00:17:25.770
 And apparently you also referred to Garp

490
00:17:25.770 --> 00:17:27.910
 as itty bitty baby for a time.

491
00:17:28.790 --> 00:17:31.150
 Yeah, I've moved on past that though.

492
00:17:31.170 --> 00:17:33.190
 I feel like that was the old me.

493
00:17:33.590 --> 00:17:34.170
 Oh.

494
00:17:34.630 --> 00:17:34.970
 Oh.

495
00:17:35.030 --> 00:17:36.650
 I've worked on a lot of stuff.

496
00:17:37.070 --> 00:17:38.910
 I've really worked on myself now.

497
00:17:38.970 --> 00:17:40.270
 I mean, I'm ultimately,

498
00:17:40.270 --> 00:17:43.130
 I'm nothing if not a work in progress.

499
00:17:43.490 --> 00:17:48.830
 And I just admit that I can be better.

500
00:17:48.850 --> 00:17:51.150
 And that's something that Abe helps me with.

501
00:17:52.050 --> 00:17:52.390
 Okay.

502
00:17:52.390 --> 00:17:54.530
 How does, this is, I mean,

503
00:17:54.550 --> 00:17:56.270
 this is some new age stuff right here.

504
00:17:56.310 --> 00:18:00.430
 And how does Abe help you be a better big Scotty?

505
00:18:01.730 --> 00:18:04.650
 Again, with the thing on the page.

506
00:18:04.830 --> 00:18:05.250
 Writing.

507
00:18:05.710 --> 00:18:07.150
 Writing. Writing, yes.

508
00:18:07.650 --> 00:18:07.950
 Yeah.

509
00:18:08.170 --> 00:18:12.870
 I end up getting a lot of magic stones from him.

510
00:18:12.870 --> 00:18:15.710
 And then this kind of lotion.

511
00:18:17.330 --> 00:18:18.370
 Oh, really?

512
00:18:19.750 --> 00:18:20.590
 My God.

513
00:18:20.990 --> 00:18:22.090
 Through the writing,

514
00:18:22.150 --> 00:18:24.690
 he has given you magic stones and lotion.

515
00:18:24.930 --> 00:18:27.810
 In a quest for me to be a better person.

516
00:18:28.030 --> 00:18:28.250
 Yes.

517
00:18:28.270 --> 00:18:28.790
 Well, sure.

518
00:18:28.870 --> 00:18:30.750
 Yeah. Abe's guide to being a better person.

519
00:18:30.790 --> 00:18:33.270
 It calms me, the lotion calms me down.

520
00:18:33.610 --> 00:18:34.750
 Okay, so you've got lotion.

521
00:18:35.210 --> 00:18:36.650
 You've got magic stones.

522
00:18:36.650 --> 00:18:37.850
 The lotion calms you down.

523
00:18:37.850 --> 00:18:40.350
 What do the stones do for you, big Scotty?

524
00:18:40.770 --> 00:18:42.350
 Ramp me up.

525
00:18:42.590 --> 00:18:44.710
 Oh, it's like an upper and a downer.

526
00:18:44.890 --> 00:18:46.170
 One, two, wrap me up.

527
00:18:46.310 --> 00:18:47.250
 You'll never stop.

528
00:18:47.630 --> 00:18:49.470
 Stones reference right here on 108.99.

529
00:18:50.070 --> 00:18:51.250
 Wow, pretty good.

530
00:18:51.610 --> 00:18:51.870
 Thank you.

531
00:18:52.130 --> 00:18:56.390
 Well, I'm just kind of thrown at this guy.

532
00:18:56.730 --> 00:18:58.510
 He's not with us anymore.

533
00:18:59.070 --> 00:18:59.630
 Robin Williams.

534
00:18:59.810 --> 00:19:00.190
 Robin Williams.

535
00:19:00.450 --> 00:19:01.710
 Or the character Garp.

536
00:19:02.050 --> 00:19:05.450
 Well, I guess the guy who played Garp in that movie.

537
00:19:05.450 --> 00:19:06.670
 Yeah, he's long dead.

538
00:19:06.910 --> 00:19:07.370
 He's long dead.

539
00:19:07.530 --> 00:19:08.710
 Yeah, he's long, long dead.

540
00:19:09.350 --> 00:19:11.110
 Also, my understanding of movies,

541
00:19:11.110 --> 00:19:12.470
 and I could be wrong here

542
00:19:12.470 --> 00:19:14.590
 because I was just a cinema minor

543
00:19:14.590 --> 00:19:16.650
 at Val Verde Community College.

544
00:19:17.210 --> 00:19:20.090
 It's a very, very bad film program at Val Verde.

545
00:19:20.090 --> 00:19:22.290
 Very terrible bad film program at PVCC.

546
00:19:22.290 --> 00:19:24.310
 Mostly about Jake Gyllenhaal's Bubble Boy.

547
00:19:24.910 --> 00:19:26.530
 And a little bit about Roadhouse.

548
00:19:27.650 --> 00:19:28.910
 When a movie ends,

549
00:19:29.810 --> 00:19:32.950
 all of the characters in the movie are dead.

550
00:19:33.490 --> 00:19:34.470
 Okay, wow.

551
00:19:34.470 --> 00:19:35.610
 Until you watch it again.

552
00:19:35.970 --> 00:19:36.990
 And that is true.

553
00:19:37.210 --> 00:19:37.790
 That is true.

554
00:19:37.850 --> 00:19:38.830
 You can mark that down.

555
00:19:39.030 --> 00:19:41.210
 You can set your clock to it.

556
00:19:41.210 --> 00:19:42.010
 108.99.

557
00:19:42.130 --> 00:19:44.910
 You could even, what is it again?

558
00:19:45.570 --> 00:19:45.910
 Write.

559
00:19:46.150 --> 00:19:46.870
 Write it down.

560
00:19:47.330 --> 00:19:47.350
 Jesus.

561
00:19:47.350 --> 00:19:47.970
 Write it down.

562
00:19:48.070 --> 00:19:49.430
 You could even write it down.

563
00:19:49.670 --> 00:19:49.930
 Yeah.

564
00:19:50.350 --> 00:19:51.270
 Well, this is going.

565
00:19:51.270 --> 00:19:52.090
 I guess just what I'm going with

566
00:19:52.090 --> 00:19:53.510
 with your minor in film studies.

567
00:19:53.670 --> 00:19:55.070
 Does that mean if we watched

568
00:19:55.070 --> 00:19:56.870
 The World According to Garp.

569
00:19:57.330 --> 00:19:58.290
 You gotta open me a cell.

570
00:19:58.290 --> 00:20:01.450
 Could we bring Robin Williams back to life?

571
00:20:01.450 --> 00:20:02.950
 Or would that only be Garp?

572
00:20:03.190 --> 00:20:03.990
 Just Garp.

573
00:20:03.990 --> 00:20:05.470
 For a moment in time.

574
00:20:05.470 --> 00:20:05.910
 All right.

575
00:20:06.090 --> 00:20:07.730
 That's According to My Cinema Minor.

576
00:20:07.930 --> 00:20:09.490
 That is how that works.

577
00:20:10.330 --> 00:20:13.590
 Well, that's all really interesting stuff there,

578
00:20:13.690 --> 00:20:14.170
 big Scotty.

579
00:20:14.170 --> 00:20:15.370
 This is going really well.

580
00:20:15.850 --> 00:20:17.430
 Just to check in.

581
00:20:18.510 --> 00:20:20.510
 I got a note from our Scotty.

582
00:20:20.650 --> 00:20:23.250
 I guess smaller Scotty.

583
00:20:24.570 --> 00:20:25.950
 Still giggling over there.

584
00:20:26.150 --> 00:20:26.910
 Like he's not giggling.

585
00:20:27.090 --> 00:20:28.130
 Laughing his ass off.

586
00:20:28.830 --> 00:20:32.330
 So our guests for this hour have canceled.

587
00:20:32.330 --> 00:20:36.010
 So no Peter Cetera at the 30 mark.

588
00:20:38.250 --> 00:20:41.610
 And no Benedict Cumberbatch at 45.

589
00:20:41.930 --> 00:20:46.410
 So I guess it's just us, big Scotty.

590
00:20:46.590 --> 00:20:49.770
 At the end of the day, you gotta hang out with us.

591
00:20:51.070 --> 00:20:51.590
 Rules are rules.

592
00:20:51.850 --> 00:20:52.630
 Rules are rules.

593
00:20:52.730 --> 00:20:54.910
 We're gonna talk more about why you don't want this.

594
00:20:55.190 --> 00:20:58.110
 But first, oh my God, it's traffic.

595
00:20:58.570 --> 00:20:58.930
 What are we?

596
00:20:58.990 --> 00:21:01.290
 49 the Hawk traffic with Art Spart.

597
00:21:02.090 --> 00:21:02.650
 Jet.

598
00:21:05.770 --> 00:21:08.310
 Jet has crashed into Hog Street.

599
00:21:08.430 --> 00:21:10.370
 So we have a bit of a traffic kerfuffle

600
00:21:10.370 --> 00:21:11.810
 if you're trying to get to work today.

601
00:21:12.110 --> 00:21:13.650
 Leave some time to get there.

602
00:21:13.910 --> 00:21:14.810
 Do you need someone to blame?

603
00:21:15.110 --> 00:21:16.630
 Well, let's get more specific.

604
00:21:17.070 --> 00:21:19.550
 This was Paul McCartney's jet that crashed.

605
00:21:19.990 --> 00:21:21.410
 Or even more specifically,

606
00:21:21.730 --> 00:21:26.070
 Paul McCartney's drone operated wings promotion,

607
00:21:26.550 --> 00:21:27.490
 Jet Jet.

608
00:21:27.910 --> 00:21:29.630
 Which he is currently operating from somewhere

609
00:21:29.630 --> 00:21:31.010
 in the world while he is doing

610
00:21:31.010 --> 00:21:33.290
 two many things.

611
00:21:34.110 --> 00:21:36.090
 Is he compiling some sea level footage

612
00:21:36.090 --> 00:21:39.090
 for another Beatles retrospective doc on Disney?

613
00:21:39.930 --> 00:21:41.790
 Is he somewhere in the world recording his parts

614
00:21:41.790 --> 00:21:44.530
 for Jelly Roll's cover of Live and Let Die?

615
00:21:44.750 --> 00:21:47.810
 Or, my guess, he's doing some remaster

616
00:21:47.810 --> 00:21:50.410
 of the remaster of Wings Band on the Run

617
00:21:50.410 --> 00:21:53.030
 and trying to promote the current remasters

618
00:21:53.030 --> 00:21:57.150
 as well as the new Wings doc all at the same time.

619
00:21:57.930 --> 00:22:02.030
 Thus, a poorly piloted Wings Jet that has crashed.

620
00:22:02.290 --> 00:22:03.710
 Again, because if you remember,

621
00:22:03.770 --> 00:22:06.630
 this is the fourth time he has done it this week.

622
00:22:06.730 --> 00:22:09.110
 I'm almost feeling like he's targeting Val Verde

623
00:22:09.110 --> 00:22:09.950
 at this point,

624
00:22:10.070 --> 00:22:12.190
 but I don't want to think that Paul would do that.

625
00:22:12.710 --> 00:22:14.570
 Look, Paul, from everyone here at

626
00:22:14.570 --> 00:22:16.450
 Why Don't We Point Nine the Hawk, we get it.

627
00:22:16.550 --> 00:22:18.050
 We know you like to keep busy.

628
00:22:18.210 --> 00:22:21.110
 But before we have to fill in a giant crater

629
00:22:21.110 --> 00:22:23.190
 from a Wings Jet jet crash on Hog Street

630
00:22:23.190 --> 00:22:25.650
 for the fifth time, let us look you in the eyes.

631
00:22:25.650 --> 00:22:28.150
 Robin Williams in goodwill hunting style.

632
00:22:28.290 --> 00:22:31.310
 And instead of saying it's not your fault,

633
00:22:31.470 --> 00:22:33.890
 we're gonna say it's okay to take a break, Paul.

634
00:22:34.090 --> 00:22:37.470
 It's okay to take a break, Macca.

635
00:22:39.290 --> 00:22:43.450
 It's okay to take a break!

636
00:22:43.930 --> 00:22:46.410
 Before you almost murder more people on Hog Street,

637
00:22:46.590 --> 00:22:47.730
 ask for everyone else to go out

638
00:22:47.730 --> 00:22:48.930
 and buy those Wings records

639
00:22:48.930 --> 00:22:51.430
 and then maybe Paul will leave us alone.

640
00:22:52.670 --> 00:22:56.670
 And that has been Why Don't We Point Nine the Hawk traffic

641
00:22:56.670 --> 00:23:00.170
 from the Burt's Funeral Flowers traffic desk.

642
00:23:00.170 --> 00:23:01.350
 I'm Art Spart.

643
00:23:01.550 --> 00:23:03.830
 With Burt's Funeral Flowers,

644
00:23:03.930 --> 00:23:06.210
 with Burt's Funeral Flowers.

645
00:23:06.470 --> 00:23:09.990
 Good Lord, Macca, back it off, my man.

646
00:23:10.350 --> 00:23:12.470
 I mean, we get it, you're busy.

647
00:23:12.870 --> 00:23:15.750
 You are busy, we understand.

