Joe Walsh (No Relation) Forces Val Verde to Run (with Dru Johnston)
“Even if you weren’t the Joe Walsh we wanted, you were the Joe Walsh we got.”
“The Whisp Turlington Show” welcomes Joe Walsh — no relation — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the interview, the studio, and most municipal oversight in Val Verde.
What should be a routine guest segment detonates into a full civic event as Joe Walsh (No Relation) outlines the Val Verde Rock & Roll 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Ultra Marathon, and a race philosophy built on early mornings, public bragging, and mechanical bulls used as motivational tools.
Meanwhile:
• Art Spart returns from a prolonged traffic hiatus
• Jimmy One Meal releases a posthumous song called “Shark Sex” and no one asks permission
• Jason Gore reigns supreme at 98.6 The Squirt and declares himself the greatest DJ alive
• Bloody nipples, nip guards, and weaponized areolas dominate the discourse
• Threads is exposed as a scolding platform and Bluesky as a joke museum
• A 90s lyrics game confirms that memory is fake and lyrics never mattered
Guest Starring: Dru Johnston as Joe Walsh (No Relation)
Check out Dru's Substack at https://ivegottheruns.substack.com
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