Return To Greatness
“A brand new age. A brand new day.”
“The Whisp Turlington Show” has returned and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock declare a “Return to Greatness” across Val Verde — complete with 3D billboards, Genesis mega-blocks, and a townwide chemical-job apocalypse.
Big Truck reports live from Verde Chemical, where workers are leaving with purple suits, clown smiles, and possibly extra limbs, while sponsors like Food Gulch, Eggsland, and Trunks struggle to survive the new Hawk economy.
Meanwhile:
• MTV VJs are debated
• Tony Banks calls in from the studio
• Phil Collins explains why he can’t drum
• 98.6 The Squirt is declared an enemy of the state
This isn’t just a radio show — it’s the beginning of The Hawk’s new era.
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The city is strange.
The rock is strong.
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