648
00:23:16.290 --> 00:23:17.670
 Oh my God.

649
00:23:18.470 --> 00:23:20.310
 Well, let's get back into the rock.

650
00:23:20.310 --> 00:23:22.830
 A little Alice Cooper on the Hawk.

651
00:23:24.430 --> 00:23:27.470
 Wow, doesn't that music just take you back?

652
00:23:27.630 --> 00:23:29.910
 It sure does, to a simpler time,

653
00:23:30.090 --> 00:23:32.690
 a time when music was great and before it was ruined

654
00:23:32.690 --> 00:23:35.270
 by being included in movies and documentaries

655
00:23:35.270 --> 00:23:36.690
 about the Vietnam War.

656
00:23:36.930 --> 00:23:39.370
 Don't you wish you could get all these great

657
00:23:39.370 --> 00:23:41.190
 ruined songs in one place?

658
00:23:41.290 --> 00:23:42.350
 Well, now you can,

659
00:23:42.530 --> 00:23:45.490
 with Val Verde Records' newest musical collection,

660
00:23:45.690 --> 00:23:48.890
 songs from the 60s and 70s that have been ruined

661
00:23:48.890 --> 00:23:52.970
 by being used in movies and documentaries about Vietnam.

662
00:23:53.230 --> 00:23:56.830
 Hi, I'm Richie Ferre from Buffalo Springfield.

663
00:23:57.010 --> 00:23:58.110
 And I'm Jake.

664
00:23:58.950 --> 00:24:00.890
 Imagine having every song

665
00:24:00.890 --> 00:24:02.890
 that has had its emotional content

666
00:24:02.890 --> 00:24:06.370
 torn apart through overuse by unimaginative filmmakers

667
00:24:06.370 --> 00:24:08.110
 in one great collection.

668
00:24:08.390 --> 00:24:12.190
 Songs like Fortunate Son by Credence Clearwater Revival,

669
00:24:18.030 --> 00:24:19.890
 White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane,

670
00:24:20.570 --> 00:24:26.970
 Hill Makes You Long Makes You Small,

671
00:24:27.230 --> 00:24:29.630
 All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix,

672
00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:35.440
 All Along the Watchtower by Bob Dylan,

673
00:24:35.480 --> 00:24:38.000
 There Must Be Some Way Out of Here,

674
00:24:39.300 --> 00:24:41.040
 Say the Joke or Do the Theme,

675
00:24:41.140 --> 00:24:42.140
 and many more.

676
00:24:42.220 --> 00:24:44.540
 Wow, that version was my favorite

677
00:24:44.540 --> 00:24:47.620
 until they used it in Platoon, Full Metal Jacket,

678
00:24:47.700 --> 00:24:50.260
 and Hamburger Hill, all in the same year.

679
00:24:50.320 --> 00:24:51.680
 Or at least we think they did,

680
00:24:51.760 --> 00:24:53.360
 because it all kind of blends.

681
00:24:53.360 --> 00:24:56.400
 But hey, what about the song For What It's Worth

682
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:58.780
 by your band, Buffalo Springfield?

683
00:24:58.920 --> 00:25:01.280
 Huh, I don't even remember that one.

684
00:25:01.280 --> 00:25:04.520
 It's time we stop, children, what's that sound?

685
00:25:04.820 --> 00:25:07.160
 Everybody look what's going down.

686
00:25:07.440 --> 00:25:10.160
 Oh, right, even though I helped write it,

687
00:25:10.180 --> 00:25:11.660
 when I hear that title at first,

688
00:25:11.740 --> 00:25:13.640
 I'm always like, what is this song?

689
00:25:13.800 --> 00:25:17.360
 And then immediately I'm like, ugh, right, that one.

690
00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:19.220
 Is this movie about Vietnam or something?

691
00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:21.820
 Wait, does that song make it on the collection?

692
00:25:21.820 --> 00:25:24.640
 It's been in every movie about Vietnam, right?

693
00:25:24.760 --> 00:25:27.420
 Just like Fortunate Son by Credence.

694
00:25:27.760 --> 00:25:30.440
 Again, but this time over stock footage of Nixon.

695
00:25:30.600 --> 00:25:34.300
 That leaves our brown song by I Don't Really Know Who,

696
00:25:34.420 --> 00:25:36.900
 but it's always over footage of San Francisco,

697
00:25:37.040 --> 00:25:38.960
 right after the song San Francisco.

698
00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:46.160
 Not to mention Sitting on the Dock of the Bay

699
00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:49.620
 by Otis Redding for some reason, and many more.

700
00:25:49.620 --> 00:25:53.880
 Wow, who knew so many classics were ruined by Hollywood?

701
00:25:54.060 --> 00:25:57.540
 I did, we all did, everyone except filmmakers.

702
00:25:57.720 --> 00:26:00.440
 It's just so cool how on the nose they were.

703
00:26:00.560 --> 00:26:02.060
 Then you are going to love

704
00:26:02.060 --> 00:26:04.420
 the extra CD collection you'll receive.

705
00:26:04.620 --> 00:26:08.060
 Songs from Vietnam movies that are crazily on the nose.

706
00:26:08.260 --> 00:26:10.600
 Songs like We've Gotta Get Out of This Place

707
00:26:10.600 --> 00:26:14.240
 by The Animals over footage of soldiers being shot at.

708
00:26:14.420 --> 00:26:17.740
 War by Edwin Starr over Shots of the War.

709
00:26:17.740 --> 00:26:19.620
 And one more time for the back now,

710
00:26:19.980 --> 00:26:23.340
 Fortunate Son by Credence over Basically Anything.

711
00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:25.360
 Well, this sounds like a great collection.

712
00:26:25.800 --> 00:26:27.880
 I have to have it to remember

713
00:26:27.880 --> 00:26:31.760
 that I never want to hear any of these songs ever again.

714
00:26:31.780 --> 00:26:35.280
 And you can by just calling 1-800-NOMFLIX

715
00:26:35.280 --> 00:26:38.380
 and making three easy payments of $19.95.

716
00:26:38.540 --> 00:26:39.760
 And if you order right now,

717
00:26:40.020 --> 00:26:41.980
 you'll also get another bonus collection.

718
00:26:42.140 --> 00:26:43.580
 Songs ruined by Scorsese

719
00:26:43.580 --> 00:26:46.300
 by being used in every Scorsese film.

720
00:26:46.300 --> 00:26:49.500
 It's basically the entire Rolling Stones catalog.

721
00:26:49.620 --> 00:26:50.740
 Order now.

722
00:26:51.300 --> 00:26:52.220
 We've been around longer

723
00:26:52.220 --> 00:26:54.760
 than all these other rock stations in Val Verde.

724
00:26:54.920 --> 00:26:59.560
 So they should bow down and kneel to the greats.

725
00:26:59.940 --> 00:27:02.040
 108.9, The Hawk.

726
00:27:05.050 --> 00:27:07.650
 You'll say I'm wrong.

727
00:27:08.610 --> 00:27:09.630
 Oh, Jesus.

728
00:27:10.090 --> 00:27:10.650
 Oh, my God.

729
00:27:10.950 --> 00:27:13.830
 For rewriting this song

730
00:27:14.890 --> 00:27:19.610
 Because I know I don't belong

731
00:27:21.050 --> 00:27:22.510
 Guitar Heaven.

732
00:27:22.590 --> 00:27:26.010
 Out of all the remakes Eric Clapton has made so far,

733
00:27:26.030 --> 00:27:27.790
 that is the worst one.

734
00:27:28.450 --> 00:27:30.270
 But he's paying us to play it.

735
00:27:30.490 --> 00:27:32.490
 So you hear it right here on 108.9, The Hawk.

736
00:27:32.590 --> 00:27:33.770
 That's Guitar Heaven.

737
00:27:34.730 --> 00:27:37.990
 Is that one just lamenting his own death?

738
00:27:38.350 --> 00:27:40.910
 I think it's lamenting all of the guitars

739
00:27:40.910 --> 00:27:43.450
 he wants to see when he gets to Guitar Heaven.

740
00:27:43.510 --> 00:27:44.650
 Of course, there's that big

741
00:27:44.650 --> 00:27:46.950
 Howlin' Wolf section of the song.

742
00:27:47.090 --> 00:27:48.670
 And there's that big, you know,

743
00:27:48.850 --> 00:27:51.790
 B.B. King section and how he wants to run into

744
00:27:51.790 --> 00:27:53.130
 the other yard birds.

745
00:27:53.490 --> 00:27:55.350
 And you're like, well, not all of them.

746
00:27:55.370 --> 00:27:56.710
 You're probably going to end up in Guitar Hell.

747
00:27:57.430 --> 00:27:58.310
 Probably, see, yeah.

748
00:27:58.450 --> 00:27:59.990
 You're definitely going to Guitar Hell

749
00:27:59.990 --> 00:28:00.330
 if you want to see the remakes.

750
00:28:00.330 --> 00:28:01.730
 It's just like a big guitar center

751
00:28:01.730 --> 00:28:03.890
 where everyone's just trying out guitars

752
00:28:03.890 --> 00:28:05.310
 and you're like, oh, my God.

753
00:28:05.630 --> 00:28:07.130
 Jesus Christ. So good.

754
00:28:07.270 --> 00:28:11.590
 And also so good is The Eagles at the Big Ball

755
00:28:11.590 --> 00:28:13.050
 in Val Verde. According to some people.

756
00:28:13.050 --> 00:28:14.430
 According to somebody.

757
00:28:14.470 --> 00:28:16.030
 And we're right here with the big winner

758
00:28:16.030 --> 00:28:19.090
 of the Big Ball with the Big Eagles, Big Scotty.

759
00:28:20.250 --> 00:28:21.630
 How jazzed are you now

760
00:28:21.630 --> 00:28:23.310
 that we've come back from commercial break?

761
00:28:24.210 --> 00:28:26.850
 Well, Golf, you were saying earlier that

762
00:28:28.590 --> 00:28:30.330
 you said something about rules.

763
00:28:30.890 --> 00:28:33.130
 Yeah, Golf, did you say something about rules?

764
00:28:33.310 --> 00:28:34.630
 I do like the name Golf.

765
00:28:35.370 --> 00:28:38.170
 I hate that I don't even have a pause

766
00:28:38.170 --> 00:28:39.810
 when he calls me by the wrong name.

767
00:28:39.910 --> 00:28:41.070
 I just want to say.

768
00:28:41.270 --> 00:28:42.030
 You know it.

769
00:28:42.030 --> 00:28:43.150
 Again, I'm talking.

770
00:28:43.350 --> 00:28:43.730
 No, no, no.

771
00:28:43.810 --> 00:28:44.550
 Go for it, Big Scotty.

772
00:28:44.630 --> 00:28:44.850
 I'm sorry.

773
00:28:45.090 --> 00:28:45.430
 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

774
00:28:45.430 --> 00:28:46.850
 What about the rules, Big Scotty?

775
00:28:46.910 --> 00:28:47.290
 What do you ask?

776
00:28:47.290 --> 00:28:48.310
 What's the rules, Big Scotty?

777
00:28:48.450 --> 00:28:50.430
 The way I understand it is rules

778
00:28:50.430 --> 00:28:52.870
 are kind of like your face, Golf.

779
00:28:55.130 --> 00:28:55.530
 Rude.

780
00:28:55.970 --> 00:28:56.930
 Made to be broken.

781
00:28:57.890 --> 00:28:58.290
 Damn.

782
00:28:59.590 --> 00:28:59.990
 Damn.

783
00:29:00.010 --> 00:29:00.830
 It did sound cool.

784
00:29:00.970 --> 00:29:01.530
 I hate that.

785
00:29:01.530 --> 00:29:03.510
 I hate that I'm like into it.

786
00:29:03.630 --> 00:29:04.150
 Jesus Christ.

787
00:29:04.170 --> 00:29:06.750
 It's like a John Carpenter movie all of a sudden here.

788
00:29:07.270 --> 00:29:07.990
 Abe wrote that for me.

789
00:29:07.990 --> 00:29:08.490
 Snake Plissken over here.

790
00:29:08.490 --> 00:29:09.150
 Oh, that's an Abe.

791
00:29:09.310 --> 00:29:10.370
 He's a master of words.

792
00:29:10.370 --> 00:29:11.430
 A written word.

793
00:29:12.070 --> 00:29:14.070
 Is Abe an Eagles fan?

794
00:29:14.230 --> 00:29:15.630
 Is he excited about all this at all?

795
00:29:15.650 --> 00:29:16.350
 You can't wait.

796
00:29:17.010 --> 00:29:18.390
 Abe loves the Eagles.

797
00:29:18.590 --> 00:29:20.430
 What is Abe's favorite Eagles song?

798
00:29:21.270 --> 00:29:24.310
 I think he liked Disco Strangler a lot.

799
00:29:24.530 --> 00:29:24.990
 Oh my God.

800
00:29:25.310 --> 00:29:25.750
 Of course.

801
00:29:26.070 --> 00:29:26.530
 Who?

802
00:29:26.530 --> 00:29:27.250
 I don't.

803
00:29:27.350 --> 00:29:28.570
 Big Scotty doesn't.

804
00:29:28.650 --> 00:29:29.210
 I knew that.

805
00:29:29.290 --> 00:29:31.430
 You start asking the rhetorical question.

806
00:29:31.850 --> 00:29:32.770
 Jesus Christ.

807
00:29:32.930 --> 00:29:34.210
 Who is his favorite Eagle?

808
00:29:34.610 --> 00:29:37.010
 Oh, he's a Felder man.

809
00:29:37.510 --> 00:29:39.930
 Well, he's not going to get much Felder at this show.

810
00:29:40.510 --> 00:29:44.450
 No Felder guarantee for the 87 shows at the big ball.

811
00:29:44.790 --> 00:29:47.230
 They've got snipers on top in case Felder

812
00:29:47.230 --> 00:29:49.070
 tries to drive up and tell everyone

813
00:29:49.070 --> 00:29:51.810
 that he wrote most of Hotel California.

814
00:29:52.170 --> 00:29:53.310
 Get out of here, Felder.

815
00:29:53.710 --> 00:29:55.690
 Abe might have something to say about that.

816
00:29:55.970 --> 00:29:56.470
 Really?

817
00:29:56.810 --> 00:29:57.190
 Really.

818
00:29:57.830 --> 00:29:58.250
 How so?

819
00:29:58.390 --> 00:29:59.910
 Is he going to take out the snipers?

820
00:30:00.230 --> 00:30:01.330
 Let's just say,

821
00:30:01.650 --> 00:30:03.710
 Abe, we've been working on a new wheelchair

822
00:30:03.710 --> 00:30:06.470
 that this thing pushes back.

823
00:30:07.410 --> 00:30:07.970
 Oh.

824
00:30:08.730 --> 00:30:12.890
 That sounds like an 80s cannon movie tagline right there.

825
00:30:12.970 --> 00:30:15.290
 We've been working on a wheelchair and this one

826
00:30:15.290 --> 00:30:16.810
 pushes back. There is a cannon on it.

827
00:30:16.990 --> 00:30:17.690
 There is a cannon.

828
00:30:17.690 --> 00:30:19.110
 Oh, and there is literally a cannon.

829
00:30:19.290 --> 00:30:20.190
 And a movie.

830
00:30:20.470 --> 00:30:22.090
 And you can watch movies on it.

831
00:30:22.170 --> 00:30:23.950
 What movies do you guys typically watch

832
00:30:23.950 --> 00:30:26.910
 on Abe's new pushback wheelchair?

833
00:30:27.910 --> 00:30:28.470
 Awakenings.

834
00:30:30.130 --> 00:30:30.390
 Yeah.

835
00:30:31.090 --> 00:30:31.530
 Here we go.

836
00:30:32.910 --> 00:30:35.730
 Another Strangler of Robin Williams film.

837
00:30:36.130 --> 00:30:37.750
 Seems weird to watch on a battle wheelchair.

838
00:30:37.750 --> 00:30:39.310
 What else you got on there?

839
00:30:39.850 --> 00:30:40.890
 What Dreams May Come.

840
00:30:41.290 --> 00:30:41.790
 Another.

841
00:30:41.810 --> 00:30:42.910
 Oh, another classic.

842
00:30:43.670 --> 00:30:44.890
 Robin Williams film.

843
00:30:46.210 --> 00:30:46.750
 Are we watching?

844
00:30:47.090 --> 00:30:48.390
 No, Wet Dreams May Come.

845
00:30:48.470 --> 00:30:49.110
 Wet Dreams.

846
00:30:49.370 --> 00:30:50.870
 Oh, now that was a different one

847
00:30:50.870 --> 00:30:52.010
 and I have seen that one.

848
00:30:52.090 --> 00:30:54.310
 That is where the guy goes to hell

849
00:30:54.310 --> 00:30:55.810
 to bring his wife back,

850
00:30:56.070 --> 00:30:58.150
 but he can't stop having wet dreams

851
00:30:58.150 --> 00:30:59.210
 in front of the devil.

852
00:30:59.230 --> 00:31:00.750
 And it's all paintings made out of the semen

853
00:31:00.750 --> 00:31:02.150
 from the Wet Dreams, yeah.

854
00:31:02.150 --> 00:31:02.310
 Yep.

855
00:31:02.510 --> 00:31:02.870
 Yep.

856
00:31:03.550 --> 00:31:03.670
 Great movie.

857
00:31:03.670 --> 00:31:06.490
 That was Richard Hardcock's book.

858
00:31:06.490 --> 00:31:08.130
 It was based on a Richard Hardcock book.

859
00:31:08.190 --> 00:31:09.110
 Oh my God.

860
00:31:09.330 --> 00:31:09.510
 Of course.

861
00:31:09.570 --> 00:31:10.710
 Just one of Stephen King's pen names.

862
00:31:11.050 --> 00:31:11.790
 Not Big Scotty,

863
00:31:11.810 --> 00:31:12.830
 because I don't think he can.

864
00:31:13.290 --> 00:31:16.150
 No, Stephen King's pen name was when he wrote porn.

865
00:31:16.250 --> 00:31:17.110
 What's that now?

866
00:31:17.550 --> 00:31:18.030
 Read a book.

867
00:31:18.330 --> 00:31:18.770
 Exactly.

868
00:31:19.490 --> 00:31:19.950
 Open a book.

869
00:31:19.950 --> 00:31:23.370
 You know, remember the words that are on a page?

870
00:31:23.750 --> 00:31:25.610
 It's got a hard thing around it.

871
00:31:25.610 --> 00:31:25.870
 Yeah, writing.

872
00:31:25.870 --> 00:31:26.690
 And it's got a bunch of page.

873
00:31:26.750 --> 00:31:28.430
 No, that's not writing, it's reading.

874
00:31:28.810 --> 00:31:29.850
 Reading is when you do to the writing.

875
00:31:29.850 --> 00:31:30.850
 You open it up and you read

876
00:31:30.850 --> 00:31:32.170
 what somebody has written.

877
00:31:32.950 --> 00:31:34.010
 Like, read Richards?

878
00:31:35.770 --> 00:31:39.090
 Not completely different, but yeah.

879
00:31:39.450 --> 00:31:40.890
 Fantastic Four comics.

880
00:31:41.150 --> 00:31:41.790
 Holy shit.

881
00:31:42.110 --> 00:31:42.730
 What's that?

882
00:31:43.210 --> 00:31:45.390
 Scotty, is there any way we could get

883
00:31:45.390 --> 00:31:47.730
 Peter Satara's car to turn around

884
00:31:48.190 --> 00:31:49.550
 and just come back?

885
00:31:50.130 --> 00:31:52.770
 And nope, he's halfway up Mount Heffield.

886
00:31:53.910 --> 00:31:54.590
 His head.

887
00:31:54.910 --> 00:31:55.210
 All right.

888
00:31:55.310 --> 00:31:55.650
 No.

889
00:31:56.030 --> 00:31:56.550
 Okay.

890
00:31:57.690 --> 00:31:59.050
 What do, let's-

891
00:31:59.050 --> 00:31:59.670
 Big golf.

892
00:32:00.510 --> 00:32:01.650
 What, Big Scotty?

893
00:32:01.650 --> 00:32:04.370
 What is the opposite of what you've got

894
00:32:04.370 --> 00:32:06.530
 not in common with Peter Satara?

895
00:32:07.130 --> 00:32:07.910
 He's setting you up, golf.

896
00:32:08.270 --> 00:32:09.090
 He's setting you up.

897
00:32:09.250 --> 00:32:10.170
 He put you on a little tee.

898
00:32:10.850 --> 00:32:11.650
 I am on a little tee.

899
00:32:11.770 --> 00:32:14.030
 I feel like I got a five wood coming right at me.

900
00:32:14.030 --> 00:32:15.530
 And all I can think of is

901
00:32:15.530 --> 00:32:17.150
 something about fighting for your honor.

902
00:32:17.330 --> 00:32:19.270
 Or maybe just Zetonal Horns from Chicago,

903
00:32:19.490 --> 00:32:20.590
 but what is it?

904
00:32:20.630 --> 00:32:22.090
 What is it, Big Scotty?

905
00:32:22.330 --> 00:32:23.750
 You set me up for failure here.

906
00:32:23.790 --> 00:32:24.490
 What do you got?

907
00:32:26.090 --> 00:32:29.110
 He sings about a hard habit to break,

908
00:32:29.810 --> 00:32:32.790
 but you've got an easy face to break.

909
00:32:32.790 --> 00:32:33.230
 Damn.

910
00:32:33.230 --> 00:32:34.290
 I should have filled in face.

911
00:32:34.470 --> 00:32:35.550
 I should have known it was something

912
00:32:35.550 --> 00:32:36.830
 about breaking my face.

913
00:32:37.310 --> 00:32:38.530
 That seems about right.

914
00:32:38.670 --> 00:32:39.630
 Jesus Christ.

915
00:32:40.190 --> 00:32:42.310
 Glad to have you back, Big Scotty.

916
00:32:42.550 --> 00:32:43.970
 Scotty's holding up his cell phone

917
00:32:43.970 --> 00:32:46.210
 and I can see he's got Peter on FaceTime

918
00:32:46.210 --> 00:32:46.710
 and Peter Satara-

919
00:32:46.710 --> 00:32:47.910
 Do you know who wrote that song?

920
00:32:47.990 --> 00:32:48.970
 Shh, I'm talking.

921
00:32:48.990 --> 00:32:49.550
 Okay, Jesus.

922
00:32:49.550 --> 00:32:51.030
 Do you know who wrote that song?

923
00:32:51.750 --> 00:32:52.730
 Hard Habit to Break?

924
00:32:53.090 --> 00:32:54.750
 You could just answer, but no, we don't.

925
00:32:54.750 --> 00:32:57.010
 Yeah, why don't you just answer it, Big Scotty?

926
00:32:57.010 --> 00:33:00.350
 It's the last Lennon McCartney song.

927
00:33:00.910 --> 00:33:04.530
 Hard Habit to Break was a Lennon McCartney song?

928
00:33:04.830 --> 00:33:05.170
 Wow.

929
00:33:05.310 --> 00:33:07.770
 Yeah, they wrote it in August of 1980.

930
00:33:09.070 --> 00:33:10.190
 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

931
00:33:10.250 --> 00:33:13.490
 You're saying they got back together and there was this,

932
00:33:13.590 --> 00:33:15.350
 now this was a couple of years after they were like,

933
00:33:15.350 --> 00:33:17.910
 let's go fuck around and do SNL.

934
00:33:18.590 --> 00:33:19.770
 Well, they did Fridays.

935
00:33:20.110 --> 00:33:21.310
 And then they did Fridays.

936
00:33:21.310 --> 00:33:23.110
 Everybody knows they did Fridays

937
00:33:23.110 --> 00:33:25.690
 because it was a very, very long performance.

938
00:33:26.350 --> 00:33:29.910
 I mean, to see John Lennon singing a little bit of C Moon,

939
00:33:30.630 --> 00:33:32.710
 I don't think I ever thought I would see it.

940
00:33:32.710 --> 00:33:34.630
 And then Larry David and Michael Richards

941
00:33:34.630 --> 00:33:37.370
 are just in the background doing their hands

942
00:33:37.370 --> 00:33:40.050
 and then Michael Richards said what he said.

943
00:33:41.150 --> 00:33:42.750
 I would say, if you look at the footage,

944
00:33:42.930 --> 00:33:44.930
 do not read Michael Richards' lips

945
00:33:44.930 --> 00:33:46.650
 in the background of that performance.

946
00:33:46.650 --> 00:33:48.170
 Just stay away from whatever he is saying

947
00:33:48.170 --> 00:33:49.070
 in the background.

948
00:33:49.330 --> 00:33:52.230
 Well, he's got a problem with words.

949
00:33:53.950 --> 00:33:57.070
 If there's one thing we can agree on, Big Scotty,

950
00:33:57.170 --> 00:33:59.350
 Michael Richards has definitely got a problem with words.

951
00:33:59.730 --> 00:34:01.210
 I can't agree with you on that.

952
00:34:01.210 --> 00:34:04.070
 Words are a hard habit for Michael Richards

953
00:34:04.070 --> 00:34:05.890
 to break at the end of the day.

954
00:34:06.150 --> 00:34:06.590
 Yep.

955
00:34:07.330 --> 00:34:08.330
 Okay, so God.

956
00:34:08.590 --> 00:34:09.870
 Okay, so you like Fridays.

957
00:34:10.090 --> 00:34:11.909
 Okay, do you like the show Fridays?

958
00:34:11.989 --> 00:34:13.190
 Do you remember the show Fridays?

959
00:34:13.350 --> 00:34:14.530
 Do you still watch it on Channel 8?

960
00:34:14.770 --> 00:34:16.070
 No, no, no, no.

961
00:34:16.290 --> 00:34:19.850
 Okay, every answer, you're like a machine of not.

962
00:34:19.850 --> 00:34:21.550
 No, that's a Fridays reference.

963
00:34:21.550 --> 00:34:23.110
 Oh, that's okay.

964
00:34:23.190 --> 00:34:25.070
 That's for the Fridays heads out there.

965
00:34:25.110 --> 00:34:28.030
 That's for all you Fridays heads out there.

966
00:34:28.050 --> 00:34:28.389
 Yeah.

967
00:34:28.570 --> 00:34:30.510
 What do you like, Big Scotty?

968
00:34:30.670 --> 00:34:31.989
 This is a great question, Wisp.

969
00:34:31.989 --> 00:34:33.070
 I feel like we never got to it

970
00:34:33.070 --> 00:34:34.690
 because he doesn't like a lot of things.

971
00:34:34.909 --> 00:34:36.830
 But what does Big Scotty like?

972
00:34:37.170 --> 00:34:40.110
 End of the day, gun in your mouth.

973
00:34:41.070 --> 00:34:42.489
 What's Big Scotty like?

974
00:34:43.510 --> 00:34:45.110
 Well, I don't like this gun in my mouth.

975
00:34:45.110 --> 00:34:46.530
 Okay, well, I'm just saying.

976
00:34:46.710 --> 00:34:47.530
 Now, honestly.

977
00:34:48.230 --> 00:34:49.570
 That is, I will take that back.

978
00:34:49.570 --> 00:34:50.230
 Gun is out.

979
00:34:50.230 --> 00:34:51.510
 I'm pointing it in the air.

980
00:34:51.590 --> 00:34:52.090
 Not at A.

981
00:34:52.090 --> 00:34:52.710
 I like.

982
00:34:52.830 --> 00:34:53.949
 Gun's up here.

983
00:34:54.929 --> 00:34:55.409
 Sunset.

984
00:34:56.409 --> 00:34:57.650
 Didn't see that one coming.

985
00:34:58.070 --> 00:34:58.810
 Did not see.

986
00:34:59.290 --> 00:35:00.890
 A cool evening breeze.

987
00:35:01.110 --> 00:35:02.210
 Mine's very nice.

988
00:35:02.690 --> 00:35:03.430
 It's very nice.

989
00:35:03.470 --> 00:35:04.110
 It's beautiful.

990
00:35:04.630 --> 00:35:06.110
 A casket.

991
00:35:06.370 --> 00:35:06.750
 Okay.

992
00:35:06.970 --> 00:35:08.470
 I already don't like where this is going.

993
00:35:08.690 --> 00:35:09.750
 I have a feeling. Nighttime funerals.

994
00:35:09.810 --> 00:35:11.990
 He's really into a nighttime funeral golf.

995
00:35:12.770 --> 00:35:13.030
 Yeah.

996
00:35:13.390 --> 00:35:14.890
 More of a dusk funeral.

997
00:35:15.050 --> 00:35:16.210
 You like a dusk funeral?

998
00:35:16.610 --> 00:35:18.490
 Yeah, because you got to hurry.

999
00:35:18.770 --> 00:35:19.130
 Yeah.

1000
00:35:19.130 --> 00:35:21.750
 You got to get that stiff in the ground.

1001
00:35:22.310 --> 00:35:23.270
 For golden hours over.

1002
00:35:23.530 --> 00:35:25.290
 Before the sun goes down.

1003
00:35:25.550 --> 00:35:28.070
 Cause there's no lights in a cemetery.

1004
00:35:28.430 --> 00:35:29.750
 There's no lights in a cemetery.

1005
00:35:29.930 --> 00:35:31.770
 That's one of my favorite Eagle songs actually.

1006
00:35:31.850 --> 00:35:32.630
 It's a B side.

1007
00:35:32.890 --> 00:35:33.690
 No lights in a cemetery.

1008
00:35:33.710 --> 00:35:35.650
 You got to get that stiff in the ground

1009
00:35:35.650 --> 00:35:38.850
 before the light goes down.

1010
00:35:39.650 --> 00:35:40.410
 So they're not going to play that.

1011
00:35:40.410 --> 00:35:41.550
 You can hear Don Henley and Glenn Fry

1012
00:35:41.550 --> 00:35:43.270
 fighting in the background of that song.

1013
00:35:43.350 --> 00:35:44.850
 Just like punching each other out.

1014
00:35:45.270 --> 00:35:46.770
 Not going to be playing that at the big ball.

1015
00:35:46.770 --> 00:35:48.230
 But maybe we can get that in.

1016
00:35:48.230 --> 00:35:50.590
 Scotty, can we get a request into Don Henley?

1017
00:35:51.590 --> 00:35:51.930
 Is there any?

1018
00:35:52.910 --> 00:35:53.690
 Shaking his head no.

1019
00:35:53.690 --> 00:35:54.070
 Shaking his head no.

1020
00:35:54.510 --> 00:35:57.770
 It's a great, great Wisp Turlington show so far.

1021
00:35:58.590 --> 00:35:58.650
 My God.

1022
00:35:58.930 --> 00:36:00.790
 6.08?

1023
00:36:01.490 --> 00:36:02.430
 How is it?

1024
00:36:02.430 --> 00:36:02.790
 Oh my gosh.

1025
00:36:02.790 --> 00:36:05.210
 It's only been eight minutes, Scotty.

1026
00:36:06.010 --> 00:36:07.010
 That is insane.

1027
00:36:07.570 --> 00:36:08.750
 Oh my God.

1028
00:36:08.990 --> 00:36:12.270
 So Big Scotty's getting better mentally in some ways.

1029
00:36:12.330 --> 00:36:15.310
 And then the dusk funeral comes around.

1030
00:36:15.830 --> 00:36:17.750
 It's really all about the lotion.

1031
00:36:18.450 --> 00:36:20.910
 Okay, so we're back to the lotion and the rocks.

1032
00:36:21.110 --> 00:36:23.610
 How do those factor into your dusk funeral?

1033
00:36:23.950 --> 00:36:24.750
 They don't.

1034
00:36:26.010 --> 00:36:26.530
 Oh.

1035
00:36:26.850 --> 00:36:27.590
 Fuck me.

1036
00:36:28.070 --> 00:36:29.310
 Oh Jesus Christ.

1037
00:36:29.810 --> 00:36:30.830
 Or do they?

1038
00:36:31.410 --> 00:36:31.690
 Wow.

1039
00:36:31.690 --> 00:36:33.150
 You tell us, Big Scotty.

1040
00:36:33.310 --> 00:36:35.110
 I mean, you're the guest for this hour.

1041
00:36:35.270 --> 00:36:36.510
 Oh no, that was a joke.

1042
00:36:36.650 --> 00:36:37.550
 Oh, that was a joke.

1043
00:36:37.690 --> 00:36:38.210
 Clearly.

1044
00:36:38.550 --> 00:36:39.050
 Landed.

1045
00:36:39.070 --> 00:36:40.190
 Yeah, because I'm funny now.

1046
00:36:40.350 --> 00:36:42.970
 Oh, okay, good, good, good.

1047
00:36:42.970 --> 00:36:45.370
 That's something Abe has been helping me with.

1048
00:36:45.470 --> 00:36:46.910
 Abe helped you out with some humor.

1049
00:36:47.730 --> 00:36:47.950
 Interesting.

1050
00:36:48.550 --> 00:36:50.550
 What are Abe's credentials that he can help you out with?

1051
00:36:50.550 --> 00:36:52.450
 Yeah, does Abe have any comedy credentials?

1052
00:36:52.650 --> 00:36:56.150
 His son is a pretty popular comedian.

1053
00:36:57.190 --> 00:36:57.630
 Oh.

1054
00:36:58.570 --> 00:36:59.950
 What's Abe's last name?

1055
00:37:00.630 --> 00:37:00.990
 Rife.

1056
00:37:01.310 --> 00:37:04.730
 You know, I honestly, I had a feeling

1057
00:37:04.730 --> 00:37:06.830
 because when you said popular,

1058
00:37:06.830 --> 00:37:08.370
 I was like, it's gonna be a good one.

1059
00:37:08.750 --> 00:37:11.550
 It's gonna be a comedian we love here on 108.9 The Hawk.

1060
00:37:11.550 --> 00:37:12.110
 It's one of two.

1061
00:37:12.110 --> 00:37:15.730
 It's gonna be Jamie Kennedy or Matt Rife.

1062
00:37:15.950 --> 00:37:18.290
 And as soon as you said Rife, Abe Rife.

1063
00:37:18.550 --> 00:37:19.750
 He's my godson.

1064
00:37:20.050 --> 00:37:21.070
 He is your godson.

1065
00:37:21.230 --> 00:37:22.830
 So if anything happens to Abe,

1066
00:37:23.390 --> 00:37:25.510
 let's say one of those Felder snipers

1067
00:37:25.510 --> 00:37:27.650
 takes him out once he notices the cannon.

1068
00:37:28.550 --> 00:37:30.230
 I own, I own.

1069
00:37:30.430 --> 00:37:32.850
 Well, I was gonna say have to raise, not.

1070
00:37:33.010 --> 00:37:33.370
 His kid.

1071
00:37:34.310 --> 00:37:34.830
 Oh.

1072
00:37:34.970 --> 00:37:35.130
 Matt.

1073
00:37:35.650 --> 00:37:38.230
 You would own Matt Rife if that happened.

1074
00:37:38.710 --> 00:37:39.070
 Yes.

1075
00:37:39.870 --> 00:37:40.430
 Interesting.

1076
00:37:40.910 --> 00:37:43.770
 I guess I just don't know how god kids go.

1077
00:37:43.790 --> 00:37:44.310
 No.

1078
00:37:44.410 --> 00:37:47.690
 I've never been asked to be a godfather,

1079
00:37:48.070 --> 00:37:49.670
 which is something very shocking to me

1080
00:37:49.670 --> 00:37:52.270
 because I have a lot of friends,

1081
00:37:52.610 --> 00:37:54.870
 but none I guess as dear as Abe

1082
00:37:55.650 --> 00:37:58.110
 to let me own their child.

1083
00:37:59.550 --> 00:38:01.410
 Do you and Matt Rife get along, your godson?

1084
00:38:01.610 --> 00:38:03.890
 We agree to disagree a fair amount.

1085
00:38:04.530 --> 00:38:07.930
 What do you disagree about at the end of the day?

1086
00:38:08.170 --> 00:38:08.630
 Bread.

1087
00:38:08.630 --> 00:38:09.750
 Oh.

1088
00:38:10.110 --> 00:38:12.950
 Out of all of the Matt Rife takes the thing,

1089
00:38:13.450 --> 00:38:14.910
 you don't disagree on his bread.

1090
00:38:15.650 --> 00:38:17.010
 He likes white bread.

1091
00:38:17.530 --> 00:38:18.010
 Clearly.

1092
00:38:18.290 --> 00:38:18.930
 Yeah, clearly.

1093
00:38:19.330 --> 00:38:20.770
 See that coming a mile away.

1094
00:38:21.110 --> 00:38:22.470
 No pumpernickel.

1095
00:38:23.110 --> 00:38:23.890
 No rye.

1096
00:38:24.070 --> 00:38:25.510
 He likes it, I love it.

1097
00:38:25.750 --> 00:38:26.970
 You love white bread.

1098
00:38:27.410 --> 00:38:27.690
 Yeah.

1099
00:38:27.890 --> 00:38:31.390
 The disagreement is level of enjoyment of white bread.

1100
00:38:31.390 --> 00:38:31.850
 Right.

1101
00:38:32.270 --> 00:38:32.950
 My god.

1102
00:38:33.050 --> 00:38:33.430
 Yeah.

1103
00:38:34.070 --> 00:38:36.630
 I hope you can get through this rift with Rife.

1104
00:38:36.630 --> 00:38:38.050
 No, I knew that was a joke because I laughed.

1105
00:38:38.050 --> 00:38:38.670
 Oh, that was.

1106
00:38:38.810 --> 00:38:39.570
 That was a joke.

1107
00:38:39.870 --> 00:38:42.130
 Ha ha ha ha out loud.

1108
00:38:42.490 --> 00:38:43.010
 Oh.

1109
00:38:44.210 --> 00:38:46.170
 More with Big Scotty coming up

1110
00:38:46.170 --> 00:38:49.550
 because I just got word that our seven o'clock guests,

1111
00:38:49.830 --> 00:38:52.650
 the guys from 38 Special will not be coming in

1112
00:38:52.650 --> 00:38:55.470
 and we no longer have the phoner

1113
00:38:55.470 --> 00:38:59.150
 with the cast of Pluribus.

1114
00:38:59.450 --> 00:38:59.970
 So.

1115
00:39:00.470 --> 00:39:01.870
 And in the eight o'clock hour.

1116
00:39:01.870 --> 00:39:02.830
 Oh, canceled as well.

1117
00:39:02.910 --> 00:39:04.510
 Matt Rife was coming at eight o'clock.

1118
00:39:04.570 --> 00:39:05.730
 Son of a bitch.

1119
00:39:06.070 --> 00:39:06.710
 I don't know why.

1120
00:39:06.710 --> 00:39:07.090
 Right.

1121
00:39:07.130 --> 00:39:11.090
 He had to cancel to not see his godfather, but okay.

1122
00:39:11.450 --> 00:39:13.590
 I mean, we don't want to keep you.

1123
00:39:13.590 --> 00:39:18.130
 If you want to hang out, Big Scotty, you can, but.

1124
00:39:18.950 --> 00:39:21.670
 Well, I'm waiting for my motorcycle to get fixed.

1125
00:39:21.710 --> 00:39:23.290
 So I got some time to kill.

1126
00:39:23.350 --> 00:39:24.110
 Okay, good.

1127
00:39:24.310 --> 00:39:25.390
 All right, fair enough.

1128
00:39:25.610 --> 00:39:28.410
 All right, well more with Big Scotty coming up.

1129
00:39:29.570 --> 00:39:31.930
 And Scotty, if you can just start typing

1130
00:39:31.930 --> 00:39:33.190
 some stuff into Bastard,

1131
00:39:33.310 --> 00:39:36.270
 see if there is a way we can get out of this

1132
00:39:36.270 --> 00:39:37.470
 because I got to tell you,

1133
00:39:37.650 --> 00:39:39.590
 it kind of feels like I'm stuck between.

1134
00:39:40.430 --> 00:39:41.950
 Heaven and hell right now.

1135
00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:43.730
 It's Sabbath, by request.

1136
00:39:44.290 --> 00:39:46.150
 108.9, the hawk.

1137
00:39:46.310 --> 00:39:48.330
 Ants, they're everywhere in Val Verde.

1138
00:39:48.510 --> 00:39:50.650
 Sometimes you can't even get into your automobile

1139
00:39:50.650 --> 00:39:52.270
 without seeing a big damn ant

1140
00:39:52.270 --> 00:39:53.770
 right behind your steering wheel.

1141
00:39:53.930 --> 00:39:55.110
 But not on my watch.

1142
00:39:55.410 --> 00:39:58.990
 Hi, I'm legendary acoustic rocker, Dave Matthews.

1143
00:39:59.130 --> 00:40:01.570
 And when the Dave Matthews band aren't on the road,

1144
00:40:01.910 --> 00:40:03.910
 I'm right here in Val Verde

1145
00:40:03.910 --> 00:40:06.190
 bringing war to these goddamn ants.

1146
00:40:06.430 --> 00:40:07.330
 How do I do it?

1147
00:40:07.410 --> 00:40:09.010
 Well, let me sing it at you.

1148
00:40:09.530 --> 00:40:12.650
 You wake in the morning

1149
00:40:12.650 --> 00:40:17.030
 covered in big ant bites and calling

1150
00:40:17.030 --> 00:40:21.330
 Dave Matthews to kill them all

1151
00:40:21.330 --> 00:40:25.430
 crawling under your table and shooting

1152
00:40:25.430 --> 00:40:32.730
 take these ant tram in the places

1153
00:40:32.730 --> 00:40:35.630
 where the ants like to hide

1154
00:40:35.630 --> 00:40:38.470
 one touch, the ants all die

1155
00:40:38.470 --> 00:40:40.170
 Dave Matthews approaches the ants

1156
00:40:40.170 --> 00:40:42.350
 with a big gun he made to kill ants

1157
00:40:42.350 --> 00:40:44.430
 probably illegal in Val Verde

1158
00:40:44.430 --> 00:40:46.890
 but one shot, two shot, ants dead

1159
00:40:46.890 --> 00:40:48.710
 on your fence and in your attic

1160
00:40:48.710 --> 00:40:51.190
 ants die, die, die

1161
00:40:51.190 --> 00:40:53.130
 and that's how it's done

1162
00:40:53.130 --> 00:40:55.190
 at Dave Matthews fast removal.

1163
00:40:56.570 --> 00:41:00.030
 You're listening to 108.9, the hawk.

1164
00:41:02.020 --> 00:41:03.920
 Big news, Val Verde, of course,

1165
00:41:03.920 --> 00:41:06.340
 the Doobie Brothers Blackwater Water Park

1166
00:41:06.340 --> 00:41:08.540
 is opening up this weekend.

1167
00:41:08.680 --> 00:41:11.200
 Free tickets all week long

1168
00:41:11.200 --> 00:41:13.220
 on the Big Truck and Greg show.

1169
00:41:13.620 --> 00:41:14.860
 Very exciting there.

1170
00:41:15.100 --> 00:41:16.020
 I cannot wait to dip.

1171
00:41:16.040 --> 00:41:18.640
 I can't wait to dip my toes right there

1172
00:41:18.640 --> 00:41:20.440
 and I'm just gonna get on the slide.

1173
00:41:20.680 --> 00:41:21.840
 I'm gonna get up on the slide.

1174
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:22.900
 You just gotta get on that slide.

1175
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:25.800
 I'm gonna be sliding down the highway this weekend

1176
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:26.920
 if you know what I'm talking about.

1177
00:41:26.980 --> 00:41:29.340
 And you gotta remember the Blackwater Water Park's motto

1178
00:41:29.340 --> 00:41:31.660
 listen to the music and don't listen to the news

1179
00:41:31.660 --> 00:41:33.240
 about the 27 deaths.

1180
00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:34.880
 Last season at Blackwater Water Park.

1181
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:36.140
 That is fake news.

1182
00:41:36.560 --> 00:41:40.300
 Last season, all new season at Blackwater Water Park.

1183
00:41:40.620 --> 00:41:43.480
 It's not gonna happen again.

1184
00:41:44.020 --> 00:41:46.240
 Find sponsors of 108.9, the hawk.

1185
00:41:46.700 --> 00:41:49.980
 Doobie Brothers, how do you feel about the Doobies?

1186
00:41:49.980 --> 00:41:50.880
 Great question. Big Scotty.

1187
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:52.660
 I don't like bossy music.

1188
00:41:53.100 --> 00:41:55.180
 You find that to be bossy in what way?

1189
00:41:55.180 --> 00:41:57.540
 Listen to the music.

1190
00:41:58.680 --> 00:41:59.140
 Okay.

1191
00:41:59.640 --> 00:42:00.780
 Taking it to the streets.

1192
00:42:00.780 --> 00:42:03.460
 Jesus is just all right with me.

1193
00:42:03.560 --> 00:42:04.680
 Show, don't tell.

1194
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:05.420
 Okay.

1195
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:08.180
 That's a great writing tip.

1196
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:09.400
 Did Abe teach you that one?

1197
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:10.620
 Was that an Abe?

1198
00:42:10.620 --> 00:42:11.240
 Was that an Abe?

1199
00:42:11.360 --> 00:42:12.340
 Writing, writing.

1200
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:13.000
 Writing, writing.

1201
00:42:13.020 --> 00:42:14.040
 Oh yes, yes.

1202
00:42:14.040 --> 00:42:14.140
 Writing.

1203
00:42:14.460 --> 00:42:15.700
 He said show, don't tell.

1204
00:42:15.700 --> 00:42:16.100
 Yes.

1205
00:42:16.140 --> 00:42:18.000
 Or did Matt tell you that about comedy?

1206
00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:20.360
 Because he is a subtle comedian.

1207
00:42:21.060 --> 00:42:22.560
 Subtle, subtle, subtle comedian.

1208
00:42:23.080 --> 00:42:24.280
 Yes, subtle.

1209
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:25.880
 If you owned Matt Rife

1210
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:27.800
 would you have to move to Austin, Texas?

1211
00:42:28.760 --> 00:42:31.180
 At this point I think we would end up being

1212
00:42:31.180 --> 00:42:34.460
 kind of like two tramps moving around.

1213
00:42:35.540 --> 00:42:37.600
 Going wherever the wind takes us.

1214
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:39.840
 So you would say, hey, I'm sorry, Matt.

1215
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:41.500
 Three tramps, I forgot about.

1216
00:42:41.820 --> 00:42:42.600
 Well, Abe is dead.

1217
00:42:42.600 --> 00:42:43.160
 Abe's dead.

1218
00:42:43.340 --> 00:42:44.280
 Yeah, in this case, Abe's dead.

1219
00:42:44.420 --> 00:42:45.260
 You own Matt Rife.

1220
00:42:45.380 --> 00:42:46.820
 Own Matt, and you're like, Matt.

1221
00:42:47.620 --> 00:42:50.720
 Matt, you're gonna have to leave your career.

1222
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:52.440
 We're just gonna hop on trains.

1223
00:42:52.980 --> 00:42:54.280
 We're gonna, yes.

1224
00:42:57.500 --> 00:42:58.420
 Trains spawning.

1225
00:42:58.800 --> 00:43:00.680
 Okay, thank you for that.

1226
00:43:03.460 --> 00:43:03.980
 Scotty.

1227
00:43:04.380 --> 00:43:05.700
 See, this is what big Scotty does.

1228
00:43:05.700 --> 00:43:06.200
 That was a joke.

1229
00:43:06.700 --> 00:43:08.540
 No, I know, it was so good.

1230
00:43:08.820 --> 00:43:11.540
 It was drier than the driest joke you've ever heard.

1231
00:43:11.660 --> 00:43:15.560
 We're gonna tear dingbats to the ground with this.

1232
00:43:16.380 --> 00:43:19.900
 I thought you guys knew comedy.

1233
00:43:20.580 --> 00:43:21.060
 We do.

1234
00:43:21.420 --> 00:43:21.820
 We do know.

1235
00:43:21.820 --> 00:43:24.120
 Every morning show on the radio is very funny.

1236
00:43:24.500 --> 00:43:26.980
 You've missed like five of the jokes I've told.

1237
00:43:26.980 --> 00:43:28.600
 I wrote them down.

1238
00:43:29.020 --> 00:43:30.300
 Yeah, we didn't miss them.

1239
00:43:30.520 --> 00:43:32.300
 We have reviewed them in the midday.

1240
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:35.380
 And we're gonna try to use them later in the afternoon.

1241
00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:40.580
 Hey, let's play a game.

1242
00:43:40.700 --> 00:43:42.180
 Who wants to play a game?

1243
00:43:42.220 --> 00:43:46.400
 Games are fun, and we have them right here on the radio.

1244
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:47.340
 Big Scotty, you ready for a game?

1245
00:43:47.700 --> 00:43:49.220
 You ready for a game, big Scotty?

1246
00:43:49.220 --> 00:43:49.980
 Here we go.

1247
00:43:49.980 --> 00:43:50.940
 Let's play a game.

1248
00:43:52.160 --> 00:43:56.940
 All right, this game is called Celebrity Impressions.

1249
00:43:58.020 --> 00:43:58.840
 Oh, boy.

1250
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:01.880
 So you are up against Gorp or Golf

1251
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:04.380
 or whatever you wanna call him today.

1252
00:44:05.740 --> 00:44:06.640
 Points to the winner.

1253
00:44:07.300 --> 00:44:09.560
 He's talking about me, he's talking about me,

1254
00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:11.080
 big Scotty, Jesus Christ.

1255
00:44:11.260 --> 00:44:11.660
 Okay.

1256
00:44:11.860 --> 00:44:13.080
 You've met me multiple times.

1257
00:44:13.140 --> 00:44:14.200
 You've never even met Wisp.

1258
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:15.460
 Forget about it.

1259
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:16.340
 All right, here we go.

1260
00:44:16.700 --> 00:44:17.560
 Here we.

1261
00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:18.700
 I like Wisp.

1262
00:44:19.240 --> 00:44:20.600
 Thank you, big Scotty.

1263
00:44:20.600 --> 00:44:22.800
 I had a feeling this is how it's gonna turn out.

1264
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:25.260
 That is very nice.

1265
00:44:25.520 --> 00:44:27.020
 I'm warming up to you, Gulp.

1266
00:44:28.140 --> 00:44:28.660
 Well.

1267
00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:29.800
 Gulp.

1268
00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:31.200
 To keep you warming up,

1269
00:44:31.240 --> 00:44:33.100
 I'm not gonna correct you on Gulp.

1270
00:44:33.240 --> 00:44:35.740
 I mean, I might start just calling you Gulp.

1271
00:44:36.040 --> 00:44:38.220
 Sounds like a 20th tier character

1272
00:44:38.220 --> 00:44:39.740
 in a Marvel Universe movie.

1273
00:44:40.220 --> 00:44:40.920
 You're just like, really?

1274
00:44:41.160 --> 00:44:42.140
 You're pulling that one?

1275
00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:43.520
 All right, cool, Gulp.

1276
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:47.080
 Like Tycho Waititi would do the voice of Gulp.

1277
00:44:47.420 --> 00:44:48.480
 I am Gulp.

1278
00:44:48.660 --> 00:44:50.260
 Yes, yes, I'm Gulp.

1279
00:44:50.260 --> 00:44:50.820
 Here we go.

1280
00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:53.420
 I got the, we're going for the big guns right now.

1281
00:44:53.420 --> 00:44:54.560
 We're going for the big guns.

1282
00:44:54.880 --> 00:44:57.500
 We're gonna start with you, Scotty.

1283
00:44:57.720 --> 00:44:58.760
 Big Scotty.

1284
00:44:59.700 --> 00:45:02.880
 And your celebrity impression to do for 10 points,

1285
00:45:05.640 --> 00:45:06.520
 Jeff Goldblum.

1286
00:45:06.760 --> 00:45:07.420
 Fire away.

1287
00:45:11.460 --> 00:45:12.320
 Jeff Goldblum.

1288
00:45:12.700 --> 00:45:13.140
 Glasses.

1289
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:14.340
 Big pile of shit.

1290
00:45:14.660 --> 00:45:15.340
 Jurassic Park.

1291
00:45:16.380 --> 00:45:18.160
 That's a big pile of shit was one of his lines.

1292
00:45:18.160 --> 00:45:19.000
 He's not a big pile of shit.

1293
00:45:19.060 --> 00:45:21.580
 He's like, look at this gigantic pile of shit.

1294
00:45:22.500 --> 00:45:23.880
 Well, you just did the impression.

1295
00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:24.620
 I didn't do it.

1296
00:45:24.620 --> 00:45:25.740
 I said his line.

1297
00:45:26.160 --> 00:45:27.760
 Well, it sounded just like him.

1298
00:45:28.160 --> 00:45:31.160
 Okay, well, you do yours then.

1299
00:45:31.940 --> 00:45:32.820
 I'm a fly.

1300
00:45:34.740 --> 00:45:35.920
 Wait, that was your impression?

1301
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:37.240
 It was I'm a fly?

1302
00:45:38.040 --> 00:45:38.580
 Mm-hmm.

1303
00:45:39.120 --> 00:45:41.940
 Okay, I'm sorry, but that's correct, Jeff.

1304
00:45:42.080 --> 00:45:43.240
 You got 10 points.

1305
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:44.960
 It's 10 points for Jeff.

1306
00:45:44.980 --> 00:45:47.100
 There's a correctness to the impressions.

1307
00:45:47.180 --> 00:45:48.120
 Yeah, it was right.

1308
00:45:48.120 --> 00:45:49.960
 He just has to name a movie he's in.

1309
00:45:50.340 --> 00:45:50.860
 Interesting.

1310
00:45:51.540 --> 00:45:53.120
 All right, Jeff, are you ready?

1311
00:45:53.660 --> 00:45:54.380
 Show me that you're ready.

1312
00:45:54.380 --> 00:45:57.340
 I'm ready, all right, all right.

1313
00:45:57.580 --> 00:45:59.360
 I got my James Austin Johnson on.

1314
00:45:59.420 --> 00:46:00.300
 I'm ready here.

1315
00:46:01.520 --> 00:46:03.500
 Your celebrity impression,

1316
00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:06.440
 Aileen Wuernos.

1317
00:46:08.300 --> 00:46:09.940
 Ah, Jesus, really?

1318
00:46:10.200 --> 00:46:10.600
 This is-

1319
00:46:10.600 --> 00:46:12.420
 That's where the system's at, Aileen,

1320
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:14.120
 also known as Monster.

1321
00:46:14.920 --> 00:46:15.700
 Now, the heart button.

1322
00:46:16.060 --> 00:46:16.860
 From Aileen Wuernos.

1323
00:46:19.240 --> 00:46:20.640
 I'm a monster.

1324
00:46:23.140 --> 00:46:25.300
 I'm making myself look, oh, God.

1325
00:46:25.760 --> 00:46:27.280
 Nope, Scotty said that's wrong.

1326
00:46:28.060 --> 00:46:30.520
 It's hard because we're an audio medium,

1327
00:46:30.720 --> 00:46:34.040
 as this should be in Tresor Radio, not about video.

1328
00:46:34.540 --> 00:46:35.680
 And if we were doing video,

1329
00:46:35.800 --> 00:46:38.760
 you would see this amazing physical impression

1330
00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:40.560
 I did of her, but-

1331
00:46:40.560 --> 00:46:43.360
 Online, we are just a radio station,

1332
00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:44.560
 sometimes a podcast.

1333
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:47.020
 Sometimes a podcast, never a video podcast.

1334
00:46:47.080 --> 00:46:48.200
 Why would anyone do that?

1335
00:46:48.200 --> 00:46:49.180
 That seems crazy.

1336
00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:50.820
 You're in the lead.

1337
00:46:51.940 --> 00:46:52.440
 God damn it.

1338
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:53.200
 Big Scotty.

1339
00:46:53.620 --> 00:46:54.840
 I can't believe this, honestly.

1340
00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:57.840
 Celebrity impressions for Big Scotty.

1341
00:46:57.920 --> 00:46:59.080
 Seth Rogen, go.

1342
00:47:03.590 --> 00:47:04.750
 Anytime, Big Scotty.

1343
00:47:04.930 --> 00:47:07.230
 Just want to shoot it out and do the interview.

1344
00:47:08.870 --> 00:47:10.670
 Is that your impression, the um?

1345
00:47:11.030 --> 00:47:11.670
 Is that-

1346
00:47:11.670 --> 00:47:14.530
 He, um.

1347
00:47:14.790 --> 00:47:15.410
 Yeah, I guess.

1348
00:47:16.610 --> 00:47:17.610
 It's not bad, actually, so-

1349
00:47:17.610 --> 00:47:19.930
 Clearly a line from the studio.

1350
00:47:19.930 --> 00:47:20.590
 I think it is true.

1351
00:47:20.590 --> 00:47:22.790
 Season one, episode three.

1352
00:47:23.590 --> 00:47:24.050
 And-

1353
00:47:24.050 --> 00:47:24.970
 Okay, I can hold on.

1354
00:47:25.150 --> 00:47:25.570
 Okay.

1355
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:29.460
 Oh, is that the line from the studio?

1356
00:47:30.100 --> 00:47:30.360
 No.

1357
00:47:30.640 --> 00:47:31.120
 Okay.

1358
00:47:31.120 --> 00:47:32.240
 I said, hold on.

1359
00:47:32.240 --> 00:47:32.660
 Okay.

1360
00:47:37.260 --> 00:47:38.260
 I'm a studio.

1361
00:47:40.160 --> 00:47:41.920
 There it is.

1362
00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:43.240
 Knew it.

1363
00:47:43.640 --> 00:47:44.460
 All right, 20 points to Big Scotty here.

1364
00:47:44.460 --> 00:47:46.300
 You know, I'm sorry, I do have to take Umbridge.

1365
00:47:46.380 --> 00:47:48.400
 He's not a studio in the show.

1366
00:47:48.460 --> 00:47:49.960
 So now he's just not even naming.

1367
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:51.660
 Did you watch the show, Glurp?

1368
00:47:52.040 --> 00:47:53.360
 I didn't watch it.

1369
00:47:53.500 --> 00:47:54.320
 It made me feel bad.

1370
00:47:54.420 --> 00:47:55.580
 The system says-

1371
00:47:55.580 --> 00:47:56.580
 He's a studio in it.

1372
00:47:56.700 --> 00:47:58.300
 Oh, I didn't realize this whole time.

1373
00:47:58.300 --> 00:47:59.500
 He is a studio.

1374
00:48:00.020 --> 00:48:02.340
 Another 10 to Big Scotty for that.

1375
00:48:02.580 --> 00:48:02.960
 Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.

1376
00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:05.220
 Okay, you can win it all back right here

1377
00:48:05.220 --> 00:48:06.600
 if you get this one right.

1378
00:48:06.640 --> 00:48:07.380
 Can I?

1379
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:11.700
 And of course, this is a celebrity in Val Verde.

1380
00:48:11.880 --> 00:48:16.920
 Of course, I'm talking about the Cypress Creek Cutter.

1381
00:48:17.740 --> 00:48:20.120
 Everyone knows when the Cypress Creek Cutter

1382
00:48:20.120 --> 00:48:22.360
 was going around and cutting everyone around

1383
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:24.640
 Cypress Creek right here in Val Verde.

1384
00:48:24.720 --> 00:48:25.980
 He had a very distinctive voice.

1385
00:48:26.120 --> 00:48:29.400
 And it's your turn, Jeff Garlock.

1386
00:48:30.240 --> 00:48:36.000
 I'm the Cypress Creek Cutter and I'm gonna cut.

1387
00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:36.980
 You can steal it.

1388
00:48:36.980 --> 00:48:38.100
 You can steal it, Big Scotty.

1389
00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:39.360
 Jesus Christ.

1390
00:48:40.360 --> 00:48:41.300
 Stealing's wrong.

1391
00:48:43.530 --> 00:48:44.930
 That was his catchphrase.

1392
00:48:44.930 --> 00:48:46.690
 That was his catchphrase, goddammit.

1393
00:48:46.890 --> 00:48:48.750
 He said Cypress Creek Cutter.

1394
00:48:48.870 --> 00:48:51.070
 Always said stealing is wrong.

1395
00:48:51.070 --> 00:48:52.790
 He always cut, but he hated stealing.

1396
00:48:53.670 --> 00:48:56.250
 Now his game's over.

1397
00:48:56.950 --> 00:48:58.030
 With the big ball.

1398
00:48:58.530 --> 00:49:00.030
 Okay, back to what you won.

1399
00:49:01.550 --> 00:49:04.670
 What's their policy on motorcycles?

1400
00:49:06.170 --> 00:49:08.250
 You can park in the parking lot.

1401
00:49:08.250 --> 00:49:08.870
 You can.

1402
00:49:09.110 --> 00:49:10.950
 In the motorcycle section.

1403
00:49:12.070 --> 00:49:13.070
 You can't bring it in though?

1404
00:49:13.230 --> 00:49:14.930
 You cannot bring it into the big ball

1405
00:49:14.930 --> 00:49:16.670
 because at some point during the show,

1406
00:49:16.750 --> 00:49:19.170
 the big ball does become mobile

1407
00:49:19.770 --> 00:49:21.790
 and starts going right up and down Slayer Pulse.

1408
00:49:21.810 --> 00:49:23.170
 And there will be motorcycles,

1409
00:49:23.230 --> 00:49:25.450
 but there'll be Eagles branded motorcycles

1410
00:49:25.450 --> 00:49:28.450
 going in it like it's Ringling Brothers

1411
00:49:28.450 --> 00:49:29.950
 and Barnum Bailey Circus.

1412
00:49:29.950 --> 00:49:31.250
 Because I was wondering

1413
00:49:31.250 --> 00:49:34.550
 if I could ride my motorcycle up and around.

1414
00:49:36.690 --> 00:49:37.130
 No.

1415
00:49:38.490 --> 00:49:38.930
 Maybe?

1416
00:49:40.270 --> 00:49:41.470
 I'd like to.

1417
00:49:41.810 --> 00:49:43.770
 Okay, well, I mean, we can talk to the lawyers.

1418
00:49:44.350 --> 00:49:44.910
 We'll talk to her.

1419
00:49:44.910 --> 00:49:48.990
 I know Abe can ride his mechanized weapon wheelchair

1420
00:49:48.990 --> 00:49:50.190
 around in a circle.

1421
00:49:50.310 --> 00:49:51.070
 That is in the-

1422
00:49:51.070 --> 00:49:52.710
 That is ADA approved.

1423
00:49:52.950 --> 00:49:54.270
 So he can bring that up.

1424
00:49:54.410 --> 00:49:54.690
 ADA approved.

1425
00:49:54.750 --> 00:49:56.650
 Even with a cannon, they can let it.

1426
00:49:56.750 --> 00:49:59.070
 So if you wanted to ride on Abe, you could do that.

1427
00:49:59.070 --> 00:50:01.370
 Abe will do what Abe will do.

1428
00:50:01.770 --> 00:50:02.290
 Wow.

1429
00:50:02.930 --> 00:50:04.290
 So Abe won't let you ride.

1430
00:50:04.490 --> 00:50:06.650
 Is there an extra seat for you on his wheelchair

1431
00:50:07.370 --> 00:50:08.790
 that pushes back?

1432
00:50:08.970 --> 00:50:09.910
 Little side seat.

1433
00:50:10.630 --> 00:50:12.010
 Little side seat.

1434
00:50:12.470 --> 00:50:16.550
 There is like a little, it's like a director's chair.

1435
00:50:17.430 --> 00:50:18.390
 Oh, that's-

1436
00:50:18.390 --> 00:50:20.110
 That seems unsafe, frankly.

1437
00:50:20.330 --> 00:50:21.050
 Extremely unsafe.

1438
00:50:21.110 --> 00:50:22.790
 Kids do not try this at home,

1439
00:50:22.790 --> 00:50:23.830
 if you know what I mean.

1440
00:50:23.910 --> 00:50:24.430
 Wow.

1441
00:50:27.990 --> 00:50:29.030
 Well-

1442
00:50:29.910 --> 00:50:32.410
 I'm just a little, I got to admit,

1443
00:50:33.310 --> 00:50:35.170
 the lotion is wearing off.

1444
00:50:35.450 --> 00:50:36.210
 Oh boy.

1445
00:50:36.690 --> 00:50:37.490
 All right.

1446
00:50:37.710 --> 00:50:39.210
 I can tell, honestly.

1447
00:50:39.550 --> 00:50:42.470
 We were, when you were yelling at us about your jokes,

1448
00:50:42.470 --> 00:50:45.970
 I was like, I think the lotion is fully absorbed.

1449
00:50:46.290 --> 00:50:47.530
 Turning purple, kind of.

1450
00:50:47.850 --> 00:50:49.430
 And I think I'm holding on

1451
00:50:49.430 --> 00:50:52.470
 to one too many magic stones right now.

1452
00:50:52.470 --> 00:50:53.370
 How many you got?

1453
00:50:54.530 --> 00:50:55.130
 Three.

1454
00:50:55.670 --> 00:50:56.970
 Yeah, that might go one too many.

1455
00:50:56.970 --> 00:50:57.450
 Magic stones.

1456
00:50:58.010 --> 00:50:59.670
 Usually I only hold one.

1457
00:50:59.670 --> 00:51:01.110
 That's usually more than enough.

1458
00:51:01.110 --> 00:51:02.150
 One is the limit.

1459
00:51:03.530 --> 00:51:06.510
 So what are you feeling right now, inside?

1460
00:51:07.910 --> 00:51:11.980
 I'm feeling mad.

1461
00:51:12.360 --> 00:51:12.980
 Oh boy. Clearly.

1462
00:51:13.540 --> 00:51:13.980
 Okay.

1463
00:51:14.200 --> 00:51:15.080
 Oh my God.

1464
00:51:16.040 --> 00:51:16.480
 Okay.

1465
00:51:16.940 --> 00:51:21.600
 I'm feeling like I'm gonna get on my soap box.

1466
00:51:21.600 --> 00:51:22.140
 Okay.

1467
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:22.640
 For a minute.

1468
00:51:22.980 --> 00:51:24.340
 And he brought one in,

1469
00:51:24.520 --> 00:51:25.520
 though he's putting it down.

1470
00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:27.460
 Like he was prepared to do this.

1471
00:51:27.520 --> 00:51:28.240
 Climbing on it.

1472
00:51:28.240 --> 00:51:29.200
 Jesus Christ.

1473
00:51:29.200 --> 00:51:29.700
 Okay.

1474
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:30.980
 Get on that soap box.

1475
00:51:30.980 --> 00:51:32.120
 Big Scotty.

1476
00:51:33.880 --> 00:51:36.160
 A certain someone just announced

1477
00:51:37.540 --> 00:51:39.460
 a live shows.

1478
00:51:40.220 --> 00:51:40.600
 Okay.

1479
00:51:40.620 --> 00:51:42.840
 This could be so many people.

1480
00:51:43.600 --> 00:51:47.540
 It could be Nazareth is going on the road.

1481
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:48.680
 Nah, Nazareth.

1482
00:51:48.920 --> 00:51:49.220
 Okay.

1483
00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:52.420
 I got no beef with Nazareth.

1484
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:54.340
 It's definitely not Steve Miller band

1485
00:51:54.340 --> 00:51:58.540
 because he's not feeling safe about traveling.

1486
00:51:58.540 --> 00:52:00.660
 Shine Down is going on the road.

1487
00:52:00.900 --> 00:52:02.300
 Shine Downs is going on the road.

1488
00:52:02.540 --> 00:52:02.660
 Shine Down.

1489
00:52:02.940 --> 00:52:03.140
 Okay.

1490
00:52:03.140 --> 00:52:04.300
 Nine points going on the road.

1491
00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:06.900
 Toto, Christopher Cross are going on the road

1492
00:52:06.900 --> 00:52:07.620
 together again.

1493
00:52:07.640 --> 00:52:09.360
 They can't keep away from each other.

1494
00:52:09.480 --> 00:52:10.420
 And the Romantics.

1495
00:52:10.580 --> 00:52:12.240
 That's a big, that's a big news.

1496
00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:13.040
 Get right there.

1497
00:52:13.460 --> 00:52:14.260
 None of those.

1498
00:52:14.600 --> 00:52:17.740
 Then I think the only one you could be referring to

1499
00:52:17.740 --> 00:52:19.860
 is the one, the only.

1500
00:52:20.140 --> 00:52:22.060
 Bruce Springsteen in the East Street band.

1501
00:52:22.100 --> 00:52:22.840
 Oh boy.

1502
00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:23.960
 There we go.

1503
00:52:24.160 --> 00:52:24.620
 Okay.

1504
00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:26.520
 The last time you were on one away point

1505
00:52:26.520 --> 00:52:28.760
 you said you just don't get it.

1506
00:52:29.300 --> 00:52:30.100
 I don't get it.

1507
00:52:30.100 --> 00:52:31.260
 I don't want it.

1508
00:52:31.380 --> 00:52:31.620
 Right.

1509
00:52:32.040 --> 00:52:33.540
 You shouldn't want it.

1510
00:52:33.620 --> 00:52:33.960
 Okay.

1511
00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:37.560
 If you get it, you should get rid of it.

1512
00:52:37.560 --> 00:52:38.100
 Okay.

1513
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:39.260
 Like a rash.

1514
00:52:40.140 --> 00:52:42.140
 You're saying Bruce Springsteen is the equivalent

1515
00:52:42.140 --> 00:52:43.840
 of a rock and roll rash.

1516
00:52:44.100 --> 00:52:45.560
 They call him the boss.

1517
00:52:45.620 --> 00:52:46.180
 Yeah.

1518
00:52:46.980 --> 00:52:50.160
 But I call him the toss.

1519
00:52:50.560 --> 00:52:51.120
 Damn.

1520
00:52:51.200 --> 00:52:54.920
 Because I want to toss him into the river.

1521
00:52:55.060 --> 00:52:55.620
 Wow.

1522
00:52:55.620 --> 00:52:58.380
 Which is the name of one of his bad albums.

1523
00:52:58.600 --> 00:52:59.680
 And one of his songs.

1524
00:52:59.680 --> 00:52:59.960
 That's very true.

1525
00:53:00.300 --> 00:53:01.860
 I love very much that.

1526
00:53:01.980 --> 00:53:02.380
 And.

1527
00:53:02.380 --> 00:53:03.380
 Clear for the recording, I think.

1528
00:53:03.520 --> 00:53:07.840
 If I have to hear another one of this guy's songs,

1529
00:53:10.200 --> 00:53:12.960
 I mean I can't take it anymore.

1530
00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:15.300
 What will happen, big Scotty?

1531
00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:22.140
 If I hear him play Babe or Renegade or any of his hits.

1532
00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:23.980
 Well no, those are Styx songs.

1533
00:53:24.260 --> 00:53:24.580
 Those are Styx.

1534
00:53:24.620 --> 00:53:25.860
 Those are Styx.

1535
00:53:25.940 --> 00:53:27.180
 Styx, S-Y-T-X.

1536
00:53:27.180 --> 00:53:28.740
 I don't know why I'm spelling it out for you.

1537
00:53:28.920 --> 00:53:30.260
 It does no good.

1538
00:53:30.380 --> 00:53:31.740
 S-Y-T-X.

1539
00:53:32.140 --> 00:53:33.660
 S-T-Y-X.

1540
00:53:34.180 --> 00:53:35.200
 S-T-Y-X.

1541
00:53:35.260 --> 00:53:37.620
 S-Y-T-X is a whole other band, that's Sykes.

1542
00:53:38.080 --> 00:53:39.320
 Oh my god. Yeah.

1543
00:53:41.280 --> 00:53:43.720
 I think I might be mixing him up then.

1544
00:53:44.340 --> 00:53:44.780
 Yeah.

1545
00:53:46.120 --> 00:53:46.560
 Clearly.

1546
00:53:47.080 --> 00:53:47.460
 Oof.

1547
00:53:48.460 --> 00:53:49.200
 Well, I'm glad.

1548
00:53:49.300 --> 00:53:50.920
 Hold on, let me sort this out

1549
00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:53.100
 because I don't want to be unfair to the man.

1550
00:53:53.120 --> 00:53:54.080
 No, no, I know that.

1551
00:53:54.180 --> 00:53:54.780
 I know that.

1552
00:53:54.980 --> 00:53:56.240
 There's one thing you don't want to be

1553
00:53:56.240 --> 00:53:57.840
 is unfair to Bruce Springsteen.

1554
00:53:57.840 --> 00:53:59.340
 Please don't be unfair to Bruce Springsteen.

1555
00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:00.060
 Please don't be unfair.

1556
00:54:00.520 --> 00:54:03.080
 Is there a guy in the E Street band

1557
00:54:03.640 --> 00:54:05.180
 that looks like a lion?

1558
00:54:07.580 --> 00:54:09.980
 I mean, for a while there they could have said

1559
00:54:09.980 --> 00:54:12.500
 Danny Federici, one of the organists,

1560
00:54:12.860 --> 00:54:14.440
 did look a little bit like a lion,

1561
00:54:14.460 --> 00:54:17.280
 but I think you're thinking more of a Tommy Shaw thing.

1562
00:54:17.640 --> 00:54:18.820
 It does feel like you're thinking

1563
00:54:18.820 --> 00:54:20.320
 of a Tommy Shaw thing. Clearly does look like a lion.

1564
00:54:20.460 --> 00:54:23.380
 It looks like Ron Perlman from Beauty and the Beast.

1565
00:54:23.580 --> 00:54:26.380
 A much, much skinnier Ron Perlman.

1566
00:54:26.380 --> 00:54:28.420
 Yeah, this is the wrong band.

1567
00:54:28.600 --> 00:54:29.600
 It's the wrong band.

1568
00:54:29.640 --> 00:54:30.420
 It's the wrong band.

1569
00:54:30.520 --> 00:54:31.880
 You're thinking Styx.

1570
00:54:32.140 --> 00:54:34.260
 Styx is the band that sets you off

1571
00:54:34.260 --> 00:54:37.360
 and I can make a promise right now

1572
00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:41.000
 that the system will not play any of it.

1573
00:54:41.180 --> 00:54:42.500
 So, oh Jesus Christ.

1574
00:54:43.160 --> 00:54:43.960
 I said Styx.

1575
00:54:43.960 --> 00:54:44.480
 This is it.

1576
00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:45.760
 It's not Styx.

1577
00:54:46.180 --> 00:54:48.240
 Scotty, bastard, turn it off.

1578
00:54:48.900 --> 00:54:49.460
 Bastard.

1579
00:54:49.820 --> 00:54:51.720
 My AI is controlling the music here

1580
00:54:51.720 --> 00:54:54.680
 that apparently opening these nights of the Eagle Show.

1581
00:54:55.060 --> 00:54:55.400
 What?

1582
00:54:55.400 --> 00:54:58.940
 Styx is gonna be opening every single night.

1583
00:54:59.420 --> 00:54:59.720
 Oh my God.

1584
00:54:59.720 --> 00:55:02.000
 That big Scotty has to go to the big guy.

1585
00:55:02.820 --> 00:55:04.380
 Big Scotty's growing bigger.

1586
00:55:04.860 --> 00:55:05.560
 He's getting bigger.

1587
00:55:06.320 --> 00:55:07.200
 Yes, Scotty.

1588
00:55:07.260 --> 00:55:09.640
 I came here to get my motorcycle fixed

1589
00:55:10.160 --> 00:55:12.200
 and to put some of my lotion on

1590
00:55:13.060 --> 00:55:14.500
 and I'm all out of lotion.

1591
00:55:14.740 --> 00:55:15.960
 Oh Jesus Christ.

1592
00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:18.540
 Gosh, he is a John Carpenter character.

1593
00:55:18.600 --> 00:55:21.940
 Quote, we'll be back more after this on the Hawkins.

1594
00:55:22.220 --> 00:55:24.660
 Classic Rock never divorced me.

1595
00:55:28.740 --> 00:55:30.180
 108.9.

1596
00:55:32.010 --> 00:55:35.350
 So clearly, what's happening right now

1597
00:55:35.350 --> 00:55:38.470
 is Wisp and Jeff are getting their asses kicked

1598
00:55:38.470 --> 00:55:42.310
 just by a new Hulk level big Scotty

1599
00:55:42.310 --> 00:55:45.590
 who turns even more angry somehow

1600
00:55:45.590 --> 00:55:47.930
 when he hears the music of Styx

1601
00:55:47.930 --> 00:55:52.070
 that he once confused as Bruce Springsteen

1602
00:55:52.070 --> 00:55:53.170
 in the East Reed band.

1603
00:55:53.230 --> 00:55:54.490
 Which is also amazing.

1604
00:55:54.890 --> 00:55:56.270
 To clear it up, Hawk listeners.

1605
00:55:56.630 --> 00:55:58.190
 Separate from this episode.

1606
00:55:58.190 --> 00:56:00.210
 Before this, me and Jason had a talk

1607
00:56:00.210 --> 00:56:03.050
 about how we have to stop bringing up the same references

1608
00:56:03.530 --> 00:56:05.850
 and one of those references was

1609
00:56:05.850 --> 00:56:08.450
 Bill Bixby's Incredible Hulk.

1610
00:56:08.950 --> 00:56:10.470
 Yeah, Bill Bixby's Incredible Hulk

1611
00:56:10.470 --> 00:56:15.530
 or Ron Perlman as the sewer dog

1612
00:56:15.530 --> 00:56:17.310
 in Beauty and the Beast.

1613
00:56:17.470 --> 00:56:18.370
 We can't stop.

1614
00:56:18.710 --> 00:56:21.890
 Tom Sharpling, welcome back to 108.9 The Hawk, man.

1615
00:56:21.890 --> 00:56:24.390
 Thank you so much for being here.

1616
00:56:24.750 --> 00:56:26.270
 What's going on in your world, man?

1617
00:56:26.270 --> 00:56:28.650
 What's up with the best show these days?

1618
00:56:29.170 --> 00:56:31.210
 Well, we still do it every Tuesday

1619
00:56:31.210 --> 00:56:38.090
 and right now we're, I've launched an initiative

1620
00:56:38.090 --> 00:56:45.410
 called the, it's like the Vanderpump initiative.

1621
00:56:45.450 --> 00:56:46.670
 Okay, okay.

1622
00:56:46.910 --> 00:56:49.590
 Where I'm trying to, every week,

1623
00:56:51.850 --> 00:56:54.050
 I have a prize pot.

1624
00:56:54.250 --> 00:56:55.570
 Okay, okay.

1625
00:56:55.570 --> 00:57:01.270
 And right now in it is a $50 gift card to Jersey Mike's.

1626
00:57:01.270 --> 00:57:02.450
 That's good, you can get it Mike's way.

1627
00:57:02.730 --> 00:57:05.590
 A $50 Amazon gift card.

1628
00:57:05.770 --> 00:57:08.130
 And it will grow each and every week

1629
00:57:08.610 --> 00:57:10.430
 and it can only be claimed

1630
00:57:11.290 --> 00:57:14.350
 by a cast member from Vanderpump Rules.

1631
00:57:14.530 --> 00:57:15.130
 Okay.

1632
00:57:15.210 --> 00:57:16.510
 To come to the studio.

1633
00:57:16.590 --> 00:57:17.790
 Current or past?

1634
00:57:18.370 --> 00:57:18.630
 Either works.

1635
00:57:18.630 --> 00:57:19.510
 We're talking the original.

1636
00:57:19.570 --> 00:57:21.670
 I don't want one of these new ones coming by.

1637
00:57:21.670 --> 00:57:22.370
 OG pump.

1638
00:57:22.750 --> 00:57:24.590
 You want original coming by.

1639
00:57:24.590 --> 00:57:25.970
 The original pump and.

1640
00:57:25.970 --> 00:57:27.290
 You take a Jax.

1641
00:57:27.810 --> 00:57:29.130
 You, I'll tell him, please.

1642
00:57:29.230 --> 00:57:29.630
 You kidding?

1643
00:57:29.930 --> 00:57:32.030
 As a restaurant, not far from the studio.

1644
00:57:32.490 --> 00:57:35.150
 It's not exactly a restaurant.

1645
00:57:35.510 --> 00:57:37.010
 They, it's a ball.

1646
00:57:37.250 --> 00:57:38.650
 It's a, it's a.

1647
00:57:38.650 --> 00:57:41.390
 It's a high dining at Jax's.

1648
00:57:41.590 --> 00:57:44.630
 It's a bar attached to a pizza place

1649
00:57:45.350 --> 00:57:47.070
 that they just like kind of,

1650
00:57:47.210 --> 00:57:49.370
 it's like the equivalent of having a street named

1651
00:57:49.370 --> 00:57:52.210
 after you, but it's not really named after you.

1652
00:57:52.210 --> 00:57:55.850
 It's just one sign has your name on it.

1653
00:57:56.770 --> 00:57:59.750
 And that's kind of what Jax's is like.

1654
00:58:00.070 --> 00:58:00.530
 And then.

1655
00:58:00.650 --> 00:58:02.490
 Because they all live right near the studio.

1656
00:58:02.650 --> 00:58:03.950
 They're so close to the studio.

1657
00:58:04.250 --> 00:58:05.650
 They're 15 minutes away.

1658
00:58:05.810 --> 00:58:07.110
 They're all in Valley Village.

1659
00:58:07.570 --> 00:58:09.730
 I think is, is Sandoval still there?

1660
00:58:09.930 --> 00:58:11.310
 Or did he go somewhere else?

1661
00:58:11.430 --> 00:58:12.630
 I know he got kicked out.

1662
00:58:13.070 --> 00:58:15.150
 Well, they finally sold their house.

1663
00:58:15.230 --> 00:58:15.590
 They did.

1664
00:58:15.690 --> 00:58:18.090
 Sandoval and Ariana finally sold their house

1665
00:58:18.090 --> 00:58:18.950
 in Valley Village.

1666
00:58:19.410 --> 00:58:21.490
 You know that we know Ariana, right?

1667
00:58:21.490 --> 00:58:24.590
 That she came to see the Dead Dad's Club

1668
00:58:24.590 --> 00:58:27.770
 when we performed it here in Los Angeles in 2015.

1669
00:58:28.130 --> 00:58:30.750
 And before Vanderpump rules,

1670
00:58:30.910 --> 00:58:33.530
 she messaged Kristen to be like,

1671
00:58:33.530 --> 00:58:35.070
 Hey, I'm a UCB writer.

1672
00:58:35.190 --> 00:58:37.930
 And I just want to say that I recently lost my dad

1673
00:58:37.930 --> 00:58:42.690
 and the show really like spoke to me and everything.

1674
00:58:42.690 --> 00:58:43.330
 That's very nice.

1675
00:58:43.430 --> 00:58:47.090
 And then we all, she was a guest and not on SNL,

1676
00:58:47.110 --> 00:58:48.670
 but she was like one of the writers,

1677
00:58:48.930 --> 00:58:50.830
 like after party guests.

1678
00:58:50.830 --> 00:58:51.670
 Okay.

1679
00:58:52.350 --> 00:58:53.430
 And so we cut.

1680
00:58:53.630 --> 00:58:55.730
 So she cut, we go downstairs to see them.

1681
00:58:55.950 --> 00:58:59.130
 This was at Hills Country Barbecue,

1682
00:58:59.870 --> 00:59:01.410
 which you know, Lorne hated.

1683
00:59:02.130 --> 00:59:03.570
 Absolutely hated being there.

1684
00:59:04.090 --> 00:59:05.750
 You don't think he likes country barbecue?

1685
00:59:06.230 --> 00:59:07.410
 Why is there the popcorn?

1686
00:59:07.810 --> 00:59:09.530
 Why are there peanuts on the floor?

1687
00:59:09.910 --> 00:59:13.350
 And we go downstairs and we talk to them

1688
00:59:13.350 --> 00:59:16.070
 and to Ariana and Sandoval.

1689
00:59:16.070 --> 00:59:19.010
 And then afterwards they come up to our table

1690
00:59:19.010 --> 00:59:21.230
 because we weren't cool enough to sit downstairs

1691
00:59:21.230 --> 00:59:21.850
 with everyone.

1692
00:59:22.010 --> 00:59:26.250
 They put us upstairs because just a lowly writer.

1693
00:59:26.330 --> 00:59:27.550
 And it's the end of the night.

1694
00:59:27.550 --> 00:59:29.850
 It's probably like 2.30 and Sandoval's like,

1695
00:59:30.230 --> 00:59:31.350
 where are we going next?

1696
00:59:31.850 --> 00:59:33.130
 Where are we going to go?

1697
00:59:33.210 --> 00:59:33.690
 Yeah.

1698
00:59:33.830 --> 00:59:35.490
 And the funny thing, and Kristen was like,

1699
00:59:35.490 --> 00:59:36.350
 I'm going home.

1700
00:59:36.790 --> 00:59:37.930
 I'm fucking tired.

1701
00:59:38.290 --> 00:59:39.790
 The funny thing, Tom,

1702
00:59:40.150 --> 00:59:42.290
 when Bobby Moynihan was on the show,

1703
00:59:42.510 --> 00:59:44.950
 we learned that he was the one that went out

1704
00:59:44.950 --> 00:59:46.850
 and partied with them right after that.

1705
00:59:46.850 --> 00:59:50.870
 So after we left, he hit up Bobby and Bobby's like,

1706
00:59:50.990 --> 00:59:52.690
 I went to an after after party.

1707
00:59:52.870 --> 00:59:55.710
 I went to an after after after party with them.

1708
00:59:55.710 --> 00:59:58.210
 He's like, and then we ended up at a strip club.

1709
00:59:59.570 --> 01:00:01.550
 So we do have a connect there.

1710
01:00:01.750 --> 01:00:02.670
 We do have a connect.

1711
01:00:03.490 --> 01:00:05.490
 She's not coming anywhere near.

1712
01:00:05.770 --> 01:00:06.750
 You never know.

1713
01:00:07.270 --> 01:00:08.590
 I do know on that one.

1714
01:00:08.670 --> 01:00:09.830
 She's a big comedy fan.

1715
01:00:09.990 --> 01:00:11.270
 Do you think you would have a better-

1716
01:00:11.270 --> 01:00:11.970
 But she's also famous now.

1717
01:00:12.010 --> 01:00:13.390
 Very famous, yeah.

1718
01:00:13.390 --> 01:00:14.230
 Do you think-

1719
01:00:14.230 --> 01:00:17.290
 She does not need a Jersey Mike's gift card.

1720
01:00:17.610 --> 01:00:18.970
 Do you think that you would-

1721
01:00:18.970 --> 01:00:20.430
 Eh, make it tasty, though.

1722
01:00:20.750 --> 01:00:21.770
 She knows sandwiches.

1723
01:00:21.890 --> 01:00:24.830
 She's got a sandwich shop, you know?

1724
01:00:25.310 --> 01:00:27.450
 Do you think you would have a better chance

1725
01:00:27.450 --> 01:00:28.130
 at like a Shayna?

1726
01:00:28.130 --> 01:00:29.450
 Something about her, you mean?

1727
01:00:29.550 --> 01:00:31.830
 I mean something about her and their sandwiches.

1728
01:00:32.110 --> 01:00:32.850
 Have you had it yet?

1729
01:00:32.930 --> 01:00:33.610
 Did you try it?

1730
01:00:33.710 --> 01:00:37.890
 No, their sandwiches were a little pricey for my blood.

1731
01:00:37.890 --> 01:00:39.410
 It's like 40 bucks.

1732
01:00:39.430 --> 01:00:40.990
 Like a chicken salad.

1733
01:00:41.070 --> 01:00:41.430
 Oh.

1734
01:00:43.390 --> 01:00:46.630
 Do you think you would be easier to get a Shayna?

1735
01:00:46.750 --> 01:00:49.170
 I mean, she lives down in Marina Del Rey, though,

1736
01:00:49.170 --> 01:00:49.910
 doesn't she?

1737
01:00:50.150 --> 01:00:50.590
 Yeah, I don't care.

1738
01:00:50.750 --> 01:00:55.090
 Look, I want, you need to be in the opening credits.

1739
01:00:56.510 --> 01:01:00.490
 I don't want Peter coming by.

1740
01:01:01.730 --> 01:01:04.670
 I always feel so bad for Peter when he's showing,

1741
01:01:04.710 --> 01:01:06.310
 like he is just like,

1742
01:01:06.310 --> 01:01:08.450
 yeah, I went to the party and whatever

1743
01:01:08.450 --> 01:01:13.370
 and no one wanted to hook up with me and then-

1744
01:01:13.370 --> 01:01:14.870
 Peter's always like,

1745
01:01:15.750 --> 01:01:19.430
 it's like, so do you think we could go on a date?

1746
01:01:20.070 --> 01:01:22.710
 And then they're like, actually, I'm seeing somebody.

1747
01:01:22.790 --> 01:01:24.730
 Oh, okay, of course, of course.

1748
01:01:24.970 --> 01:01:24.990
 Great.

1749
01:01:25.930 --> 01:01:27.430
 I didn't want to go.

1750
01:01:27.430 --> 01:01:27.930
 Anyway.

1751
01:01:28.530 --> 01:01:29.870
 I don't want Peter coming by.

1752
01:01:30.090 --> 01:01:33.610
 I want Prime VPR coming by.

1753
01:01:33.970 --> 01:01:36.090
 What if Vanderpump comes herself?

1754
01:01:36.550 --> 01:01:37.090
 Or her husband?

1755
01:01:37.090 --> 01:01:37.890
 That would be amazing.

1756
01:01:38.030 --> 01:01:38.710
 You mean Ken?

1757
01:01:39.190 --> 01:01:41.590
 Or her mutt-laying looking husband.

1758
01:01:42.790 --> 01:01:46.830
 Yeah, I would gladly accept them, of course.

1759
01:01:47.670 --> 01:01:50.850
 I don't think Ken and Lisa are coming by anytime soon.

1760
01:01:50.950 --> 01:01:53.130
 No, but I would lose it if they did.

1761
01:01:53.350 --> 01:01:55.150
 I would thrive over there in a heartbeat.

1762
01:01:56.530 --> 01:01:57.790
 Tom, we love you.

1763
01:01:57.790 --> 01:01:59.390
 The best show every Tuesday night.

1764
01:01:59.570 --> 01:02:03.810
 You can start sad 3 p.m. on the west coast,

1765
01:02:03.810 --> 01:02:05.890
 6 p.m. on the east coast.

1766
01:02:06.470 --> 01:02:08.170
 And thanks for doing this, man.

1767
01:02:08.270 --> 01:02:08.970
 Thanks for coming back.

1768
01:02:09.070 --> 01:02:10.030
 Thanks for having me back.

1769
01:02:10.210 --> 01:02:10.530
 I love it.

1770
01:02:10.530 --> 01:02:12.630
 It's so much fun to do.

1771
01:02:12.730 --> 01:02:16.290
 It's my favorite thing to do, and have me back again.

1772
01:02:16.530 --> 01:02:17.790
 We're gonna have you back.

1773
01:02:18.330 --> 01:02:19.450
 We're gonna have you back.

1774
01:02:19.590 --> 01:02:21.890
 And hey, if you want to support 108.9 The Hawk,

1775
01:02:22.050 --> 01:02:23.150
 head on over to that Patreon,

1776
01:02:23.330 --> 01:02:25.870
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1777
01:02:26.530 --> 01:02:27.790
 And also, you can go to our website,

1778
01:02:27.830 --> 01:02:29.590
 108.9thehawk.com.

1779
01:02:29.650 --> 01:02:30.270
 Check it out.

1780
01:02:30.310 --> 01:02:33.750
 It has been revamped more as a station website.

1781
01:02:33.930 --> 01:02:36.930
 So you got On Air Jack bios on there.

1782
01:02:36.930 --> 01:02:38.090
 And of course, you can subscribe

1783
01:02:38.090 --> 01:02:39.250
 to our mailing list there.

1784
01:02:39.250 --> 01:02:42.310
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1785
01:02:42.310 --> 01:02:43.830
 to 108.9 The Hawk.